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A Unique Valentine’s Day Gift

[Blind Gossip] When you think of Valentine’s Day gifts, you probably think of flowers, heart-shaped jewelry, chocolates, and greeting cards with declarations of love.

Awww.

Stop.

That’s just not modern enough for this famous couple!

He is a musician. She is also famous.

He told her he wants her to do something special just for him.

Uh oh. Where is this going?

He wants her to let him do a #1 and a #2 on her.

Ewww.

She said OK. She already got the tarp. She couldn’t find one with hearts or anything on it, so it’s just a plain, clear plastic tarp.

So, folks, in case you are looking for a last-minute gift, you don’t have to go to Tiffany’s or call 1-800-Flowers!

Just head on over to your local Home Depot and pick up a plastic tarp for a Valentine’s Day neither of you will ever forget!

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Couple:

[Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? If my partner asked for this, my response would be ________ .

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  1. stickaforkinit says

    Disgusting. John Mayer was said to have loved that type of thing. Its probably him but dont know who the dumb female is.

  2. BooStrawberry says

    John legend & his irritating wife Chrissy Teigan? She’s so attention hungry, it’ll be surprising if she doesn’t broadcast that.

    Gross…

    And NOOOO!!!

  3. omgimbackagain says

    NO.

    I feel like modern is a clue. Thankfully I’m drawing a blank and I am not sure I want to know the answer.

  8. ivy3499 says

    Is this Bieber? WTF. I will never understand this desire and/or how a person can agree to this. It is beyond disgusting and degrading.

  9. ILUVCA4evr says

    Couple: Beiber and Hailey. He’s going off the rails, so I can see him asking her to do this.

    [Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? Freakin disgusting! Germy!!
    If my partner asked for this, my response would be: Are you kidding me? NO WAY.

  13. meeshpotatoes says

    Kim and Kanye.
    And this is disgusting to me. But we all have our dark kinks I suppose.
    Who knows? Maybe we will get a new sex tape leaked (no pun intended).

  18. trivialtime says

    Best I got is Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
    disgusting! If my partner asked for this, my response would be laugh really big in his face and make sure it’s a joke. If it’s not, go solid up an exit plan because this weird desire won’t age well.

  26. amagod121 says

    I’m gonna guess John Legend and Chrissie Teagen. Surprised she hasn’t bragged about it yet and posted it all over on Instagram.

    Optinal: Gross. I would definitely nix the idea and wonder why my SO would find it exciting and appealing. I would probably also wonder why I was with him and rethink being there. Ewwww!

  36. Lisa Marue says

    I thought Kim and Kanye as well. I believe it was reported Ray J already did #1 on her so i doubt it is a deal breaker! However I can’t imagine Kim getting a tarp unless it was gold foil! Admittingly I do know people who have gotten down and “dirty” like this before and they used a bath tub or shower. Using a tarp sounds very novice and cheap…. so maybe it is the biebs!!

  38. Sagethewiser says

    Keith and Nicole.

    No, I wouldn’t do this. I’d break it off/divorse someone if they asked me to do this.

  39. LAmariposa says

    Couple: My first thought was Kim K & Kanye (umm she’s done one of those 2 in the past). My 2nd thought is the Biebers.

    Disgusting ×100!

    Optional: “Do I look like a toilet to u?!” That would be my reply.

  42. UptownJunk says

    Chris Martin
    Dakota Johnson

    The “modern” thing feels goop-y and the Tiffany’s or 1-800 flowers thing too. He’s a singer and she’s famous.

  43. PatioPrincess says

    Hmmm, I love my husband and we’ve been together for a long time, so, I think I would let him pee on my feet and dump on my feet but that’s as far as it would go and, if he did that, it would have to be in the shower with playtex gloves to pick up the poo and a bucket to put it in and then bleach to clean my feet and the shower etc.

    Since Kim K let some black guy pee on her in a video, I bet this is Kanye making sure he gets equal treatment and one up with the #2.

  49. mushypurples says

    i heard the same about the original cut of the ray-j video. i wasn’t sold on it being kim and kanye until i read your comment. very good observation

  52. DonnaStarla says

    Tommy Lee’s wife Brittany Furlan post videos on Vine: “Home Depot’s where the party’s at.”

    She’s not super famous, but is considered a social media star. I could see them doing this.