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A Unique Valentine’s Day Gift

February 13, 2020 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] When you think of Valentine’s Day gifts, you probably think of flowers, heart-shaped jewelry, chocolates, and greeting cards with declarations of love.

Awww.

Stop.

That’s just not modern enough for this famous couple!

He is a musician. She is also famous.

He told her he wants her to do something special just for him.

Uh oh. Where is this going?

He wants her to let him do a #1 and a #2 on her.

Ewww.

She said OK. She already got the tarp. She couldn’t find one with hearts or anything on it, so it’s just a plain, clear plastic tarp.

So, folks, in case you are looking for a last-minute gift, you don’t have to go to Tiffany’s or call 1-800-Flowers!

Just head on over to your local Home Depot and pick up a plastic tarp for a Valentine’s Day neither of you will ever forget!

Similar: The Anonymous Valentine

Couple:

[Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? If my partner asked for this, my response would be ________ .

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  1. DonnaStarla says

    February 20, 2020 at 12:08 am

    Tommy Lee’s wife Brittany Furlan post videos on Vine: “Home Depot’s where the party’s at.”

    She’s not super famous, but is considered a social media star. I could see them doing this.

  2. Bossbae says

    February 17, 2020 at 9:16 am

    David Foster and Katherine Mc Phee

  3. takingaguess says

    February 15, 2020 at 7:12 am

    Zany Malik and Gigi Hadid

  4. tooser71 says

    February 15, 2020 at 6:21 am

    Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams

    Modern for Modern Family and he is a music DJ.

    just a guess.

  5. pikasupageti says

    February 15, 2020 at 2:24 am

    what are #1 and #2?

    I am lost here.

  6. PatioPrincess says

    February 15, 2020 at 12:39 am

    Hmmm, I love my husband and we’ve been together for a long time, so, I think I would let him pee on my feet and dump on my feet but that’s as far as it would go and, if he did that, it would have to be in the shower with playtex gloves to pick up the poo and a bucket to put it in and then bleach to clean my feet and the shower etc.

    Since Kim K let some black guy pee on her in a video, I bet this is Kanye making sure he gets equal treatment and one up with the #2.

  7. UptownJunk says

    February 14, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Chris Martin
    Dakota Johnson

    The “modern” thing feels goop-y and the Tiffany’s or 1-800 flowers thing too. He’s a singer and she’s famous.

  8. hoodiegirl says

    February 14, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Miley and Cody.
    So gross.

  9. bigswingingrock says

    February 14, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Heidi Klum and Mr. Kaulitz

  10. LAmariposa says

    February 14, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Couple: My first thought was Kim K & Kanye (umm she’s done one of those 2 in the past). My 2nd thought is the Biebers.

    Disgusting ×100!

    Optional: “Do I look like a toilet to u?!” That would be my reply.

  11. Sagethewiser says

    February 14, 2020 at 11:37 am

    Keith and Nicole.

    No, I wouldn’t do this. I’d break it off/divorse someone if they asked me to do this.

  12. Lisa Marue says

    February 14, 2020 at 11:14 am

    I thought Kim and Kanye as well. I believe it was reported Ray J already did #1 on her so i doubt it is a deal breaker! However I can’t imagine Kim getting a tarp unless it was gold foil! Admittingly I do know people who have gotten down and “dirty” like this before and they used a bath tub or shower. Using a tarp sounds very novice and cheap…. so maybe it is the biebs!!

    • mushypurples says

      February 15, 2020 at 8:58 pm

      i heard the same about the original cut of the ray-j video. i wasn’t sold on it being kim and kanye until i read your comment. very good observation

  13. rayodeplata says

    February 14, 2020 at 8:51 am

    This is freaking disgusting. #1 and #2 are waste, not like saliva or genital fluids.

  14. Babycham says

    February 14, 2020 at 7:41 am

    #1 and a 2#? You’ve lost me there.
    Is it Justin Bieber and wife?

  15. ReveriesReverie says

    February 14, 2020 at 7:24 am

    Kim K and Kanye

  16. TruePatriot says

    February 14, 2020 at 7:16 am

    Legend and Teigen – they’re sick.

  17. yashenny says

    February 14, 2020 at 6:48 am

    Lol why do I think of Kim and Kanye

  18. aemish says

    February 14, 2020 at 6:46 am

    Gross. Sick people

  19. dinamarieburnett says

    February 14, 2020 at 6:19 am

    Kimya

  20. snookiemonster says

    February 14, 2020 at 5:22 am

    Kim and Kanye

  21. aaawam20 says

    February 14, 2020 at 5:07 am

    And they say romance is dead.
    That’s gross.

  22. amagod121 says

    February 14, 2020 at 4:01 am

    I’m gonna guess John Legend and Chrissie Teagen. Surprised she hasn’t bragged about it yet and posted it all over on Instagram.

    Optinal: Gross. I would definitely nix the idea and wonder why my SO would find it exciting and appealing. I would probably also wonder why I was with him and rethink being there. Ewwww!

  23. Marxistfreak says

    February 14, 2020 at 3:13 am

    John Legend and Chrissy T.

  24. Marxistfreak says

    February 14, 2020 at 2:58 am

    I have no clue on the couple.
    Disgusting and BYE!

  25. aaaGranE says

    February 14, 2020 at 2:47 am

    This “reeks”of Kim K and Kanye…
    I wouldn’t even want to know someone who would want that.

  26. dinamarieburnett says

    February 14, 2020 at 1:51 am

    Kim and Kanya…. gross

  27. blablabla123 says

    February 14, 2020 at 1:43 am

    Weird and degrading. My response would be: pack your bags, adios!

  28. Blossom says

    February 14, 2020 at 1:42 am

    Bieber and Bieber

  29. FoxMulder says

    February 14, 2020 at 1:25 am

    Bieber and Baldwin

  30. trivialtime says

    February 14, 2020 at 12:58 am

    Best I got is Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
    disgusting! If my partner asked for this, my response would be laugh really big in his face and make sure it’s a joke. If it’s not, go solid up an exit plan because this weird desire won’t age well.

  31. FreddyCellophane says

    February 13, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Couple: Gene “God of Thunder” Simmons and Shannon Tweed

  32. I Am PunkA says

    February 13, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Kanye and Kim. Sounds about like their style.

  33. Miami PoLo41 says

    February 13, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Cardi b
    Offset

    • mushypurples says

      February 15, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      that’s what i was thinking too!

  34. WorkHardBeNice says

    February 13, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Robin Thicke and his sidepiece.

    Who says romance is dead?!

  35. meeshpotatoes says

    February 13, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Kim and Kanye.
    And this is disgusting to me. But we all have our dark kinks I suppose.
    Who knows? Maybe we will get a new sex tape leaked (no pun intended).

    • tundrapetal says

      February 14, 2020 at 11:25 am

      lol!

  36. gunther85 says

    February 13, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    I’m going to guess The Biebers.
    Never #2 but maybe #1…if I was stung by a jellyfish.

  37. Christina X says

    February 13, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    No idea for the couple but it sounds like some John Mayer *.

    Nope.

  38. cindycgy says

    February 13, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Disgusting! I want a divorce

  39. ILUVCA4evr says

    February 13, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Couple: Beiber and Hailey. He’s going off the rails, so I can see him asking her to do this.

    [Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? Freakin disgusting! Germy!!
    If my partner asked for this, my response would be: Are you kidding me? NO WAY.

  40. ivy3499 says

    February 13, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Is this Bieber? WTF. I will never understand this desire and/or how a person can agree to this. It is beyond disgusting and degrading.

  41. Squirrelnutkin says

    February 13, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    No idea who this is.

    But no, I would never let anyone do this! Definitely disgusting.

  42. spo3131 says

    February 13, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    John Legend and Chrissy Teagan

  43. NoseyNana2008 says

    February 13, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Justin and Hailey?
    Eeeewwwww! That’s disgusting. My response? Not no, but HELL NO!!!

  44. Weazle says

    February 13, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    Kimye…but he isn’t really a singer…though the “Famous” clue makes me think of his album.

    • brittpinkie says

      February 15, 2020 at 8:57 am

      Well, it just says “musician” so it can still be Kanye.

    • Sagittarius1203 says

      February 17, 2020 at 1:59 pm

      This. All their homes are “modern”.

  45. omgimbackagain says

    February 13, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    NO.

    I feel like modern is a clue. Thankfully I’m drawing a blank and I am not sure I want to know the answer.

  46. stickaforkinit says

    February 13, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Disgusting. John Mayer was said to have loved that type of thing. Its probably him but dont know who the dumb female is.

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