[Blind Gossip] When you think of Valentine’s Day gifts, you probably think of flowers, heart-shaped jewelry, chocolates, and greeting cards with declarations of love.
That’s just not modern enough for this famous couple!
He is a musician. She is also famous.
He told her he wants her to do something special just for him.
Uh oh. Where is this going?
He wants her to let him do a #1 and a #2 on her.
She said OK. She already got the tarp. She couldn’t find one with hearts or anything on it, so it’s just a plain, clear plastic tarp.
So, folks, in case you are looking for a last-minute gift, you don’t have to go to Tiffany’s or call 1-800-Flowers!
Just head on over to your local Home Depot and pick up a plastic tarp for a Valentine’s Day neither of you will ever forget!
Similar: The Anonymous Valentine
[Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? If my partner asked for this, my response would be ________ .
Tommy Lee’s wife Brittany Furlan post videos on Vine: “Home Depot’s where the party’s at.”
She’s not super famous, but is considered a social media star. I could see them doing this.
David Foster and Katherine Mc Phee
Zany Malik and Gigi Hadid
Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams
Modern for Modern Family and he is a music DJ.
just a guess.
what are #1 and #2?
I am lost here.
Hmmm, I love my husband and we’ve been together for a long time, so, I think I would let him pee on my feet and dump on my feet but that’s as far as it would go and, if he did that, it would have to be in the shower with playtex gloves to pick up the poo and a bucket to put it in and then bleach to clean my feet and the shower etc.
Since Kim K let some black guy pee on her in a video, I bet this is Kanye making sure he gets equal treatment and one up with the #2.
The “modern” thing feels goop-y and the Tiffany’s or 1-800 flowers thing too. He’s a singer and she’s famous.
Miley and Cody.
Heidi Klum and Mr. Kaulitz
Couple: My first thought was Kim K & Kanye (umm she’s done one of those 2 in the past). My 2nd thought is the Biebers.
Optional: “Do I look like a toilet to u?!” That would be my reply.
Keith and Nicole.
No, I wouldn’t do this. I’d break it off/divorse someone if they asked me to do this.
Lisa Marue says
I thought Kim and Kanye as well. I believe it was reported Ray J already did #1 on her so i doubt it is a deal breaker! However I can’t imagine Kim getting a tarp unless it was gold foil! Admittingly I do know people who have gotten down and “dirty” like this before and they used a bath tub or shower. Using a tarp sounds very novice and cheap…. so maybe it is the biebs!!
i heard the same about the original cut of the ray-j video. i wasn’t sold on it being kim and kanye until i read your comment. very good observation
This is freaking disgusting. #1 and #2 are waste, not like saliva or genital fluids.
#1 and a 2#? You’ve lost me there.
Is it Justin Bieber and wife?
Kim K and Kanye
Legend and Teigen – they’re sick.
Lol why do I think of Kim and Kanye
Gross. Sick people
Kim and Kanye
And they say romance is dead.
I’m gonna guess John Legend and Chrissie Teagen. Surprised she hasn’t bragged about it yet and posted it all over on Instagram.
Optinal: Gross. I would definitely nix the idea and wonder why my SO would find it exciting and appealing. I would probably also wonder why I was with him and rethink being there. Ewwww!
John Legend and Chrissy T.
I have no clue on the couple.
Disgusting and BYE!
This “reeks”of Kim K and Kanye…
I wouldn’t even want to know someone who would want that.
Kim and Kanya…. gross
Weird and degrading. My response would be: pack your bags, adios!
Bieber and Bieber
Bieber and Baldwin
Best I got is Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
disgusting! If my partner asked for this, my response would be laugh really big in his face and make sure it’s a joke. If it’s not, go solid up an exit plan because this weird desire won’t age well.
Couple: Gene “God of Thunder” Simmons and Shannon Tweed
I Am PunkA says
Kanye and Kim. Sounds about like their style.
Miami PoLo41 says
that’s what i was thinking too!
Robin Thicke and his sidepiece.
Who says romance is dead?!
Kim and Kanye.
And this is disgusting to me. But we all have our dark kinks I suppose.
Who knows? Maybe we will get a new sex tape leaked (no pun intended).
I’m going to guess The Biebers.
Never #2 but maybe #1…if I was stung by a jellyfish.
Christina X says
No idea for the couple but it sounds like some John Mayer *.
Disgusting! I want a divorce
Couple: Beiber and Hailey. He’s going off the rails, so I can see him asking her to do this.
[Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? Freakin disgusting! Germy!!
If my partner asked for this, my response would be: Are you kidding me? NO WAY.
Is this Bieber? WTF. I will never understand this desire and/or how a person can agree to this. It is beyond disgusting and degrading.
No idea who this is.
But no, I would never let anyone do this! Definitely disgusting.
John Legend and Chrissy Teagan
Justin and Hailey?
Eeeewwwww! That’s disgusting. My response? Not no, but HELL NO!!!
Kimye…but he isn’t really a singer…though the “Famous” clue makes me think of his album.
Well, it just says “musician” so it can still be Kanye.
This. All their homes are “modern”.
I feel like modern is a clue. Thankfully I’m drawing a blank and I am not sure I want to know the answer.
Disgusting. John Mayer was said to have loved that type of thing. Its probably him but dont know who the dumb female is.