[Blind Gossip] When you think of Valentine’s Day gifts, you probably think of flowers, heart-shaped jewelry, chocolates, and greeting cards with declarations of love.
That’s just not modern enough for this famous couple!
He is a musician. She is also famous.
He told her he wants her to do something special just for him.
Uh oh. Where is this going?
He wants her to let him do a #1 and a #2 on her.
She said OK. She already got the tarp. She couldn’t find one with hearts or anything on it, so it’s just a plain, clear plastic tarp.
So, folks, in case you are looking for a last-minute gift, you don’t have to go to Tiffany’s or call 1-800-Flowers!
Just head on over to your local Home Depot and pick up a plastic tarp for a Valentine’s Day neither of you will ever forget!
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[Optional] Adventurous or disgusting? If my partner asked for this, my response would be ________ .