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Black Friday Disguise

[Blind Gossip] This esteemed film actress really wants to go and mix it up with the people during the Black Friday sales!

She was talking about how thrilling it would be to scrum with the crowds and fight over a flat screen TV or a toaster oven.

This isn’t about getting something at a great sale price.

She thinks it would be a great life experience and she wants to film the whole thing. Then she called someone and asked if they had a wig and baseball cap she could use to disguise herself. She sounded very excited. She may actually go through with it.

If any of you find yourself wrestling an Academy Award-winner to the ground over a toaster oven on Friday, please let us know.

Similar: The Black Friday Plan

Actress:

[Optional] Which store/s will you be going to this Thanksgiving/Black Friday? The one great deal you are aiming for?


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  1. The only one I could think of who would do something like this would be JLaw. But, I would hardly call her “esteemed”.

  6. Esteemed usually means Meryl Streep.

    I like online shopping and visiting the small, offbeat stores, but I do love Target and Nordstrom.

  15. I stay far, far away from Black Friday sales. There’s nothing that I want to save money so badly on that I’d join the huge crowds of people.

  18. I don’t do Black Friday, never did. I just don’t see the point of getting up at the crack and dawn, to fight crowds over some stupid “bargains” which we all know, isn’t really a bargain at all! No thank you, I’d rather stay home, relax, and eat leftover Thanksgiving food.

  21. Scrum is British slang so Helen Mirren? Judi Dench? I’d have guessed Meryl for more everywoman GOOD pr and press (she has been banking lately) and for the AA but clearly American.

  25. I would tackle Goopy for a waffle iron.
    Not that I want a waffle iron. I just want the excuse to step on her stupid neck.

  26. Esteemed? I’m thinking Meryl Streep or Viola Davis.
    I’ve never once joined the throngs on Black Friday. Nothing puts me in a worse mood than fighting for parking!

  29. No idea on the actress. I never go to Black Friday sales. All of my shopping is done except for a few last minute candy and cookie gifts. I find stores that open on Thanksgiving to be vulgar and against the spirit of the holiday. Any store not open on Thanksgiving Day gets any extra cash I have for last minute things.

  30. Actress: Marisa Tomei

    Academy Award: Best Supporting Actress (for “My Cousin Vinny”)

    Clue #1: “wrestling” (MT was the female lead in “The Wrestler”, opposite Mickey Rourke)

    Clue #2: “She MAY actually go through with it” (Marisa is currently playing Spider-Man’s aunt, MAY Parker, in multiple Disney/Marvel films.)

  33. Well Kris Jenner did this but she is certainly not esteemed nor an actress nor on film except maybe a sex tape?…

  35. I don’t know why this screams Mariah Carey to me. What I’m getting from this is the person has never been in a position where they needed to shop for bargains, especially on ‘Black Friday’.

    I won’t set foot in a store until Monday when folks have gone back to work and kids are back in school. 🙂