[Pop Bitch] Which rising young media pundit has a predictably over-confident seduction technique?
When things are starting to look promising, here is what he’ll do.
He’ll drop his trousers, lean back and then remark (for his partner’s behalf): “Big, isn’t it?”
Similar: Faithful and Devoted Countertops
Media Guy:
[Optional] A man you just met drops trou and talks about his private parts. Your response would be ______ .
churchlady says
First thought: Is it a meal or just a snack?
If it’s a meal and the pundit is Trevor or Micah, I’m ON it! I have no shame!
sully33 says
I’ve found that any “man” who states how big IT is, and wants you to agree, is looking for validation because they are quite small/inadequate… “I’m huge, aren’t I, you agree, right, my 3” peen is enormous, right?”
Ugh. Boys.
Katmandu says
If the pantsless wonder was gay and showing off to gay men, I would think he would have a better reception, breaking the ice right away . I can’t imagine any woman gasping in wonder at the sight of his enormous flopper. I could be wrong. But myself, I would be outta there so fast there would be a Katmandu-shaped hole in the air.
livewyre says
My response would be, “Well I’m sure with a scanning electron microscope you’ll be able to find it a lot easier.”
Then I’d be out of there so fast his head would spin.
ChuloJoe says
The only individual I can think of would be Pete Davidson. But I am not sure if he would be considered a “Media Guy?”
aaaPanda says
No idea who, but total turn off. No different from d* pics, ruins that delicious build up of curiosity and excitement. Would leave on the spot and never come back.
Stefanie2530 says
no clue who it is
My response would be to laugh
RadioMarty says
I did not think about young Jesse. Makes sense.
ILUVCA4evr says
Not sure who the British pundit is..So I’ll just guess the Duke of Disclaimers Harry Mountbatten-Windsor.
My response would be,
“Let me get my magnifying glass”
LOL
mastik8 says
I have no idea who this could be but can tell you my response would depend on how many drinks I’d had.
Michelle says
😂
syndrla says
I would be walking away and fast. If you brag about it, you do not know how to use it.
amagod121 says
Pundit: Jesse Watters of Watters World.
Optnl: “Hey, I think your belt broke!”
RadioMarty says
I did not think about young Jesse. Makes sense.
brbguana says
He’s not young. This sounds like a guy in his twenties…I vote Ben Shapiro.
baronsameday says
Micah Richards – former footballer now a pundit
Optional – get mine out and have a cock off!
Britty Woman says
I’m not sure about what’s in his pants….but the man needs to buy bigger shirts!
Princesspc says
Trevor Noah
Optional: Bye.
Pinkieswear says
What a toad.
aaaSeeK says
Dunno. The only British “media” name I know is Scobie, and it’s definitely not him.
Absolute definite turnoff. Any guy who does this is someone I do NOT want to date.
Whisper says
Pick up the nearest sharp object and race to the door.
Sassymom says
I’m too old fashioned for this sort of silliness. I would probably have said “Pull up your pants!” and gotten myself home. And there would NOT be a follow up date after that.
aaaStorm says
No clue.
My response would likely be, “that’s it”?
hurraytheyreasleep says
If this is a sports thing then I’d guess a former Chelsea or Man City player, hence the blue.
No idea who through.
CariBean says
IDK, but my response would be for him to GTFOOH.
Lookinlady says
Seen one, seen ’em all. Nothing pretty about that thing!
sookiesmom says
“You should really look into having that wart removed.”
CaintGetEnuff says
This is my favorite!
badgerette85 says
Kick em where it counts!
RadioMarty says
MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki. No response. I’m not into narcissists.