[Blind Gossip] A very slim actress who is best known for her work on TV walked into a traditional Italian bakery in New York City.
She said she wanted some gluten-free bread or low carb bread. The guy who worked there said that bread is made with flour and flour has gluten and carbs. She said again that she wanted something that was gluten-free or low carb.
He said, “Lady, this a bakery. We got gluten and we got carbs. Don’t want them? There’s a produce market down the street. You can go there and buy yourself some nice broccoli or something. Next!”
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