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A Christmas Surprise In A Little Blue Box

[Blind Gossip] She has been expecting a proposal from her man for a while now.

They are rich so she is expecting the engagement ring to be really nice.

Well, he has her Christmas present ready for her… and it’s coming in a little blue box from Tiffany’s!

It’s in one of those blue Tiffany boxes with the white ribbon. The card says something like, “You are the best. You deserve the best.”

We are not sure if he is describing the ring or himself, but so far, so good!

He thought it would be clever to disguise her gift as something else. He got the best and purest coke he could find anywhere. He is putting a few glass vials of it in the box. She was complaining about the quality of the coke lately so he thinks she will like this.

Hey, wait a minute. That’s not the kind of glass we were expecting!

Somehow, we have a feeling he may not get the kind of response he is looking for…

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[Optional] What do you think her reaction will be?

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  3. darkrose says

    Kimberley Guilfoyle & whichever Trumps spawn it is she’s dating. She’s totally shallow & superficial, so if the coke came in a Tiffany’s box, she’d probably be good with the presentation, but still want the ring.

  5. Jayzzzzzz says

    Tiffany Trump and her wealthy boyfriend, Michael Boulos.
    I don’t think it will be the reaction he’s looking for …

  8. Baileygirl says

    I have no idea about the couple. I think that if she has been waiting for a proposal for a while and he presents her with a Tiffany’s box and there is no ring there then that will seal his fate. Even IF he finally proposes, she will always remember this hoax. I believe “the hate click” will kick in and he probably won’t get a chance to get her a real ring. Women have LOOOOOOOOOONG memories and this kind of asinine behavior will not be forgotten.

  9. 4sixx2 says

    I’m confused. IS there a ring under the coke or is the coke the total gift? It seems like he’s disguising the ring, then it seems like there’s no ring.

  11. noblegiftfrommars says

    I have no idea who this couple is but I literally laughed out loud when I read this. At the very least, he is attentive.

    Reaction: She’ll probably feign gratitude, snort a bunch of the coke and then yell at him for not knowing better.