[National Enquirer] Which B-list beauty, who’s not even 40 yet, is about to go under the knife to get her upper and lower eyelids smoothed out? The actress is dating one of Hollywood’s hunkiest A-listers, but she’s worried she may lose her young lover if her peepers keep drooping!
[HollywoodDame] This A list actor has franchise millions in his bank, but won’t spring for a much needed dental appointment. He makes a conscious effort never to smile and show his teeth at red carpet events. Fans think it’s all part of his dark and aloof mystique, but his teeth are beyond yellow…they are brown. [Read more…] about Why This Star Doesn’t Smile
[NationalEnquirer] Which Oscar-winning star is wigging out over her badly damaged and severely thinning hair? The 40-something actress has gone from her natural red locks to bleached blonde so many times that she’s almost bald!
[National Enquirer] Which gorgeous actress—she just had her second child—is hiding a nasty nicotine habit? The married former child star was at the Golden Globes after-parties using her girlfriend as a shield to block her from the cameras as she puffed away on a cigarette!
[NationalEnquirer] Which handsome movie star is hiding a hideous habit that’s turning his pearly whites a dull yellow? The 30-something’s dentist has warned him to lay off the chewing tobacco or his sexy cover boy image will be ruined!
[National Enquirer] What blonde, B-list movie star—she’s a former beauty pageant winner and model—was recently spotted at a Beverly Hills pet shop hitting on some guy half her age after he told her he was a huge fan of her ’90s films? The three-times-divorced single mom of three may be in her early 60s, but her cougar instincts are clearly still intact!
[Downfront2] This Actress is being linked to another married Man. Though he’ll be free soon, she says don’t pin anything on her. She says she’s not the right shade.
[EOnline] Brucey Huskers is a gorgeous star. Brucey’s hot. Brucey has a super-b*tchin’, manly body. Brucey hangs with other equally luscious-lookin’ Tinseltown (and Blind Vice star) celebrities, who he’s gotten mucho intimate with.
So, why is Brucey having trouble getting some lovin’ lately?
Oh, wait. That rumor that he’s not getting any since his big Hollywood split turns out to be…
Just that, a rumor!
“Don’t you realize that this explains everything a little bit more clearly?” said one of the dudes who hangs thisclose alongside the humpy celebrity, who’s gone back to getting it on with [Read more…] about The Hunk’s Private Love Life
[NationalEnquirer] Which perky All-American actress has had so much cosmetic surgery that producers on her comeback film added a clause in her contract that she can’t get nipped or tucked until after the movie’s release? She’s desperate to make her way back to the A-list, but movie execs fear when the film comes out no one will recognize her on the big screen.
[BlindGossip] This very talented, multi-award-winning performer has long been the subject of comments about her unconventional looks. And it’s more than a coincidence that, in most of her films, her leading man must proclaim their admiration of her beauty. She insists on it. And this is a girl who always gets her way. [Read more…] about Her New Face Isn’t Funny
[EOnline] And people say Possum Santana can’t act!
Poor, poor Possum. She never really does very well in the movies, as the flicks she stars in rarely do huge box-office numbers, and they almost always get lethal reviews. But Possum is an awfully pretty girl, sure as hell (despite what seem like a million nervous personal twitches). Not to mention she’s got a man who’s done his best to stick by her sometimes loca side.
Too bad, then, that Possum decided to… [Read more…] about She Did Him Wrong Then Blamed Him
[EOnline] Shafterella Shoshstein and Cruella St. Shackles really should make a movie together. After all, these two mega-manipulators are made for each other!
A new version of Thelma & Louise, maybe? Nah, a remake of Black Swan would be better, with Shafterella playing the crafty Natalie Portman part, and Cruella going for Winona Ryder’s tragic, aging diva character.
But, dolls, we are way off topic here, which is to report that real-life power manipulator Shafterella has been corralling her friends to… [Read more…] about Shafterella Leaves the Evil Conniving to Others