NY Daily News – Which mega-star’s reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? Theendowed lass is telling anyone who’ll listen all about his embarrassingsexual positions.
Daily Mirror – Which bulimic Hollywood star is worrying film bosses? She scoffs a three-course meal every three hours… then chucks it back up…
BuzzFoto – Remember when we told you about the Starlet who realized her pics weren’t selling as much and she needed a plan? Remember how we told you about a planned breakup to boost her fame? Well, the breakup has happened, and just like she and her team thought, it’s generated some buzz out there. The problem is, this Actress needs to do a better job when she’s staging a sham, because when you break up with someone, you’re supposed to avoid them and their family, aren’t you? It’s not Hilary Duff.
NY Daily News – Which angry comic had a few cast and crew members fired from his hit show — all because they overshadowed him?
EOnline – Brain-Fry Noodlestein’s completely brilliant at what he does—or rather, did. Dude’s throwing it all away—friends, family, well-respected career—’cause he’s hooked on the hard stuff. Much harder stuff than Smokey Shooter would ever consider. [Read more…] about His Meltdown Will Make Britney’s Look Mild
Daily Mirror – Which rocker was warned twice backstage at the NME awards for smoking pungent spliffs?
Editor’s Note: NME is New Musical Express, which is a popular music magazine in the United Kingdom.
BlindGossip – One of our favorite actors is having a wardrobe problem on the set of his latest film. What kind of problem? Well, our actor was measured for his costumes when he first committed to the film, but over the winter he may have indulged in a few too many Happy Meals. Now he’s sporting love handles that would put the Michelin Man to shame. Perhaps if he cut down on one of his recreational habits, he wouldn’t have the munchies so often.
BuzzFoto – Which D-List Reality TV Celebrity was very drunk and very cold after being caught trying to ski nny dip in a neighbor’s pool? The neighbor was so mortified and embarrassed to see him, (the “star”) naked, that they didn’t call the police and decided to try to ‘forget’ the matter as long as our Celeb promised to sober up?
It’s not Brody Jenner.
BlindGossip – This actor is best known for his films, especially one memorable action character. However, it seems that the macho action you see on screen is not reflected in real life. Our actor has a large bottle of blue pills in his medicine cabinet to ensure his performance in the bedroom. While we are surprised that he needs that kind of help, we’re sure that both his wife and his special friend really appreciate his efforts.
Janet Charlton – This female celebrity is known to dabble in women so it was a surprise when she suddenly married a man with a shady past who has a rep as a womanizer. They both have kids from previous relationships and she’s determined to make her marriage work. The father of her child pays for a nanny so the celebrity and her husband hired a sexy nanny and have seduced the nanny into having three-ways. Our girl hopes this will keep her sex-addicted husband happy, but in fact, he’s still hiring hookers on the side!