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Unfortunate Child

[Blind Gossip] This is about two married celebrity couples. All four people are celebrities, have big egos, and are constantly in the news.

Each of the couples has a pre-school child.

Second Couple has been pushing First Couple to get the two kids together for a play date for years. To Second Couple, it would be the ultimate photo op… as well as the ultimate validation of their own celebrity status.

Second Couple Wife could hold her breath until she turns blue, but this play date is NEVER going to happen. She knows it, too, but has processed that realization in an rather interesting manner.

She seems to be in denial about the fact that [First Couple] thinks she’s trash. She thinks that [First Couple] is jealous! She says that the real reason there hasn’t been a play date is because her child is so much prettier than [Second Couple’s] child. “They don’t want people to see photos of the two kids together because then it would be obvious that their kid is unfortunate looking.”

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First Couple:

Second Couple:

[Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier?

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  4. TulipInBloom says

    First Couple: Bey and J

    Second Couple: Kimye

    [Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier? Blue Ivy looks just like her dad. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’ll just leave it at that.

  8. MaryQuiteContrary says

    First Couple: Beyonce and JayZ

    Second Couple: Kim K. and Kanye

    I think both kids are cute but I can’t blame Bey for keeping Blue Ivy away from the Kardashians.

  9. mpizzle says

    First couple – Jay Z and Beyonce

    Second – Kim K and Kanye

    Well, Monroe Cannon is prettier than Blue and Beyonce had a photo with Mariah and their babies so Kim’s theory is very wrong.

  10. kittymeow says

    First Couple: Bey & Jay and Blue Ivy

    Second Couple: Kanye & Kim and North

    RUDE judging the looks of any child nevermind a preschooler. Maybe Kim needs to realize that looks aren’t everything and think about her own morality vs. theirs. It’s probably more likely Bey & Jay’s values aren’t the same and might not want their daughter around a child who is raised to be so vane.

  11. bhakti says

    First couple: Bey and Jay
    Second couple: Kim and Kanye

    The kids are all beautiful and innocent in all of this stupidity. No one should be calling them ugly that’s horrible.

  14. HollySleuth says

    OMG, this is Bey and Jay-Z and Blue Ivy Carter not wanting to hit up the playground with Kim and Krazy Kanye and North and Saint … oh, my ………

  16. ggriffin3 says

    Beyoncé and Jay Z

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

    No she’s not right, every child has their own beauty and it’s messed up of her to put down a child’s looks for her ego. She should get over it, hanging out with Beyoncé won’t make her anymore that what the world sees her as and it’s ridiculous she thinks it would.

  18. Molly7111 says

    …I think I got the couples reversed.
    First Couple: Beyonce and Jay-Z
    Second Couple: Kim and Kanye who would be pushing to get the kids together

  19. MrsBrady says

    JayZ and Beyonce
    Kim and Kanye

    IMHO her kid is cuter but that’s no the reason that couple 1 is avoiding them.

  20. maiidesuu says

    First Couple: Jay Z and Beyonce

    Second Couple: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

    [Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier?
    I think this isn’t about which kid is cuter and more about the fact that Beyonce isn’t a fan of Kim and wants nothing to do with her.

  22. 718mom says

    The first couple is Beyoncé and Jay Z
    The second couple is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
    Kim is right, their daughter is so much prettier and Beyoncé is too narcissistic to allow any cuter kid be in a pic with Blue Ivy.

  28. minayoki says

    First Couple: Beyonce and Jay Z

    Second Couple: Kim kardashian and Kanye west

    [Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier? No, Kim is insecure and this comment of hers confirms that she’s trash. You must be sick to insult innocent children

  29. bellashade says

    First couple: Beyoncé and Jay-Z
    Second couple: Kim and Kanye

    Kimmy K is DELUSIONAL. They are freaking toddlers and no one should be thinking about them as “attractive” or not! Poor North doesn’t have a chance in hell of turning out normal with the whack job family members she has to grow up around. I don’t blame Beyoncé a bit for keeping Blue away from Kimye, it’s not like either of them are good influences!

  31. PinkCrayon says

    Haha OMG really?

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
    Beyonce and Jay Z

    Both children are beautiful in their own way. That’s all I’ll say.

  34. mercihoney says

    First couple: Beyoncé and JayZ
    Second couple: Kimye

    Clues: Blue in the face- Blue Ivy,
    “Trash” in similar blind

  35. palmtreeenthusiast says

    obvious
    Beyoncé and JayZ
    Kimye
    It IS a real bummer for Blue Ivy that she had a 50% chance of looking like Beyoncé and instead she looks exactly like her unattractive daddy. I doubt Beyoncé would piss on Kim if she was in fire.

  39. Monysmom says

    First Couple: Jay Z and Beyonce

    Second Couple: Kim Kardashian and Kanye

    [Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier. NO – they are all cute!

  41. jen4000 says

    And I don’t think Kim is right, I think her rationalization of the matter soothes her ego’s sense of rejection.

  42. blinkandyoumight says

    BEYONCE / JAY-Z
    KIM KARDASHIAN / KANYE WEST

    I hate to say this but Blue Ivy does have an unattractive face, sadly. She has lots of growing to do so its not a big deal. Many beauties have started as ugly ducklings.

  43. jen4000 says

    And I think her very rationale is every reason for Bey to keep Kimmy’s North away from Blue to protect her from that garbage, and that is what being a mom is all about.

  44. Arianna1 says

    Ha ha love it. Totally Kim wanting to get a playdate with Beyonce. Yes Kim’s child is prettier but I’m sure that has nothing to do with why Beyonce wants nothing to do with them.

  45. berlin says

    First couple – Jay-Z and Bey
    Second couple – Yeezy and Kim

    Optional – No. Both girls are pretty. The degree of prettiness should be irrelevant

  48. mizzec says

    First Couple: Jay Z & Beyonce
    Second Couple: Kim Kray & Kayne

    Both kids are cute. Why is still a thing? I think Jay Z & Beyoncé are smart staying away from that crazy train! Kim K. is trying to find anyway to keep the limelight of of her circus by instigating unnecessary trouble. Once trash, always trash!

  49. MochaDelight says

    First Couple: Jay-Z & Beyonce Knowles

    Second Couple: Kim Kardashian West & Kanye West

    Kim is right, though. North is cuter than Blue Ivy.

    Clue: “hold her breath until she turns blue” = Blue Ivy

  50. amagod121 says

    First couple: BeyZ
    Second couple: KanKard
    Optional: I personally find KanKard’s child prettier but I am sure that BeyZ’s little girl is very cute in person.

  51. KellyNotRipa says

    First couple: bey and jay
    Second: Kim and Kanye

    Really can’t decide which couple I hate more.

  53. 4girls4 says

    Beyonce and Jay z
    Krazy Kim and Kanye
    Doesn’t matter who’s prettier the * has hit the fan with this one

  56. kimshady says

    First couple is Beyonce and Jay-Z. Second is Kim K and Kanye. Both daughters favor their dads and that’s all I’ll say about a child.

  57. TeacherKat says

    The Kardashians and the Carters.

    No. Both girls are beautiful, but I think it’s a class issue. Beyonce thinks she’s better than Kim.

  61. hellom says

    First couple: bey and jay
    Second couple: Kim k and Kanye

    I think that saying a child is ugly is more of a reflection of whose saying it then of the child.

  62. thisisannoying says

    First: Beyoncé and jay z
    Second: Kim and Kanye

    Optional: to be very very honest, yes. But they’re still kids so who knows how they’ll turn out.

    Poor North will probably be getting lip fillers and wearing all kinds of awful clothes by 16. Sigh.

  63. CharlottesMom says

    Beyoncé and Jay-Z
    Kim and Kanye
    I’m not going to comment on children’s looks, particularly children who are not entertainers themselves. In truth, Blue is about to turn 5 and North is only 3.5. There’s a developmental gap there and they likely enjoy different things.

  64. spaceship says

    Don’t go there Kim, because the Beyhive will eat you for lunch if you mess with their queen.

  65. LAJuice says

    1st Couple: Beyonce and Jayz

    2nd- Kartrasian and Kuckoo (kim and kanye)

    optional: for god sakes its a child, who cares!

  69. My2Brows says

    Jay z and Beyonce versus Kim amd Kanye. While Blue Ivy IS unfortunate looking, since she looks like Jay z, she will eventually grow into her face and be a pretty woman I think. North IS a subjectively prettier baby… but it wouldn’t matter anyway seeing as how they’d probably get plastic surgery for her the second she hits puberty.

  70. 20kim17 says

    1st- jay and bey
    2nd-kanye and his disgusting baggage

    Optional- nope disgusting baggage’s daughter is average kid cute,just like bey’s

    Why would anyone want to be a fan or friends with disgusting baggage?

  71. angelbratt says

    First couple: kimye

    Second couple: j-bey

    In my own humble opinion, I think she is right! North west is stunningly gorgeous!

  72. mamasaid says

    The unfortunate child is the one who’s mom came up off a sex tape….kim, beyonce dont want nothin to do with you cause u r a toilet seat.

  74. Glennora says

    Second couple, Kim and Kanye
    First Couple, Beyonce and JZ
    Optional: I do think Kim’s child is much prettier, but I doubt that’s the only reason why Beyoncé doesn’t want a play date.

  75. MannysGma says

    Oh, oh, I finally know 1?. Kim & Kayne are always pushing for a play date between the beauty North & the unfortunate looking child, Blue of Queen Bee & the Llama, Jay Z. Of course, Kim was also pushing for play dates between North & Prince George ( who, she also stated North is much cuter than) Either way, neither of those will EVER happen ( cue the song * The Walls Come Crumbling Down) for the whole family!?

  76. Calexit says

    First Couple: Beyoncé & JayZ
    Second Couple: Kim K & Kanye

    I think both girls (Blue Ivy and North) are pretty in their own distinct way. Too bad North has egomaniacal narcissists for parents.

  77. Cloza280 says

    First Couple: Bey and Jay Z

    Second Couple: Kim and Kanye

    I think that right now Blu looks too much like Jay. She just has to grow into her features.

  79. justcurious says

    By the first sentence i knew it was kimye and bey/joe camel.
    I guess north is cuter at this stage, but already her attitude seems ugly. ..

  80. Sarahh182 says

    JayZ & Beyonce
    Kim & Kanye

    I think it’s hilarious it never happened. Kanye has voiced his opinion about it ? and still they are keeping their distance, so it seems.

  81. mary55geelong says

    Beyonce and Jz
    Kim and Kanye

    Blue and North are both plain little girls, but parents always think their kid is the cutest.

    All 4 parents are nuts.

  83. louisianalady says

    Has to be no other than Kimmie K and Borance! I have to say North is pretty stinking cute!

  84. pflower says

    Beyonce and jay z with blue ivy
    Kim k and kanye with north west
    Umm tbh yeah north has prettier and more proportionate features than blue ivy but what does it matter, once they are old enough they will both get a ton of plastic surgery as it is becoming more common among younger celebs nowadays.

  85. Goodgrief says

    First Couple is Beyonce and JayZ, second couple is Kim and Kanye. I couldn’t tell you what any of their kids looks like. But doubt it’s true that Blue is not cute.

  87. Ohmysmh says

    The kartrashions are just that Kim is more delusional than kayne and Khloe is a mess with her men

  89. Realistic says

    Jay Z and Beyoncé
    Kim and Kanye
    Clues being ego (they’re all known for thinking highly of themselves, both, individually and as couples, Beyoncé also has a song called Ego) and blue (Blue Ivy).

    Kim would be vain enough to think that of someone else’s kid yet she’s still wanting a photo opt with said kid to get validation of her own status in the world. Pathetic. North and Saint don’t stand a chance.

  90. idontbelievethis says

    kim and beyonce…. all kids are beautiful…. personally I think Kim’s North is cuter. IJS

  92. Lingy says

    First Couple: Beyonce and Jay Z

    Second Couple: Kayne West and Kim Kardashian

    [Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier?
    Yes and yes

  93. MizGrandma says

    Blue Ivy
    North West

    It would be wrong for me to say one child is prettier; howevr, I will predict future problems for both girls because of their parents.

  94. Beautiful_Stranger says

    First Couple: Jay z and Beyonce

    Second Couple: Kim and Kaney

    [Optional] I don’t know which girl is prettier. The most beautiful child of any celebrity is Hillary Duff’s child

  100. amesr09 says

    First Couple: Beyonce and Jay Z

    Second Couple: Kim K and Kanye West

    [Optional] Do you think Second Wife is right? Is her child prettier? I don’t feel comfortable comparing two children’s looks…Kim is wrong for doing so IMO