[Blind Gossip] This foreign-born musician is as famous for whom he has dated as he is for his music. However, he may lose his reputation as a ladies man if he doesn’t cut back on his favorite food!
He sometimes goes out, but when he doesn’t he orders in pizza every day. He eats almost a whole large pie in one sitting. Not exaggerating. He’s gained at least twenty pounds in the past few months.
Maybe he could just get that fat suctioned away via liposuction like one of his famous girlfriends?
Similar: He Is Not Shipshape
[Optional] There’s a large, hot pizza with your favorite toppings in front of you. You are alone and hungry. The pie is cut into eight slices. How many slices do you eat?