[Gawker] Which TV Funnyman Likes to Bed Asian College Girls Whenever He Can? Are Asian co-eds the real reason this network comedian likes to tour colleges? We’ve heard multiple accounts of this TV funnyman romping with girls he picks up on college campuses—and getting a little raunchy with the play-by-play. According to a source, his pillow talk went something like this: “Nice and tight, just as I suspected.” For the record, he was not complimenting this particular Asian coed on her abdominal muscles.