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[Blind Gossip] This very famous woman has been receiving a lot of criticism lately for her poor fashion choices. If you’ve been wondering what she has been hiding underneath all those big, shapeless outfits… we have the shocking answer for you!

Weight gain? No. She’s always been self-conscious about her body, but that’s not it.

New tattoos? Nope.

A baby? No. Definitely not.

So, what’s she hiding?

It’s a bulletproof vest!

She is absolutely terrified that someone is going to try to kill her, and she won’t go out in public without it.

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Woman:

[Optional] If you were her, would you wear a bulletproof vest?

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  2. MargoKey1 says

    Can’t be Hillary — the clue says ‘new’ tattoos; as far as I know, she doesn’t have one.

    I’d go with Katie Price, Rihanna, or even Miley (no evidence to back that one up, though).

  3. abusedInk says

    If this is Hillary, I don’t blame her. If I were her, I’d be looking into my own little bullet proof Pope-mobile.

    The fact that Drumpf has a legitimate chance at the Presidency tells you all you need to know about the mental state of far too many Americans.

  4. GossipSauce says

    Amal Clooney has received death threats. I think this is her. And if this is true, I’m very sorry for her. This is horrible. I would most definitely follow the advice of my security team if I was fortunate to have one.

  7. Dancing with Mr D says

    I’m going with Gwyneth Paltrow. Not sure if she’s wearing loose clothing, but she recently lost a case in court against a creepizoid stalker.

  10. bostonmark says

    Hillary is the obvious answer, except that she has always been criticized (unfairly) for her wardrobe selection. That’s the only reason I think this may not refer to her. Nonetheless, I wouldn’t blame her for taking that extra precaution.

    There are a lot of whack-jobs out there and it only takes one- and when they aren’t actually attending a Trump campaign rally, it’s not far-fetched to think they would try to harm her.

  13. Nightweed says

    Is this Kim Kardashian? No doubt Kanye has infected her with his overinflated sense of sense importance. If I were Kim, I’d wear a bag over my head, to hide my shame about all my horrible life choices. Oh, wait, it’s a Kardashian and they don’t know the meaning of the word “shame.”

  15. xoxogg2 says

    lana del rey? she recently had two situations of fans/stalkers invading her home.

  16. janemare says

    woman: I actually think this could be Hillary Clinton, although the tattoo comment is throwing me.

  18. mar1ey says

    Olivia Palermo has looked quite boxy at the fashion shows…perhaps it is her.

    Would I wear a bulletproof vest? Well, I suppose, but that is hoping that the person wishing to kill you doesn’t just aim for your head. If I had that much fear, I would search out who was trying to do me in.

  20. mrsjaymack says

    beyonce? why does she feel the need to wear a vest? she’s gone this long without wearing one. unless someone is threatening her life.

  21. roseblue says

    hillary clinton. wouldn’t be surprised. someone fired a bullet into a bernie campaign office while he was there. people get intense over politics

  30. Jinkies says

    Woman: Hillary Clinton. She wears Captain Kangaroo jackets.

    Optional: It depends on the situation. Hillary’s appearances are controlled very carefully and she has 24/7 Secret Service protection – she doesn’t go anywhere that hasn’t been checked out thoroughly before and during her appearances. If she’s so scared, why run for office in the first place? If she becomes president, the threat to her safety will only increase, especially with people affiliated with ISIS.

  32. Mixtape says

    Hilary Clinton.
    Yes, I absolutely would. All the candidates (whether I like them or not) should, it’s common sense.

  35. GreenQueen says

    Hillary

    Hint: yellow coat, she wore a similar ugly jacket recently at a debate. ‘Woman’ rather than singer/actress/etc. And the ‘definitely not’ response to a baby.

    Would I wear one if I were her? This isn’t her first rodeo, given her access to info if she is wearing one then the threat is probably viable and yes I’d wear one too.

  36. Mauna Loa says

    Nice try, Cheban, but I don’t believe that for a second. KK always has security around and, as much as she is hated on the internets, no one is that invested in her to care since her family’s popularity is dwindling. This is just an attempt to divert attention from the fact she has an enormous, surgically-enhanced backside that she is trying to hide with coats. This isn’t fear, it’s just vanity!

  39. MsLaceyLoo says

    Katie Price
    That dress that she wore to the NTAs was uncharacteristic of her.
    She also made some unpopular comments on the show Loose Women last week regarding her eldest child, Harvey. I’m sure she’s gotten death threats over it.

    • DrunkyMcPuncherson says

      This.

      She has a tattoo of her ex on her ankle that her husband hates. Being a former model I can see how she’d be self conscious about her body, and the definitely not pregnant refers to her comment about aborting her son.

      I don’t know why everyone thinks this is Hillary. Does she have tattoos and is self conscious about her body? Come on people.

  42. GeorgiaR says

    Has to be Hillary Clinton. The yellow jacket pictured above is similar to the hideous one she wore to a debate with Bernie Sanders in February. I don’t blame her, and understand that Donald Trump is doing the same thing. This election process is an embarrassment to the United States of America and there is no shortage of crazy people out there. In fact, one person in California has already been arrested for threatening to assassinate at least one of the candidates.

  45. 4sixx2 says

    Hillary Clinton. I’m a cop, so I do wear a vest. I’m pro-vest for anyone “famous” in regular close contact with the public. Can’t hurt, but it if it becomes known, any would-be assassin would go for the head shot.

  47. ShadyTrees says

    Woman: Beyoncé, she’s been wearing very baggy outfits in public lately, but privately wears form fitting attire.

    Optional: People are crazy, so possibly. By now they should have lightweight vests that are more discreet though.

  49. AnguaDelphine says

    Obviously Hillary, even referencing her yellow jacket from the democratic debate. And for the record, I think this a sensible precaution on her part.

  51. Carolina Girl says

    My first thought is Beyoncé. After her ode to Black Panthers on the Super Bowl and being responsible for killing among others a policeman was disgraceful and she knows it or she wouldn’t be wearing a bullet proof vest.

  53. OohMatron says

    Sounds like Vicky Beckham – all I can think of is those bloody awful baggy jumpers.

  54. whowassheilahgraham says

    One of the Olson twins?

    I can’t imagine anyone wanting to shoot either one except maybe a rabid fan who’s p****d they skipped Fuller House (highly unlikely).

    • pinkmarie says

      This is so funny! I don’t doubt this possibility at all. Joe the Camel has hired a hitman to take her out of her misery!

  57. Myrtle Snaptwot says

    Before I read the entire post I was gonna say B’stupid with her fake pregnancy baloney, but now, I think this is Rhianna.

  59. ethelm says

    I know people are going to guess Kim Kardashian but it’s not her. You don’t wear a bulletproof vest on your *.

    • ToadKisser says

      Hahaha…maybe you do if it’s the only part of you that’s worth anything? LOL

  60. ValleyOfTheGalls says

    The Duchess of Cambridge.

    It’s a stretch, but….
    There’s been lots of rumours lately about a third pregnancy, and she’s extremely self-conscious about her weight. She’s known to have starved during and after both pregnancies. It could be that anorexia is the cause of her reported “work-shyness” and paranoia.

    Would I wear one if I were her? No, a vest isn’t going to help if a professional assassin were to target her. She could be shot in the head, or, have an “accident” in a…

    • hotel57 says

      I laughed so hard at this. So, like, its rude for you to do drugs and not share with the rest of us.

      First, she’s not self conscious about her weight, she’s always been fit and fabulously in shape, and wonderfully confident.

      Second, she did not “starve” herself during, or after, either pregnancy.

    • ValleyOfTheGalls says

      You must be Kate’s number one fan. This has disturbed you deeply, and obviously, life can’t be easy for you. I’m sorry I’ve upset your fantasy of Kate with what those around her are saying.

      You should write her a letter and tell her you don’t believe any of the anorexia rumours. I’m sure she’ll appreciate your support.
      🙂

  61. minime says

    Kim Kardashian? the only clue I am picking up on is the coat. she always has a coat over her shoulders.

  63. Vidalia Q Intrigue says

    I’m going to guess Hillary Clinton, even though the blind doesn’t specify that it’s a political figure. She’s worn some rather loose, shapeless garments lately at public appearances.

  64. PrincessConnie1 says

    Queen B
    With her anti-police, Black Panther, etc. that she pulls, I would be afraid too.

  65. tuckerlee123 says

    Hillary Clinton

    Her outfits are horrible, but if she is that scared, sure, wear one.

  70. leenied says

    This has to be Hillary. Given some of the comments I’ve seen online and the amount of vitriol, I don’t blame her. It’s sad that there’s so much hate.

    • CanaryCry says

      Too old! Too sick! Cankles! Emails! Ugly! Benghazi! Whitewater! Vince Foster! Come out of the closet! And remember “Iron my shirt!!”?

      I know … I know …

    • bubbasbbq says

      I hate to tell you this but I saw worse directed at Reagan and the recently deceased Nancy when he was in office.

    • Martini says

      Oh MY…that’s so true. She certainly didn’t have a bulletproof ANYTHING on in that recent bathtub pic. She loves PR especially if it involves her body.

  78. shethinksso says

    gosh we need more info! singer, actress, etc. anyway, im sensing shes older since pregnancy is out, and no tattoos. self conscious about her weight, so she may be medium to heavy build generally. and she must have some fame given that she may have a stalker

  79. whatnow says

    angelina jolie was my first thought. Clues being tattoos and the talk of she looks like gained some weight

    but she keeps her children so close to her when walking as we saw in her last airport photos so l can’t believe it is her

    l got nothing.

  80. huhwhoami says

    Hillary and we live in crazy times, all Americans have the right to bear arms.
    Protect yourself girl.

    • bubbasbbq says

      Trained expert snipers go for head shots. Your basic crazy would just go for body mass. Heads are too easy to miss.
      I know it sounds cold but I’m just trying to be factual.

    • Nataliexyz says

      Interesting. At least she understands how hated she is, not that it matters to her I’m sure. Reminds me of Dumb & Dumber when Jeff Daniels’ character said he was wearing a vest and Jim Carrey’s character asked what if he shot you in the head?