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This Classy Guy Must Poop Gold

SOLVED!

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[Blind Gossip] This man has millions of followers on social media, but he is as well-known for his relationship with a female reality star as for any of his own accomplishments.

Don’t ever remind him of that reality, though… or he may go off on you!

He recently posted a selfie on social media of himself indulging in something that would definitely be considered a luxury.

A follower asked him if this luxury was being funded by a certain female. Uh oh. This is the reply he received:

I don’t need a sugar mommy Boy. I make lots and lots of my own money. That’s what happens when you work hard. You will never know that. Life of a hater. What else do I get… Makes lots and lots of money and lots and lots of businesses. Something you will never get or have. So instead of hating you mother fucking lowlife trash bag go fucking try and make it which you obviously won’t. Get a life loser.

Ps this message was written while I was taking a shit. that’s how zero [you are]. Literally shit time

It must be hard keeping up with someone so classy!

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Man:

Female Celebrity:

[Optional] What percentage of his fame is due to his relationship with the female celebrity?

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SOLVED!

Man: Jonathan Cheban

Female Celebrity: Kim Kardashian

Well, that was fast!

While we never reveal our sources, it is certainly the source’s prerogative to reveal themselves!

Just a few hours after a student named Omeed Malek sent this tip to Blind Gossip, he decided to make his conversation with Jonathan Cheban public on Instagram.

First, a little bit of context. A club in Brooklyn, NY offers a $100 donut that is covered in Cristal champagne icing and real gold leaf.

For $100, those with expensive taste can sink their teeth into a flashy 24-karat gold-covered cake decadently doused in Cristal champagne icing at Manila Social Club in Williamsburg.

Kim Kardashian’s bestie, Jonathan Cheban, calls himself FoodGod. He posted about eating the $100 donut.

Omeed Malek commented on the post: “WE GET IT. U EAT GOLD. How is this funded? Kris…?”

Jonathan Cheban was not happy about that comment and responded with the vitriol we reported in the original blind item.

Did you catch the clues in this blind item? Of course, we mentioned the gold in the title. We also used the phrase “keeping up with” in the final paragraph to clue you in that this item was Kardashian related.

Congratulations to Slappyjr69 for being first with the correct response!

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Comments

  1. NurseMaria says

    Wow!
    As my Grandmother would say…
    “Sounds like someone is too big for his Britches!”

    Guess we’re just the peons & trash of society.
    Haaaaaa

  2. avalonlee says

    Bwahahaha! The whole exchange is hilarious. Malek’s reply is awesome. I mean, Jonathan’s message is so indicative of his brain capacity. It sounds like a four year wrote it.

  3. Neduardo says

    I think the joke is on Cheban for paying $100 for a gold donut… a sheet of 24k gold leaf for baking costs around $3!

  9. ashleyyy22589 says

    Man (don’t know if I’d really classify him as such): Jonathan Cheban.
    Female Celebrity: Kim K.

  13. Female says

    Sounds like Tyga and Kylie. He’s always been low-rent. That video he did with her was awful: it looked like he’d borrowed a house from a real estate agent and shot the video on an iPhone GS.

  14. fluffymuppett says

    Man: Scott Disick

    Female Celebrity: Kourtney Kardashian

    [Optional] What percentage of his fame is due to his relationship with the female celebrity? 100% lol

  17. b2DaRizaD says

    I have gotten one of these nasty DM from the same man for accusing him of riding Kim K’s coat tails

    JONATHAN CHEBAN

  20. Lea214 says

    Man: Scott Disick

    Female Celebrity: Kourtney Kardashian

    [Optional] What percentage of his fame is due to his relationship with the female celebrity? 100%

  29. MUgirl says

    Cheban! My iPhone changed his name which shows his insignificant he really is!

  30. lucasj says

    Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian

    Most, but he’s extra famous for his uber-douchey, sometimes funny persona.

  32. MUgirl says

    This is the loser known as Jonathan Chenab, as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside.
    The female is Kim Kardashian.
    He owes 100% of his fame to the K family, due to many years of his (big) ass kissing.

  34. pinkmarie says

    Man: Tyga
    Reality Star: Kylie Jenner
    It must be hard to “keep up appearances” when the repo man has you on speed dial.

  41. traherne says

    Kanye West?

    If so, the stain on his jeans was most certainly *not* gold-coloured.

  51. ILUVCA4evr says

    Man: Kanye Kardashian

    Female Celebrity: Kim K

    [Optional] What percentage of his fame is due to his relationship with the female celebrity? Most of it. He has no talent and no class. Enough of him already!

  53. Jester says

    Scott Disick
    Kourtney Kardashian
    100% of his fame is due to his relationship with the ‘pig woman Kourtney’.

  62. january13 says

    Sounds like Tyga & Kylie Jenner

    Optional: I’m sure she’s supported him for years. Probably dating a member of the K’s kept what little of a career he had afloat. I personally am not a fan of Kylie but she definitely has a lot of followers so this has to have helped his “career.”

  63. KCeagle says

    Scott Dissick

    Kourtney Kardashian

    Scott deserves a little credit for helping to make the Kardashian clan the success it has become. He’s good looking man eye candy in the midst of a dominant female coven, who consume their sperm donors in dismissive disdain, when they’re through using them.

  65. javelina says

    Gotta be that classy Scott Disick!

    100% of his fame is due to Kourtney, and 100% of her fame is due to Kim!!

  66. Persie says

    Man: Kourtney toy boy (Younes Bendjamin).
    Female : Kourtney K.

    Optional: I am angry because I had to Google his name. I didn’t want to learn about it. Anyway, probably the same percentage as the fake account that follow him.

  69. Jelly Drop says

    Kanye West
    Kim Kardashian

    His fame for me personally was at about 70% before – talent mixed with a hefty dose of notoriety. Kim added another %20 percent. My elderly Italian neighbour dose not know who is married to Prince William or that Trump was a reality star but has heard of Kanye and Kim.

  71. Squirrelnutkin says

    Skott Di(si)ck.

    He is only famous because of Kourtney.

    What an entitled narcissist. Just like the rest of the family… Ugh.

  72. barracobarner says

    Lord Scott of course! “keeping up” / “classy” (or should that be “klassy”

  73. bubbasbbq says

    I noticed he said all these classy things while hiding safely behind his little smart phone. I wonder if he’d have the nads to say it to anyone’s face. Doubtful.

  78. Realistic says

    Kanye West
    Kim Kardashian
    Clue being “keeping up with someone so classy” (Keeping Up With the Kardashians)

  81. pigerella says

    Scott Disick / Kourtney Kardashian

    100% of his fame is due to the Kardashians.

  84. libra123 says

    The mouth breather dating Kylie Jenner. I don’t even know his name. It’s well known he’s broke and she supports him. What exactly does he do? What “businesses” does he have? I know Kylie has her makeup and clothing line but that fool?

    • dberlcri says

      that was my guess too but it seems most people guessed one or another of the Kardashians. It seems public perception is that they have to pay to get a man LOL. with personalities like theirs it’s no wonder though

    • kspeedian says

      At the risk of giving myself up for being a complete celeb news junkie: If you’re talking about Tyga, Kylie hasn’t been dating him for MONTHS and even has a new bf- Travis Scott- who is also a rapper but far more successful than one-(semi)hit-wonder, Tyga, and not a total joke like Tyga either lol. It seems like she isn’t financially supporting him anyway, at the very least, lol.

    • Helobar says

      That would be my guess too. He went off at someone on social media once before in a very similar way and then claimed his ‘phone was hacked. Of course it was…

  86. Blkgoddess says

    Scott Disick
    Kourtney Kardashian. She probably pays him an allowance for being an effective sperm donor because it’s not like he’s got much else going for him. Drunken loser.

  87. Lollipopkid says

    Man: Harry Hamlin

    Female Celebrity: Lisa Rinna

    [Optional] What percentage of his fame is due to his relationship with the female celebrity? %101

    • tellmemore says

      Nooooo! Harry Hamlin was WAY more famous when he married Lisa Rinna. He was on/from one of the hottest prime time TV shows of the day, and she was a soap star.

    • jbj2016 says

      Not to mention that he has acted in recurring roles on at least two prestige cable series in recent years (Mad Men and Shameless), and gave legitimately great dramatic performances. While his personal life has been eye-rollingly cliche (in his youth he was even considered Ursala Andress’ boytoy), he is a very good actor.