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There’s No Crying In Fauxmance

tom hanks league of their own[Blind Gossip] What a mess!

This fauxmance was supposed to be easy. Everybody signed the contract and was supposed to play their part, with him footing the bill and getting PR for the both of them, and her playing the sweet, happy girlfriend. Easy.

This summer was supposed to be fun. Traveling together, sightseeing, beach vacations, ice cream, athletic events. Fun! All “subtly” photographed, of course.

Well, it’s not so fun and easy right now. She’s gone and made him look bad!

As the Tom Hanks character Jimmy Dugan would say, “There’s no crying in fauxmance! THERE IS NO CRYING IN FAUXMANCE!”

Now our actor is stuck. She just blew her second chance with him, but if he breaks up with her right now, HE looks like the bad guy who made his girlfriend cry! If he doesn’t break up with her, he’s stuck with someone who has made him look bad. He and his team are NOT happy today.

Expect some highly-publicized romantic gestures in the short-term to take the heat off of him, and then for things to be kept very happy and light through the end of the summer. He needs to get some distance from Crygate before deciding on his next move!

Similar: Five Times In Ten Years

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Girlfriend:

[Optional] If you were him, how much longer would you keep her around?

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  1. Caz1310 says

    I can be Cooper’s professional girlfriend…I promise to always look happy and not cry..oops get “allergies” in public!

  3. Pambala says

    Quit with the fake romance contracts and just come out already. We love you and we’ll still pay money to watch you entertain us.

    Bradley Cooper and Irina

  4. prinny says

    What the hell was Irina crying over? That is the real question. It could be anything other than a lover’s spat, that’s for sure. Well, if he was mean to her than sorry she deserved to have a cry, just like if any one of us is the target of meanness “at work”. If she was just trying to make him look bad, well then stop paying her. I guess in these situations, they must worry about lawsuits to expose the whole thing.
    I bet you he said something really insensitive.

  6. mermaidh2 says

    Haha…Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk…their fight at Wimbledon where she was caught on a camera pan crying. “Athletic events”…lol. Does ANYBODY actually believe their “romance” is real???

    • mermaidh2 says

      Optional: I wouldn’t keep her around. Why waste the money. Just come out already, Brad. Everyone knows.

  12. spikelb says

    Bradley Cooper
    Irina Shayk

    Give it a month, funny that they thought anyone would buy the ‘allergies’ explanation. The male anchors on the local morning show were like, yea, those are real tears.

  15. meleea says

    Guessing Bradley Cooper and Irina S. Was on news this am. She was crying at Wimbledon. They say it was “pollen”

  17. KarmaFlower says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina something. They looked miserable at that tennis match.

  21. frnknsteinn says

    Actor: Tom Hiddleston

    “Girlfriend”: Taylor Swift

    Clues: the R on the hat, just like Tom had Taylor’s initials on his t-shirt and arm

    If you were him, how much longer would you keep her around? I wouldn’t have gotten with her in the first place. He already lost the part as James Bond because of this fauxmance.

  24. movielover says

    Sounds like Bradley and Irina. It must be exhausting being in so many fake relationships. He needs to just stop this nonsense.

  26. mar1ey says

    This gossip sounds like it is about Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk, however, full picture of the event show that he may have been talking to someone else, and not her. Oh, how the press loves to create drama. Just give them time and let them create their own.

  27. solvarn says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper
    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    I’d keep her around for awhile but I like girls.

  31. quickchick says

    Bradley Cooper

    Irina S-something or other

    Made him look bad TWICE? I’d ditch her pronto.

  32. lvsoxfan says

    So obviously Bradley Cooper at Wimbledon.

    Fake girlfriend: Irina Shayk.

    I don’t understand what he could do to upset her if the relationship is fake to begin with. But I guess we’ll never know.

  34. copssister says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    [Optional] If you were him, how much longer would you keep her around? I’d just come out already.

  39. Goodgrief says

    This has to be Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk. There is a photo of them at Wimbledon and she is wiping her eyes like she was crying. I doubt the tennis match was the reason.

    As far as keeping her around, it depends on what made her cry. Maybe he was being a jerk to her. Even if this is just for PR, she is still human and can have a bad day or feel hurt.

  40. deelee says

    Bradley and Irina.
    I don’t understand why she was crying, if they’re not together for realzies, why does she care? Unless he said something really mean to her.
    Also, are we absolutley sure she’s crying over him? It seems like he’s asking her “you okay?” Furthermore, the old woman at top left in video also seems to be wiping tears. Coincidence or do they both react to something they’ve seen? (Over-analyzing a beard-relationship, I am embarressed of myself.)

  41. andragon says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Somethingorother. If I were him how much longer would I keep her around? Come out already Bradley! These fake situations must be exhausting. Do younger audiences give a * if an actor is gay? I know I don’t.

  43. JenJenJen says

    Bradley Cooper / Irina (sp??)
    If she’s crying, she’s unhappy so maybe he shut cut her loose and do the decent thing.

  45. savantrix says

    Definitely Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk. Woke up this morning to the story of her crying at Wimbledon. Couldn’t figure out why considering it’s a PR relationship. Did the check not clear?

  50. eissak elag says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: IrIna Shayk

    [Optional] If you were him, how much longer would you keep her around? I would drop her and come out.

  54. wantedman says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    She cried during a Wimbledon (tennis) match they attended together.

  56. kristiner says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk.

    That’s what she gets. She has a good thing with Cristiano and was like a mother to his son but she left for greener pastures and more fame and Bradley will never leave his mama so he’s a stunted crazy eyed man child.

  57. PrincessJuju says

    Bradley Coop & his crying girl at Wimbledon?
    Why do people think he’s gay? Naive question, but I just have no clue!

  58. im60schild says

    Bradley Cooper

    Jerk face.

    I never understood the appeal. He looks like a “bro.”

  59. thekatsclaws says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    They were caught on camera while watching the tennis at Wimbledon, she looked like she was wiping tears away and he had this awkward gritted teeth grin on face while looking at her before turning away.

  60. droopyorchid says

    Bradley cooper
    Iryna Shalk (spel?)

    Bust up caught on camera at Wimbledon, today being explained as hay fever tears and him talking to Stefan Efenberg.

    If I were he I would be honest with myself and the rest of the world and just come out.

  62. peppermint twist says

    Bradley Cooper and his “allergic to pollen” Beard/ girlfriend Irina Shyak.
    Optional. he should dump her. Everyone knows he is into these fake romances and it’s just laughable. The idiots in control of his life should be fired for suggesting fake romances in the first place. Jesus wept he’s only an actor why is it he needs to have every aspect of his live controlled and mapped by others, is he too brain dead to think for himself. Anyone into fake romances is pathetic and shallow. get a life…

  65. Ringo27 says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper
    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    Ditch her and the fake romances, just come out! Honestly is anybody going to see a movie because Bradley Cooper is so super straight?
    He’s not an action star, his movies are geared towards actual acting rather than stunts/stripping so why does a woman need to be able to imagine he would * her when he’s playing an addict chef or somebody with bipolar?!
    Seems to work with the same people too so I doubt he’d lose out on work, they…

  66. kcphilly says

    Swifty and Tom Hiddleston. I have no sympathy for anyone engaging in a showmance with her, they should know what they’re getting into. Funny that finally the media is finally starting to call her out on it being all for publicity. Where were they 5 faux relationships ago?

  68. bayhuy says

    Poor Tom Hiddlestone.
    That crazy Taylor Swift.

    If I was him, I would cut my balls on 4th of July and throw ’em into the sea. I’ll stay in the water with the stupid tank top until the night comes.

  74. goodgollyholly says

    Bradley Cooper

    Irina Shayk

    He could find a new beard – no prob – they seem to be all around.

  75. redness says

    B Cooper
    Irina Shayk

    He needs to be with her for at least another month. But it makes me sad that he has to have a beard, I wish he would just come out.

  86. MademoiselleRose says

    If this is Hiddleswift it is a big old mess. Not sure he can blame her for it all. He participated in the first Rhode Island photo op that got people talking fake, he wore the heart sticker on his arm at the beach, he keeps participating in pap strolls, he brought his mum into it.

    Send her out of Australia, get a bit of distance, that would help, STOP talking about children two seconds into the “relationship”. It’s such a mess I don’t think he will recover … Tom Cruise couch jumper…

  87. HalfBloodPrincess says

    Bradley Cooper and his beard model girlfriend. They were caught on cameras in a fight of some kind at Wimbeldon. It has been all over the news. Their publicist is now saying it was “pollen” instead of tears.

  88. ollieje says

    It sounds like Taylor Swift and her 101st boyfriend , to this point I think Taylor is the gay one , her exes are the beards

  91. bxckground says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper
    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    There was a picture of her crying at Wimbledon going all over twitter. And i don’t think he will stay with her for long.

  94. anpa18 says

    Bradley Cooper and what’s her face. There were pictures of them fighting while watching a tennis match I think.

  96. guessingnotknowing says

    Ace, please let me be first, and be correct, and solve it!

    My guess is Taylor Swift. She of the ultimate fauxmance.

    I would give you my first born child in return, if I had one, so I will offer my brother’s kids – any one of them, or all of them. (I never liked them anyway).

  98. TheSalmon says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Something-or-other. Video of them at Wimbledon shows her clearly not happy, possibly crying, and it looks like he is trying to either appease her or figure out what is wrong.
    To me, it actually makes it look more like a real relationship. Very relatable, especially given her age, to have a little bit of public drama. So I don’t see a problem as long as it looks like just a one-off.
    He trades them in every couple years anyway, right? Her time must be almost up.

  105. stanton says

    Bradley says They didn’t have a heated argument that drove her to tears … she just needed some Claritin . What a lie! The biggest lie since “It was wardrobe malfunction”

  108. ticia123 says

    Bradley Cooper and his “girlfriend” Irina Shayk. But it was the pollen…lol.

  112. Moonpie says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk. I don’t know how this makes him look bad. So they had a fight and now are blaming pollen in the air for the tears. I don’t get it. Just say you had a disagreement and it’s all good and move on.

  113. LadyPiper says

    Bradley Cooper and whomever he is “dating” at the moment that he made cry at Wimbeldon. I’d love to know what he whispered in her ear to make her that upset.

  117. Alllie says

    just watched a video of Bradly and ivana shakeypants, she wiped a tear or eye booger away and this is what makes him look bad? hmmm he should re-prioritize pronto!

  120. My2Brows says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk. She was caught crying at a tennis match and everyone is blaming him for her upset.

  122. justbeingmiley says

    Bradley Cooper appeared to make his girlfriend Irana Shayk cry at Wibledon.

  123. kelno19 says

    Brad & Irina. I’d keep her around until the next celebrity dust-up, then quietly part ways. Or, just come out already. You know, whatevs.

  124. JustTheFacts says

    Bradley Cooper
    Irina Shayk

    Shayk was with Cooper at Wimbledon, and apparently was spotted crying after what looked like a fight between the two

  125. gossipguy says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper
    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    If I were him, I’d do this thing called COME OUT. You know, that might be alright to do but again, what do I know.

  129. JerzeyJenn says

    I say Leo & Nina his Ex-Gf? If so with sooooo many choices I wonder why they are recycling cuz this is her 2nd chance. Hmm…Wonder what she did to embarass him?
    Should he forgive her? Depends what she did if I would give her the boot…but if this is Leo…shes could be knighted or become a saint and she’s getn the boot no matter what anyways once hes bored/contracts up/mama says she doesnt like her. ?

  130. greygoose125 says

    Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk – while at Wimbledon she didn’t seem happy with him.

  131. speedy says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk, she appeared to be crying at Wimbledon over the weekend.

  133. juliebr says

    Irina Shayk crying during Wimbledon finals while Bradley Cooper looks helpless and everything is caught by the cameras…

  136. blutegel says

    Obviously Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk who was recently spotted crying at Wimbledon.

  138. iknowiknow says

    Bradley Cooper and his model girlfriend Irina. She started to tear up at Wimbleton. He needs to stop with the PR relationships and just be himself.

  141. lepidoteran says

    Bradley Cooper
    Irina Shayk

    Optional: I would give up this stupid contract girlfriend ridiculosity. But if he’s going to go with it, find someone who won’t cry at Wimbledon for the love of Pete!

  145. carmen sanbernadino says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk, most likely; they were having some kind of fight at Wimbledon yesterday and the TV cameras caught it.

  148. Ohmysmh says

    Taylor Swift and hiddleson she….cut her loose …she lost you bond no one wants a whipped bond, just shaken not stirred

  152. gypsyjones says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper
    G/F: Irina Shayk

    If I were him I’d live an honest life. These fauxmance things are gross.

  153. stanton says

    The Queen Bradley Cooper. His “Girlfriend” and him were fighting. She ended up crying at Wimbledon.

    Come out Bradley. The closet is a prison. Besides there is not enough room for you and John Travolta

  155. BennyLavaandtheJets says

    Tom Hiddleston

    Taylor Swift

    He’s upset because the whole world knows that her * looks like a messy ham sandwich.

    (I have no idea who this is. I’m still so freaked out by the sandwich analogy that I can’t think about anything else.)

  166. mgilsonglass says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: Irena Sheraapewoipngdg…

    [Optional] If you were him, how much longer would you keep her around?

    They are adults! they are pretending it is real, why can’t they release a statement saying it didn’t work out… lot’s of love… etc. and give her a * ton of moola so she doesn’t pull a Calvin Harris?

  167. kvetro60 says

    Bradley Cooper and his latest beard he made cry at Wimbleton. Come out already Coop, we don’t care.

  173. Ramalama says

    Bradley Cooper

    Irina Shayk was NOT a happy camper at Wimbledon recently lol

    He’s probably be on the lookout for a replacement, just give it time.

  174. AllisonArgent says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper

    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    Optional: No, I probably wouldn’t. But I probably wouldn’t have a fauxmance in the first place, so you get what you pay for.

  179. draconius25 says

    Bradley Cooper
    Irina Shyak
    Till fall, not quite Christmas not quite New Years

  183. kit e kat says

    Who else but Bradley and Irina, the professional beardette?
    Oh Brad, please do us all a favor and just come out already!

  184. annabelle77 says

    Bradley Cooper and his beard Irina. She was crying at the tennis match. Sorry, but I would come out of the closet if I were him. This seems like s huge amount of manipulation and staging to me. It’s exhausting.

  194. sassygurl1987 says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper
    Girlfriend: Irina Shayk

    She was cold and unhappy during Wimbledon Finals! He’ll keep her until the end of summer.

  195. stolidog says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk. Really, one public fight makes everyone look bad and the contracts get torn up? Is everyone 5? If I were drafting the contracts, they would call for one public breakdown every 2-3 months. It’s supposed to be pretend reality, not a movie.

    • annabelle77 says

      That’s a very good point, actually. Real relationships aren’t always a bed of roses, why the hell should fake relationships be any different? Lol

  197. MaggiePKC says

    Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk. There were pictures of her crying at Wimbledon.

  198. ashanean says

    Actor Tom Hiddleston
    Girlfriend Taylor swift
    He thought he would be different
    He will dump heron a couple of weeks

  201. little sherlock says

    The actor is Bradley Cooper.
    His girlfriend is Irina Shayk. She previously bearded Cristiano Ronaldo.

  204. I Am PunkA says

    BRadley Cooper
    Irina Shayk

    Not gonna lie, I have enjoyed Cooper’s movies. But this PR stuff makes him look like a raging *. He comes across just mean spirited. Dude needs to chill out.

  205. Jester says

    This has to be Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk! Saw that she was crying at Wimbledon this weekend, which makes me wonder if this is the blind from last week that stated one half of a couple didn’t want to attend?

    If I were him, due to the contract, I would play ‘nice’ and end it in a month or two. Sure his PR team can think of something in this time to make him appear the good guy.

  208. sublimeLime says

    Bradley Cooper
    His model “girlfriend’ Irina Shayk

    Maybe two more weeks…

  210. bostonbratt says

    Lol! actor B Coop.
    Gfriend Irina Whatever.

    He seems mentally ill. I saw his intense stare at her. I don’t know, something is off with them. Usually mentally ill people are alcoholics or recovering alcoholics .
    He should break up with her now and then explain things weren’t going well and that was one of the bad moments

  217. silimom says

    Irina Shayk
    Bradley Cooper

    They’ll stick it out another month or two and then break up.

  218. ChezKK says

    Hiddleswift. But why bother? Shes already famous and he is up and coming.

    Its a waste of trash magazine space.

  221. haley1020 says

    Tom hiddleston & Taylor swift lol
    I don’t feel sorry for tom at all, he’s the one who wanted publicity and the bond role from this ridiculous fauxlationship lol

  222. jojo5282 says

    Actor: Bradley Cooper and his gf got into a fight at Wimbledon.

    Two months… Tops. Then be with someone who makes you genuinely happy and isn’t bound by contract.

  226. TeaDrinker says

    Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper.

    He made her cry at Wimbeldon but they made up later.

  227. mcwitch says

    B Coop and the professional escort Iryna (sp?) He just needs to come out already or quit these fake romances… his sexuality is the worse kept secret in Hollywood

    • katheryn says

      Yes I think this is them for sure. What I don’t get is, doesn’t she know it’s fake and wow, all that kissing and biting, how do you fake that??? I couldn’t, but if you are being paid a whole lot of money and getting attention you want, I guess it’s possible.