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The Shallow Renaissance Woman

November 22, 2016 Blind Gossip

renaissance-woman[Blind Gossip] Despite the fact that this famous actress from a show biz family hasn’t acted in a single film or television project in the last year or two, she manages to stay in the headlines. Someone who worked with her in the last year filled us in on how she does it.

The game goes like this. She makes an announcement: “I’ve decided to take some time off from acting to focus on whatever!” She gets a headline for that and gets to promote her new product or project.

She does that for a little while and then makes the same announcement about another product or project. And so on. She sometimes contradicts herself from one week to the next, but it doesn’t matter, as long as the press covers her and helps her sell whatever she’s pitching.

The truth is that her life is just a lot of busy work covered up by a thick layer of pretentiousness and self-promotion and self-congratulations. She sees herself as this Renaissance woman who everyone else wants to be like, but the truth is that she doesn’t have any depth or expertise in anything. If she does five minutes of work, she thinks everyone should pat her on the back for her extraordinary work ethic and put her picture on the front page with headlines congratulating her for her amazing achievement!

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[Optional] Is she enviable or annoying?

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  1. spoofbyrd says

    November 29, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    The Goop and she has always wanted to be regarded as a Cultural Pearl .She doesn’t succeed because she seems to be the Jill of all trades Master of none. I have always had a problem with her flaky but put down comments of those of us who shop at Wal Mart or other working class stores .She has no degrees that I know of . She probably could have been getting acting jobs if she wanted them and maybe learn the Directing Craft and do Art house Projects which would be pretty cool for her.

  2. TwoCagedBirds says

    November 26, 2016 at 2:58 am

    Gwyneth Paltrow, ugh she is so annoying. Can’t she just go away already?

  3. Ladieu says

    November 25, 2016 at 7:49 am

    There’s 3 that come to mind – Gwyneth, Blake and Kate

  4. dd1976 says

    November 24, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    I’m going to say Drew Barrymore. She hasn’t done any acting in a very long time yet I always see photos of her. She’s always promoting some makeup or something.

  5. Synapse3 says

    November 23, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Gwynth. The real question is why give her headlines? Why feed the beast?

  6. sublimeLime says

    November 23, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Goop

    She’s super annoying.

  7. spaceship says

    November 23, 2016 at 11:26 am

    Does anyone in the industry actually work anymore, it seems as if it’s all tricks and schemes now a days, and no talent at all.

  8. AmandaHugginkiss says

    November 23, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Goop

  9. Mary100771 says

    November 23, 2016 at 6:28 am

    This makes me think of Gwyneth Paltrow

  10. SouthJerseyGirl says

    November 23, 2016 at 6:22 am

    Gwyneth Paltrow – she hasn’t been in anything since 2014. All she does is promote her lifestyle.

    She’s actually a very good actress – she should stick to that and forget the other pretentious stuff.

  11. themomica says

    November 23, 2016 at 6:11 am

    Goop

  12. YogaGirl says

    November 23, 2016 at 6:07 am

    Drew Barrymore

  13. LivDizzly says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:59 am

    Kate Hudson

  14. ninanicole says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:53 am

    Gweneth…insufferable.

  15. English Rose says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:34 am

    None other than Gwyneth Paltrow

  16. GretaGuesses says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:30 am

    Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow.

    She’s annoying.

  17. jules524 says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:30 am

    kate hudson of gwenyth paltrow

  18. shelovesshoes says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:29 am

    That’s gotta be Gwyneth.

  19. jolael says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:27 am

    Kate Hudson?
    She seems kinda annoying.

  20. JipJip says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:20 am

    Drew B

  21. thisisannoying says

    November 23, 2016 at 5:09 am

    Julia Roberts?

  22. keller says

    November 23, 2016 at 4:11 am

    Hmmmm Kate Hudson?

  23. Molly Moll says

    November 23, 2016 at 4:00 am

    Kate Hudson, of course.

  24. suzie2 says

    November 23, 2016 at 3:21 am

    Kate Hudson

    Annoying.

  25. Mamamarjo says

    November 23, 2016 at 3:10 am

    gwyneth paltrow?

    I think she is beautyfull but smug and annoying. And I don’t know her from anything else besides being ex -coldplay and ex brad pitt

  26. droopyorchid says

    November 23, 2016 at 2:46 am

    Gwyneth Paltrow *Shallow* Hal

  27. thekatsclaws says

    November 23, 2016 at 2:45 am

    Is this Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow?

    She is always pushing rubbish like she ix an expert at everything from food, to health & fitness, to how you should live your life. She is a pretentious phony who can shove her “cheeky cigarette” where the sun doesn’t shine, oh & light it first.

  28. barracobarner says

    November 23, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Kate Hudson. REALLY annoying!!!

  29. 718mom says

    November 23, 2016 at 1:45 am

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  30. MaryQuiteContrary says

    November 23, 2016 at 1:34 am

    Sounds like Gwyneth Paltrow.

  31. My2Brows says

    November 23, 2016 at 12:59 am

    Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow

  32. WanderingStar says

    November 23, 2016 at 12:53 am

    paltrowwww

  33. hugh jarse says

    November 23, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Kate hudson

  34. LaBellaVida says

    November 22, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    Both

  35. KatarinaJ says

    November 22, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Kate Hudson and her stupid fit clothing line etc etc

  36. sabrina325 says

    November 22, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow?

  37. katheryn says

    November 22, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    I think this is Gwyneth Paltrow. She should get into acting again, she was quite good, I don’t even get why she wants to be in all this other stuff, maybe a cookbook here or there but the rest forget it.

  38. sassyjayhawk says

    November 22, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Kate Hudson, used to love her now she’s just annoying

  39. Vinnie says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Gwenie P

  40. schemer09 says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Angelina Jolie

    Annoying

  41. spalomino says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Goop.

  42. superstarfish says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Paging Gwyneth Paltrow….

  43. Tinkerbell says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Sounds like goop

  44. parkland45 says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Drew Barrymore

  45. GeminiKid says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Gotta be the Goopy

  46. kittypryde777 says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  47. robynsing says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Maneater Jolie

    She’s not enviable, she has a personality disorder.

  48. Lollipopkid says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Shallow- shallow Hal
    Renaissance woman- Shakespeare inlove

  49. Teeoharreye says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Jessica Alba

    • Teeoharreye says

      November 22, 2016 at 8:39 pm

      Actually I’m pretty sure it’s Blake Lively.

  50. Saphron says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Drew Barrymore

  51. labhluva14 says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Gwenyth Paltrow

  52. lulloun says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    I’m not sure but it does sound a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow

  53. pattycakes says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Gotta be Goopy.

  54. MinnieMe says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Drew Barrymore
    I have no idea

  55. Crisesaverted says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    I can only think of two actresses from showbiz families: Drew Barrymore and Kate Hudson. Drew isn’t annoying and is never trying to sell me anything so this has to Kate Hudson, who has some kind of bloodline to DM online. Love her mom and stepdad. Loved her in her first film. Then it was rom coms and then the thing with Owen Wilson which really soured me on her. I would like more Owen Wilson and less Kate Hudson please.

  56. mizzec says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    I was gonna say Drew Barrymore bc the pic reminded me of Ever After but it HAS to be Gwyneth Paltrow…especially with that goop shizz she’s always promoting.

  57. ConfusedHarpy says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    Why do I have this feeling that it is Drew Barrymore? No films but lots of press, andn the picture reminds me of her character in “Ever After”.

  58. chitowngem says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  59. ChattyCat says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    This is Gwenyth Paltrow.
    Whether it’s intended tobe Gwenyth or not: it’s Gwyneth.

    I neither envy her nor am annoyed by her….just can’t muster enough intetest in her to care

  60. Tralee says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  61. cheezymoses says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Sounds like Goop
    She’s very annoying

  62. jackrabbit says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Gyneth Paltrow

  63. beautyforashes5 says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Actress: Gwyneth “Goopy” Paltrow

    Annoying AF

  64. popmark says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Gwynnie…
    Shallow= Shallow Hal
    Renaissance=Shakespeare In Love

    Annoying

  65. michellev27 says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    Kate Hudson

  66. whatnow says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    Goop

  67. bertwheeler says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    The most boring woman on the planet: Gwyneth Paltrow.

  68. jen8110gta says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Gwenyth Paltrow

  69. Parade says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    Drew Barrymore

  70. kvetro60 says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    Fish Sticks Paltrow

  71. channel orange says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Sounds like Goopy Paltrow.

    Optional: she’s an insufferable woman.

  72. Peps66 says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    The title of the blind screamed “Gwyneth”!

  73. sallylalala says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    Hahaha. Blatantly Paltrow promoting her mushed organic mung beans on activated soy rye gluten free toast with fair trade Tibetan Avocado. $500 please.

    Oh and your skin looks a bit tired. How about my sea algae moisturiser enriched with Unicorn Horn. You have no more money? That’s okay. I’ll just take your first born and bond you in slavery for the next decade. That should cover it.

    • ChattyCat says

      November 23, 2016 at 10:45 am

      SOLD! You’re good at this ☺

  74. bullterrier70 says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Goop, ( Gwyneth Paltrow) shes so annoying, how Chris Martin stayed with her that long god only knows!!

  75. dermot says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  76. cmsosweet says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    Goopy all the way.

  77. Diamond Girl says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    Gwneth Paltrow.

  78. jonty30 says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop.

  79. CyndiTx123 says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Kate Hudson ? she is annoying….. or even Gwynth Paltrow…. just as annoying…. 🙂

  80. FeistyFiona says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Rumer Willis.

    Pathetic.

  81. GlamHam says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    Goop.

  82. Moonpie says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Goop will always be Gooping.

  83. gailpow says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Kate Hudson? Although she filmed Deepwater Horizon movie that she was in during 2015.

  84. sexxyliquorice says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow

  85. lepidoteran says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow who has no IMDb credits for 2016 and the two 2017 projects seem more like concepts than camera ready

  86. Laughing1 says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    Gwyneth ?

  87. nudibee says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    This screams Goopy Gwynnie to me.

  88. realityhooked says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Garnett Paltrow
    Annoying

  89. Glitter says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Sounds like GOOP. I read recently that she was complaining because she was having to ride with the poors on an airplane. So insufferable.

  90. ashanean says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    Gwenth paltrow
    Annoying

  91. CountessLurkula says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    Princess Kate Hudson

  92. sassygurl1987 says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Goop! Hahahahaha. #NoDepth

  93. Lothar says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Gwyneth

  94. 4girls4 says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  95. smiller2000 says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    Annoying

  96. Ohnoyoudidnt says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Goop

  97. legalista says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    The insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow.

  98. brobdingnagian says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Gwennie Paltrow

    Insufferable to say the least!

  99. Arianna1 says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Goopy Gwyneth

  100. Booboogirl says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Gwyneth

  101. TruveyTaylor says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow.

  102. pigerella says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    ANNOYING. I just read an article about her in the daily mail – she actually looked quite nice in the pics, which is a rarity for her. There’s my “say something nice”! 🙂

  103. Goodgrief says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow and she is very annoying.

  104. Aurora says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  105. emmbee says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    Gwyneth…annoying

  106. DreaDay681 says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Kate Hudson

    Annoying.

  107. caela94 says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    goop

  108. mdaydreams says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Is it Gwenyth Paltrow? She comes from a famous family and she starred in Shakespeare in love

  109. Pinkieswear says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    My first impression is Gwenneth Paltrow, so I’m guessing it’s her.

    SUPER-annoying.

    • Pinkieswear says

      November 22, 2016 at 6:42 pm

      My second choice is Drew Barimore.

  110. NinaMelpomene says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
    Enviable? Nope, I’d not want to live that lifestyle or her life.

  111. MonaLisa says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Goop

  112. itstarapagain says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Gotta be Lohan. Very few out there are truly that delusional. Wonder if the Ofrah is still subsidizing her attempts at projects

  113. Amethyst says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  114. kellyinchains says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Goopy Paltrow.

    [Optional]: BEYOND annoying.

  115. beachlovernj says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow? Pretentiousness, thinks everyone is envious of her…yup.

    So. Incredibly. ANNOYING!

  116. KlaireBear says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    Sounds like goopy to me. “Pretentiousness” made me think of her immediately.

  117. plumplum says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Goop ?

  118. KCeagle says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    If not Goopster, Kate Hudson.

    Methinks Gwyneth is the Renaissance woman. She’s beyond clueless thinking that the public actually adores her, AND her pretentious, snobby views and opinions. A spoiled, privileged (in her middle ages) princess, is the role in which Paltrow seems to give her best performance.

    • daisydo says

      November 23, 2016 at 7:51 am

      Yea, and Shakespeare in Love is Renaissance clue …I can’t wait till she falls on her goopy face

  119. MikeInSanJose says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Picture looks like Goop

  120. lola123 says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    People like that really exist?

  121. rayonlight says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Drew Barrymore

  122. Whoisdot says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    That boring plain Jane woman Gweneth??

  123. Midwestgurl says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    I have not the slightest idea, so I will guess Drew Barrymore.

  124. carnivoro says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    GWENTYH PALTROW

  125. psychicdeath says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    Sounds a lot like that pretentious moron Ashley Judd

  126. Lynsey says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    Gweneth Paltrow?

  127. Molly7111 says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Emma Roberts?

  128. The Beagle says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Goopy Paltrow is the first person that comes to mind.

  129. ivy3499 says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    Good ol’ Gwynnie?

  130. elphie says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Kate Hudson…calling her an actress is being very generous

  131. elisemh says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Kate Hudson. And even if it isn’t actually her, it still applies.

  132. mocala says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    • mocala says

      November 22, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      Annoying AF

  133. angelbratt says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    Gwyneth paltrow?

  134. monorail says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    Gwyneth

  135. 20kim17 says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    This could be either the honest lady or goop

    • 20kim17 says

      November 22, 2016 at 2:53 pm

      oh it’s goop

      Shallow Hal

      ppl know her BS life is a joke.

  136. TeacherKat says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    Gwyneth Paltro?

    Optional: I’m not going to lie, her wealth is enviable. It would be nice to not have to think/worry before making a purchase or going out on the weekends. But, I don’t actually envy her; she seems to live a shallow life.

  137. Cuddlebutt says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Annoying

  138. OoLaLana says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    This smells like Gwyneth Paltrow.

  139. spunkie brewster says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow?
    Annoying AF

  140. TeaDrinker says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow – She always seems to be in the news for nothing. Last movie was in 2015 though she does have a couple in the works for 2017.

  141. 1Bellebottomblues says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    Ms Paltrow
    clue in headline “shallow” from her movie “Shallow Hal”

  142. mystic1 says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    Kate Hudson? I find her annoying.

  143. buttersmom says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    Kate Hudson

  144. sunshine702 says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    Gweneth Paltrow

    Goop is the definition of annoying.

  145. redstilettos says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Goop Paltrow?

  146. AuntieMama says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Paltrow

  147. redbus says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    kate hudson

  148. Sabs says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  149. stillmb says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Oh, that’s just GOOP.

  150. annabelle77 says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    (Holds up hand) I know!!! GOOP!! This is Gwynnie to a T!!!

    • annabelle77 says

      November 22, 2016 at 2:28 pm

      Re: enviable or annoying- both. Sometimes I envy her life. Just as often she annoys the crap out of me with her pretentious know-it -all preachiness.

    • HeadhuntNYC says

      November 23, 2016 at 3:27 pm

      My daughter met her – Gwyneth was attending a party and my daughter was a server for the catering firm. By all accounts, Gwyneth is lovely. Really nice. Makes me think there are two Gwyneths… I hope so because she shares my name and I want all Gwyneths to be known as being wonderful!

  151. Arisia says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    Sounds like Kate Hudson.

    Definitely annoying.

    • carriebradshaw says

      November 23, 2016 at 11:38 am

      was my first guess, but according to IMDB she’s constantly working. I was really suprised.

  152. hvp5ss says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    Annoying, obnoxious, pretentious, delusional. .. you name it.

    • aligirl21 says

      November 23, 2016 at 9:43 am

      Yes! I can’t believe I missed the “pretentious” clue. Dead giveaway.

  153. Blackorchid85 says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Gwyneth paltrow

    Clue: shallow from shallow hal

  154. Delightful says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow.

  155. Vampira says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Entitled and annoying

  156. Ohmysmh says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    Gwenth Paltrow

  157. fickleminded says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    Goopy

    Annoying!

  158. beautysleep says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Gwenyth Paltrow.

    Hideous, awful woman.

  159. dena37 says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow obviously

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