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The Shallow Renaissance Woman

renaissance-woman[Blind Gossip] Despite the fact that this famous actress from a show biz family hasn’t acted in a single film or television project in the last year or two, she manages to stay in the headlines. Someone who worked with her in the last year filled us in on how she does it.

The game goes like this. She makes an announcement: “I’ve decided to take some time off from acting to focus on whatever!” She gets a headline for that and gets to promote her new product or project.

She does that for a little while and then makes the same announcement about another product or project. And so on. She sometimes contradicts herself from one week to the next, but it doesn’t matter, as long as the press covers her and helps her sell whatever she’s pitching.

The truth is that her life is just a lot of busy work covered up by a thick layer of pretentiousness and self-promotion and self-congratulations. She sees herself as this Renaissance woman who everyone else wants to be like, but the truth is that she doesn’t have any depth or expertise in anything. If she does five minutes of work, she thinks everyone should pat her on the back for her extraordinary work ethic and put her picture on the front page with headlines congratulating her for her amazing achievement!

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Actress:

[Optional] Is she enviable or annoying?

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  13. annabelle77 says

    Re: enviable or annoying- both. Sometimes I envy her life. Just as often she annoys the crap out of me with her pretentious know-it -all preachiness.

  21. TeaDrinker says

    Gwyneth Paltrow – She always seems to be in the news for nothing. Last movie was in 2015 though she does have a couple in the works for 2017.

  25. TeacherKat says

    Gwyneth Paltro?

    Optional: I’m not going to lie, her wealth is enviable. It would be nice to not have to think/worry before making a purchase or going out on the weekends. But, I don’t actually envy her; she seems to live a shallow life.

  46. KCeagle says

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    If not Goopster, Kate Hudson.

    Methinks Gwyneth is the Renaissance woman. She’s beyond clueless thinking that the public actually adores her, AND her pretentious, snobby views and opinions. A spoiled, privileged (in her middle ages) princess, is the role in which Paltrow seems to give her best performance.

  49. beachlovernj says

    Gwyneth Paltrow? Pretentiousness, thinks everyone is envious of her…yup.

    So. Incredibly. ANNOYING!

  52. itstarapagain says

    Gotta be Lohan. Very few out there are truly that delusional. Wonder if the Ofrah is still subsidizing her attempts at projects

  54. NinaMelpomene says

    Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
    Enviable? Nope, I’d not want to live that lifestyle or her life.

  62. pigerella says

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    ANNOYING. I just read an article about her in the daily mail – she actually looked quite nice in the pics, which is a rarity for her. There’s my “say something nice”! 🙂

  75. Glitter says

    Sounds like GOOP. I read recently that she was complaining because she was having to ride with the poors on an airplane. So insufferable.

  79. lepidoteran says

    Gwyneth Paltrow who has no IMDb credits for 2016 and the two 2017 projects seem more like concepts than camera ready

  90. bullterrier70 says

    Goop, ( Gwyneth Paltrow) shes so annoying, how Chris Martin stayed with her that long god only knows!!

  91. sallylalala says

    Hahaha. Blatantly Paltrow promoting her mushed organic mung beans on activated soy rye gluten free toast with fair trade Tibetan Avocado. $500 please.

    Oh and your skin looks a bit tired. How about my sea algae moisturiser enriched with Unicorn Horn. You have no more money? That’s okay. I’ll just take your first born and bond you in slavery for the next decade. That should cover it.