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The New Elon Musk

[Blind Gossip] This couple has been sniffing around for months now for ways to score big paydays that can be publicly presented under the thinnest veneer of compassion.

They don’t always get what they want, though!

Interestingly, we just found out the latest gig that the husband scored was not their first choice!

We don’t know exactly how many companies they approached, but here is some insight about one of the approaches.

This all went down about three or four months ago.

It seems like they were initially pitching as a couple, but the company was not interested in her at all, only him, so she dropped out of the picture.

Ouch.

It was also unclear what he wanted. At first they didn’t know if he was looking for a job, a green card, or an entree into the tech industry. They already have celebrity spokespeople, so that was another option.

This particular company is in the healthcare/tech industry and already has a couple of well-known celebrities as spokespeople.

Our celebrity was looking for something else.

It turns out he was just looking for a huge payday. The pitch was that they could use his name and title to help the founders raise money. He is really interested in tech and he wanted some sort of C-level position or a seat on the board, but mostly he wanted equity. His team was throwing around all sorts of crazy numbers, like 10%.

So our celebrity wants to become a tech mogul.

He wants to be Elon Musk!

For those of you who are not in the business world, “C-level” means a an executive with a “C” in front of their title, e.g. CEO (Chief Executive Officer), COO (Chief Operating Officer), or CFO (Chief Financial Officer).

Did the company consider him qualified for a C-level position or a board of directors seat?

Are you kidding? He absolutely does not have the education, experience, or qualifications to do any kind of C-level work. He’s not even qualified for an entry-level job.

He is a celebrity. That’s all. The ONLY reason they even talked to him was because he has a famous name and title.

So celebrity spokesperson? Maybe. C-level exec? No.

I heard that in the meetings it was clear that he knows nothing about business and that he was just using all sorts of buzzwords that didn’t really fit together.

So our celebrity would be Elon Musk without the education.

Or the experience.

Or the entrepreneurial vision.

Or the business savvy.

Or the work ethic.

Did that company make an offer?

No, because the whole thing was completely ridiculous.

Besides the inability to contribute anything but his name and title, the demand for equity was outrageous. I think his team realized that they were being unrealistic, so at the end they were just grasping at straws. The numbers they were throwing out were all over the place, starting at 10% and then going to 1 or 2%.

This is a late stage company about to go public. The founders spent years building the company and were ready to announce an IPO. The valuation may wind up at $2B.

It’s insane for this celebrity to think that he could walk in one minute before the IPO and claim $200 million for providing no value and doing nothing.

“Insane” is an interesting choice of words to describe his behavior of late.

Our celebrity got rejected and moved on.

Fortunately for him, he eventually did find another company to hire him!

While we do not know his exact compensation package, if the company goes public, that information will become public.

[That company is] pre-IPO and are still aiming for more growth before any kind of exit, so they were willing to take a flyer on him and give him some nonsensical title and an average salary. Since his main goal was equity, he certainly received  equity, but they would be crazy to give him even 1%.

“Crazy” is another interesting choice of words.

Then again, if our celebrity did score even 1% of a multi-billion-dollar company before the IPO, perhaps he’s not so crazy after all!

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Celebrity:

[Optional] Does he deserve a C-level job? What will happen? Will he become the new Elon Musk? Always use real names and keep your comments civil.

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  1. FrankoDerwhistle says

    The only qualified replacement for Elon is Trevor Milton. Harry should just give it up.

  2. MarshallRob says

    So touching that people think skills and training are the keys to success in the corporate world. Harry was educated at Eton, served the better part of a decade in the British army, and has traveled the world since he was a boy. I’m pretty sure he can handle a “branding” job with no problem. Not sure it will do much good for people with mental health issues but at least he will be earning money honestly instead of sponging off the British public.

  3. Daisy27 says

    Harry, I guess any publicity is good publicity for a starter company. But well established company may not want to deal with someone who will turn around and stab them in the back if things do not go their way. MM may be having a rude awakening. I guess she can continue making olive cakes.

  4. Whisper says

    Okay I am extra mad that the entitlement-titled prince, who lives in a mansion is going into the so-called “disinformation” racket Read: Whatever policies mainstream outlets offer as REAL news. Read: Whatever wars, corporate welfare, lobbies & ultimately an inflated-stockmarket, enrich millionaires (like his/Meghan’s) bank accounts. He’s just the kind of guy we need to sort out truth for us.

  5. Skillaty says

    That crossed my mind. If it doesn’t work out, they’re going to claim racism, xenophobia (since Harry is an “immigrant) or just outright bullying. We’re going to watch a pattern for the next five years with them. Racism or bullying, that is their go to get out of jail free card.

  8. ILUVCA4evr says

    Celebrity: Duke of Mis-Information Harry Windsor

    Does he deserve a C-level job? HA HA HA HA HA! What will happen? Short lived-Figurehead only.

    • jayjay1985 says

      I mean he doesn’t expect his inheritance money to last, he has to find ways to make money to support his family, its only a matter of time before meghans’novelty fade and the public will lose interest in them, they haven’t done anything significant to warrant this kind of attention.

  9. sff060512 says

    The Harry formerly known as Prince and the Meghan Marketing Markle Machine for sure.

    Deserve a c-level job? Clown yes, CEO no.

  10. aaaduni says

    Prince Just Call Me Harry, God help us. BetterUp just appointed him their Chief Impact Officer. HAHAHAHA.

  14. cancun says

    Harry – and no – he should not have a C level position. Can you imagine the outrage in the company? The kid is a lost soul.

  16. Brunettetalk says

    HUH? As someone who works 14 hour days in high tech to earn her equity position this story about Harry and Meghans latest escapade turns my stomach. Do the work! I really wish they would be banished to Elba.

  17. aaaStorm says

    Mr. Markle (formally known as Prince Harry)

    Heck no, he definitely deserves nothing but an entry level position. He will never be Elon Musk; though many find Elon to be odd, he really has invested in his companies (taken little to no salary) to get them where they are today. That is to be commended.

  19. celeste says

    Elon is smart; please don’t even suggest putting Harry in the same realm as him. Harry is an idiot. His wife pulls his puppet strings. That company has probably not even set an email address up for him. That’s how little he has to offer. He is useful for a few press releases and nothing more.

  20. wendybar says

    Princess Harry and his gold digger wife. He should start with the Oprah interview for his new DISINFORMATION job.

  22. droopyorchid says

    Prince Harry
    He doesn’t deserve any important position that required any input of his own device. He is a famous name and Face, nothing more.

  23. Dana5570 says

    Celebrity: Prince Harry
    Optional: No. He needs to dump her, move back to the UK and stop worrying about being rich, which reeks of her. His mother probably wouldn’t be very happy with him right now. She continued to do her charity work, even though she lost her title; he needs to follow suit.

  24. annabelle77 says

    Prince Harry. He just announced his new position “working” for a new tech company. This is hilarious, and explains so much. He and Meghan need money badly, and they are living way beyond their means. Clearly, he has resorted to selling his title for money. I’m sure the Queen knows, and the Palace will take the appropriate steps to stop it. Its revolting.

  25. kuhdis says

    The artist formerly known as Prince Harry

    I find it funny that his Royal family is what they have been complaining about and going on about not wanting to be a part of it but it’s also their only USP (Unique Selling Proposition)….no one would bother with either Harry or Megan if it wasn’t for the connection to the British Royal Family

  28. phillychick says

    Harry

    As a woman who has worked my entire career and inadvertently gave up a family and kids to claw her way to even the small hope of a C suite job this makes my blood boil.

    I just can’t with these two entitled idiots. Not to mention the idiots who actually cut him in. It really is a man’s world.

  30. kazzuri says

    Haha dummy prince harry. It must have been a brave person to tell meghan she wasn’t wanted they are exactly right he’s not qualified or educated in anything. Don’t think he will do well.

  31. Dezdimona says

    Prince Harry and he has no qualifications whatsoever. Just his title. No, he doesn’t deserve a C level title, but they created one for hom that means nothing. He’ll be just a figurehead and contribute only his celebrity. He’ll last for as long as he is of use to them He’ll never be the new Elon Musk. He won’t be anything but a former Prince

  33. blubelle says

    Look at Meghan pushing and peddling her meal ticket! Oh, Harry, you’re not worth a tuppence and certainly not qualified for an entry level tech job, let alone C level.

  36. Gigi23 says

    Celebrity: Prince Just Call Me Harry, who scored a new “job” with BetterUp.

    Optional: No way does he deserve a C-level job, when he can’t even figure out how to survive at age 36 on multi millions of family money. If he’s the next Elon Musk, then I’m his Granny, the Queen of England! LOL

  37. rc_mags says

    Henry Windsor aka JCMH.
    It grieves me from the bottom of my Commonwealth heart that this is happening. How obscene to commercialize the Monarchy in such a crass and transparent way. I really think this was initially coming from MM, but Harry is now a willing accomplice and I don’t think anything good will come of it for these two. I can’t believe they’ll find happiness this way.

  38. beeisking says

    The idiot ginge Prince Harry.

    I don’t I used to buy the amount of crying he does over his deceased mother (who was no saint) and vitriol he sends to his father who actually seems to be a victim of negative press is disgusting to me.

  40. Baileygirl says

    Harry fits the bill. He is uniquely unqualified for ANY position in ANY company. C-level? I don’t believe he passed his O-levels in school! He has a made-up job at some hippie-dippy company. They will go belly-up and he will be flushed.

  42. Voidy Doidy says

    Celeb: Harry
    Deserve: No.
    WWH: Reality show: Fresh Prince of Silicon Valley. PH raps, imparts dazzling insights.

    Milady FURIOUS: has to unchain PH from radiator to go to impactful job. PH now free to buy his own dog biscuits to eat. Chain of events unleashed, culminating in PH going to live by Adele’s heating system. PH’s racial infractions suddenly “discovered” by M, who didn’t previously know (doesn’t read press, knew nothing of RF etc). Divorce!

    New EM: Not in engineering, not in…

  44. TeacherKat says

    Just Harry

    Funny how he’s all “woke” now but has no problem trying to get ahead using his own privilege….he will continue to get jobs he is not qualified for, but he is no Elon Musk. Hopefully once word gets out that Harry has nothing to offer companies will stop hiring him.

  45. omgimbackagain says

    Prince Harry

    Like him or not, Elon Musk is a smart man. Prince Harry has thus far not shown any evidence of similar intelligence (trying to be civil!)

  46. Chloe74 says

    Must be Harry, with his new “job” with Aspen Institute. Lucky for him he still has his title otherwise he’d be out on the streets.

  50. 7SeaMadrone says

    Prince Harry. No, he doesn’t deserve a C-level job because he isn’t qualified. Seriously doubt he’ll become the new Elon Musk.

  51. queenpin says

    Chief Impact Officer Harry at the company that dresses up in unicorn onesies. He is ludicrous.

  52. the skeptic says

    This is so obviously the dude formerly known as “Prince Harry.”

    I find it amusing that his new gig is about helping employees with “mental health” issues when he so obviously has so many mental health issues of his own, not least his mommy issues that have led him to where he is now w/r/t his current marriage. But hey – here in the US, it’s all about getting what you can get.

    Opt: no, he does not deserve a C-level job. There is only ONE Elon Musk, and Harry ain’t nowhere near…

  55. Jodone says

    Good old Megan Markle’s patsy, Harry. It is a disgrace that he gets offered jobs that he is totally unprepared or qualified. It is obviously Meggie who has the nerve and he is willing to go along with her. What a mess.

  59. JoshuaTree says

    Prince Harry, who like his greedy wife Meghan deserves nothing after abandoning Britain to cash in on their royal titles in the U.S. He just got made “Chief Impact Officer” at some startup called BetterUp, which is a totally made up title. Can you honestly see him giving mentorship coaching to tech employees about compassionate workplace when he’s never worked in his life? Pure greed and fake position for an equity stake. Grifter learned well from Megsy.

  60. phoenix8209 says

    Just Harry.

    He does not deserve a C-Level job just for having a title. Earn your respect by working for it.

  62. Midsomerfan says

    Harry Mountbatten-Windsor
    I simply don’t understand why anyone would hire him, particularly after the Oprah debacle. It will become very clear very quickly that he has nothing to offer (apparently the powers that be already know that about Meghan) and word will swiftly get around in the circles he wants/ they want to move in.
    Crazy and insane were both great words fort this scenario – delusional is another one that applies!

  64. TeaDrinker says

    Prince Harry
    Optional: No way! Can you imagine someone like him being the CEO, CTO, or CCO of the company YOU work for? He would sink that organization faster than the Titanic. He has NO education, experience, or even acumen to lead an organization. He and his wife can’t even keep staff in their OWN business and household.

  66. fanofgossip says

    Gawd, please don’t be Harkle-Harry and Markle. They are the PIA branch of the british monarch

  68. luddite2 says

    Prince Harry. I predict he will get fired from the mental health company for overusing his employee discount on services for his wife and family.

  69. Londonmum says

    This has to be the conceited talentless greedy Harry Markle. Selling himself as a mental health expert when he was unable to support his wife during her mental health crisis?

  70. SueSue says

    Prince Harry and his new Chief Impact Officer position.
    He doesn’t deserve a C-level job. The guy has had ultra elite access to the entire world his entire life and never had to work for anything. He’s in for a rude awakening about how the real world works and his place in it as a regular guy.
    I don’t care about MM (much like the companies they talked to, it sounds like) but there’s something pitiful about Harry and this situation he’s gotten himself into. It makes me a little sad for…

  73. stupidtrista says

    Ugh. Harry and his new “executive “ position at a tech startup. Even I wondered what qualifications he has to be a tech exec. In my opinion, the company who brought him on makes themselves look thirsty for falling for him. Ridiculous

  74. BabyBrie says

    Sparkles and Harry, of course.

    And that last picture of Elon Musk makes him look like Scott Peterson. Ewww…

  78. sunburstbee says

    BG, I do not know how you get your intel but you certainly are genius in getting the inside scoop! The celebrity is Prince Harry and no, he does not deserve a C-level job. He has no qualifications and he is not intelligent or savvy enough to become the new Elon Musk. His wife Meghan is shrewd, though, and they are building a circle of intelligent notable people around them to do their bidding, so they may just get the big paydays they seek and fool a whole lot of people in the meantime.

  79. Christina X says

    Harry Markle.

    He doesn’t deserve any C level job. He’s got no technical, financial, or executive experience. He not rumored to be too bright either, so being the new Elon Musk is out.

    It’s hard for me to take him seriously at all when he was completely unable to get his wife the help she claimed she needed. (I still believe that she used a surrogate, so I don’t think she was ever “pregnant.”)

    Basically he’s just their equivalent of a Wal-Mart greeter, a highly-paid one at that.

  80. smlopez5250 says

    Useless Prince Harry.
    Maybe this experience will be the first indication to him that MM is potentially persona non grata.

  81. reereefnq says

    Just Harry! No experience, nothing to offer, does not deserve a c-level job at all. Doesn’t even deserve to be a “spokesperson” really he & MM have no value at all

  85. Jeanesgenes says

    Hapless Harry. Too bad he had to quit the military, he was good at following orders. Now he’s following her insane orders. Sad.
    He’s not got the smarts to be even 1/10th of 1 percent of Elon’s brains.

  87. llabine1 says

    Prince Harry….. he has zero experience and will quietly do something else….not a “C” gene in sight….

  90. JacksHood says

    Harry and Meagain.

    This is Kardashians P2 in the sense that no one can stand them, everyone complains about them and what they don’t bring to any thing, let alone a table – yet here they are – 10 plus years later still around. Still annoying AF and still contributing absolutely nothing of substance to this world.

    This is H&M as well. In another 10 plus years, if, by a miracle they are still together, we’ll still be hearing about their “work”.

  91. nycmadam says

    Prince Harry

    No, he doesn’t deserve to just walk into an executive position, a guy who couldn’t get through prep school without assistance. I don’t think his name and celebrity are worth anything at all, mostly because he. can’t. do. anything.

  92. Vampira says

    Prince Harry.
    NO. They both are legends in their own minds. Being in the military does not make you a CEO/CFO/COO. Too bad that other company hired him at all. I read a second company hired him today, too.

  94. Skillaty says

    Prince Harry Markle

    I don’t know if he deserves it or not. I think the company he is now trying to promote isn’t going to strike it big in the market, though. They claim to be worth a billion, but it is make believe. They seriously sound like pyramid scheme Beachbody coaches on their website. “Sign up to be a coach….” A life coach? What? If a company cannot give you a tangible answer on what it “does” then the numbers they throw around for worth are not tangible either.

  95. pawpaw says

    Prince Harry
    Optional: no way! You don’t just get to be a c level by using name only

  96. hazura jane says

    Obviously the grasping Markle sideshow. Prince Harry is some bogus title for a tech company. lmao.

  98. rayodeplata says

    Harry Markle

    I wouldn’t trust Harry to flip burgers at McDonald’s. I have the feeling that the company will fizzle because of his involvement, his equity will be worthless and he will end without a paycheck.

  99. marlin ruj says

    Harry and Meghan. No he doesn’t deserve it. These two grifters are delusional. They would have had it made in the royal family. They just weren’t willing to work.

  101. Sleepyandconfused says

    Just call me Harry
    He doesn’t deserve any C-level job, he’s not qualified at all, just entitled, arrogant and stupid

  102. VegasMike says

    Harry

    [Optional] No, unless he goes back to the Firm and they put him back to work. Certainly not on the level of Musk!! I don’t know what will happen, but I’m really pulling for him to figure his world out…

    He was born into a fantasy fairy tale life that turned into a nightmare. Not at all completely his fault, but he’s not prepared for life in the “real world” IMO.

  103. lalalandslides says

    Prince Harry, * Markle and BetterUp.

    Guess the business doesn’t care about brand credibility?

  104. deepsigh says

    Oh Harry. Why? Very few people in America care about the BRF. Really, deeply care. It’s fun to see the clothes and the jewels and the pageantry. No one else lives like that,so we admit it,it’s interesting. But it’s a pretty superficial interest. A few articles and magazine covers are enough to satisfy our curiosity year to year.

    Go home before it is too late.

  105. amagod121 says

    It’s Just Harry Markle again.

    What C level job is he entitled to? CDN = Chief Do Nothing

    He & she really bother me. Nothing seems important to them besides $$$. Not family (beyond themselves & the tadpoles,) not community, not country, not patriotism nor allegiance to their old /new leaders/Queen or troops. The almighty BIG buck is their only goal in life. I hope that Harry is happy having traded his beloved friends, relatives & past dreams for his current captivity.

  107. dc reader says

    Harry.

    They need to go away. Earlier people give them less attention, the earlier they will learn they aren’t actually impacting society in any way other than their own selfish interests.

  109. CamilleLeon says

    Harry just announced two big deals, one in mental health and another dealing with misinformation. Seeing how he couldn’t help his wife when she said she was suicidal (just like this mother did), and seeing how they just now came out and said they were wrong about the private wedding, I don’t see anything he is involved with working out well.

    Does he deserve it? No, companies are using his HRH and Duke titles as a lure. He has no marketable skills and he’s probably dumber than a stump.

  110. voyag7 says

    Ugh! This is Harry! always looking for money like he doesn’t have enough! I don’t know why their titles haven’t been taken away yet. So sick of hearing The Duke and Dutchess of whatever! Um Harry FYI this is America we don’t do titles here! We are all considered equal.

  113. jammydodger says

    Harry and Meghan, obviously.

    I think they might make some money but as the cache around their connections to royalty fades it will be harder and harder for them to cash in.

    Big mistake with the start up in question – reading employee reviews of it, it doesn’t sound like the company, that was built on mental health; takes it’s own employees mental health in mind – a scandal will come out eventually and only further tarnish these has beens images.

  114. EastlakeGirl says

    Oh, Prince Harry! Best not go around messing with people’s mental health. And what exactly does a Chief Impact Officer do anyway?

  116. Shameless says

    Prince Harry and his “chief impact officer” role (whatever that means…) at BetterUp. He’s also been given a figurehead role at Aspen Institute.

  117. Whisper says

    Dumb Harry who kept his entitlement-title now is stealing jobs he has no qualifications for. And he lives in a mansion in the United States. Im about to punch my fist through a wall.

  118. seattlemonkey says

    I knew before I even finished the first sentence this was Harry and Megan. I’ve been wondering how he pulled off his new gig. He’s a white, unqualified male who scored a job he most certainly didn’t earn or deserve. Gee, that’s equitable, Harry. But then again, it’s not like you ever intended to actually walk the walk, did you? SMH.

  119. jennaynay says

    The * of Sussex, Harry.

    This * isn’t qualified for any position in any field of work. Flipping burgers at McDonald’s would be too confusing for him. And how in the hell are you going to create the position of Chief Impact Officer at BetterUp for this idiot who was too embarrassed to ask for mental health help for the * of Sussex?
    These two need a flight to mars ASAP!

  123. Polly Waffle says

    Just Harry and Meghan – hahahahaha oh, how the mighty have fallen.
    This company better watch out – if they don’t get what they want they’ll call you racist.
    Long live the Queen!

  124. shellbelrowe says

    Celebrity: Prince Harry

    After reading this blind I was disgusted at the sound that came out of my mouth as I was laughing during the part where it was stated that Harry wanted to become a CEO. With what education? what experience? what background other than following around his attention seeking wife.

    These people are embarrassing

  125. VickyLou says

    Oh Harry, what have you done?!
    Chief Impact Officer of a mental health Silicon Valley tech startup… Don’t * & * even see the irony, a week after globally admitting he did not prepare * for a life of service, nor helping her mental health issues despite involvement in charities…?!? You couldn’t make it up. The level of hypocrisy is incredible.
    But I feel sorry for Hostage Harry. He’s in a coercive control relationship.
    The sooner this car crash is over the better.

  126. nowyoutellme says

    Harry Markle. No one ever accused anyone in that family of having brains. He’s going to taint any company he’s associated with.

  127. High Steppa says

    Oh lord – he got one. Chief Impact Officer for Better Up. This should be interesting.

  128. parkland45 says

    HRH doesn’t deserve anything. Glad they let the queen grifter know she wasn’t wanted/needed. Why does this company even want Harry involved in the first place? I saw his “job” announcement online and smirked.

  130. loopylou600 says

    Harry Mountbatten- Windsor

    He deserves a kick up the backside, never a C level position! lol He barely made it through Eton! If companies want to employ an undeserving, unqualified muppet mascot like him, they deserve nothing but downfall, and he’ll will never acquire billionaire status.

  131. High Steppa says

    Good lord, Prince Harry. It was always said that he wasn’t the brightest bulb on the tree. I hope he makes some bank now, because in less than a couple of years he will be yesterday’s news.

  132. michelex23 says

    Prince Harry and his joining as Chief Impact Office at Better up.
    Does not deserve a C-level job. You have to be able to successfully run a company to get that. Nothing, it’ll give him and the company some publicity, then he’ll just fade away eventually and move on to the next. He won’t be the new Elon Musk.

  133. teadown says

    Harry Mountbatten-Windsor.
    Honestly, what I would give to be a fly on the wall during his pitch meetings. He can be charming, but I’m doubtful he has the knowledge to really handle these discussions.
    It’s interesting that his spouse was a no-go. I wonder if she’s marketable outside of Hollywood- in the business world, no matter how right you are, no one wants an employee that publicly attacked their last employer. Too much of an HR risk.

  134. michellev27 says

    The one formerly known as Prince Harry…what’s his name?.. Just Harry? Haz?

    I mean how idiotic for a company to assume he would provide any sort of value. Yes, the company is getting its name out there by being afflilated with Haz, but that’s about it. I wonder what kinda of “work” they will make him do.. stuff envelopes? Cold call potential investors? Get coffee for the C-levels? Comical:)

  135. hairsofthedog says

    Chief “Impact” Officer (😂😂😂) Harry

    I’m really more curious about the company and what they do.

  137. Kellikopter says

    The disclaimer to use real names and keep comments civil tells me this is Harry and Meghan.

    He’ll end up in film production.

  138. badgerette85 says

    Prince Harry

    Op- NO! As the blind stated- no experience means not qualified!! He will be used for his name and name alone. Will be interesting to see how this plays out.

  141. Piwakawaka says

    Prince Harry. (No wonder Catherine St Laurent resigned. No doubt she was forced to do the “sniffing around” for them; how embarrassing!).

    Does he deserve a C-level job? You’re so funny.
    What will happen? He’ll be a flash in the pan.
    Will he become the new Elon Musk? No. He’s clearly ‘crazy’, but not clever crazy. More the stupid kind.

  146. The Big D says

    Prince Harry
    He deserves a job where he asks “would you like fries with that?’ That is the only job he is qualified for. He will crash and burn.

  149. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Celebrity: Harry… former known as Prince Harry aka Duke of Sussex
    He going to learn the hard way that he’s got to EARN it and WORK hard for that C position. He’s going to used for his name and face

  151. mattaharpy says

    Prince Harry appointed as Chief Impact Officer for (v well funded…) Silicon Valley startup BetterUp.
    “Chief” in this Instance is not exactly C-Suite but sure this gets him a throne in the boardroom. Just hope he gets appropriate training in mental health support from the other side of the couch…, if he ever actually does the job they’re paying him for.

  152. NoseyNana2008 says

    Prince Harry
    I just read something about him getting a job as a CEO for some Tech company. I didn’t know he had a degree in anything other than being a Royal.

  154. julietjas says

    I didn’t want to jump right to Prince Harry, even though when you think of a celebrity who has no profession or skills, he’s at the top of the list, as does the initial pitch as a couple.

    But apparently he is going to be Chief Impact Officer at BetterUp, so he has the C-level, and: “provides coaching and mental health services” points to crazy and insane as clues.

    Meghan will insert herself somehow, and one way or the other they’ll work the name Diana into it. 🙂

  155. surfsunsand05 says

    Celebrity: Prince Harry

    [Optional] Does he deserve a C-level job? What will happen? Will he become the new Elon Musk? HA! No, he doesn’t deserve a C-level job. He’s already made it clear he has no interest in doing any actual work – he just wants to show up to fancy events and get paid. And no, he’ll never be Elon Musk.

  157. PurpleRose says

    Prince Harry. They wouldn’t take Meghan Markle so he’s going by himself looking for a job. No. He doesn’t deserve a C-level job. IMO, I think the company will go belly up. BetterUp sounds just like BetterHelp. In 2018, YouTubers were saying they were depressed and so turned to BetterHelp for therapy. It didn’t go so well for BetterHelp. I think BetterUp will go the same way. No, he won’t be another Elon Musk. EM is way smarter than Prince Harry.

  158. rexczarina says

    Blind Gossip deserves the Pulitzer for their reports on Harry and Meghan. And Harry doesn’t deserve a C-level job. He has to earn it.

  159. hannahhkate says

    Harry Montbatten Windsor.

    His title and status are an accident of birth. Now his title is opening doors to jobs for which he’s not qualified. He could have used his privilege to get an education in the field of his choice and actually contribute something meaningful, but no. He pissed it all away partying and biting the hand that feeds him. I’m encouraged that the first company dismissed Meghan right away and told Harry to take a hike. Hopefully that was a reality check to their egos.

  160. PiskieQueen says

    Hapless Harry with his O Level in Art, that he only got through cheating (google it).

    God they are pathetic, the pair of them!

  163. Someone6251 says

    Harry.
    No, he does not and I highly doubt he’ll be a new Musk. I think my door mat has more education and intelligence than JCMH. He’s a joke.

  165. mrspig59 says

    Prince Harry obviously! What a nerve he has. Let’s not forget this is a 36 year old who got two A levels, one a B and the other a D ( in art that allegedly a teacher actually did the work he submitted) never went to college, spent a few year in the army and that’s it basically. No real world business experience at all. The ONLY thing he has to sell is his name and his title. Sadly there will be companies willing to pay big bucks just for that.

  167. beachchick218 says

    Hilarious. They wanted nothing to do with the shrew, and Harry has no job skills.

    Harry better start out slinging hash and pouring coffee.