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The Colon Cleanse

colon blow 2[Blind Gossip] A quick item about a Met Gala guest. Before walking the red carpet, this male musician wanted to make sure he looked good in his outfit. To that end, his sister-in-law encouraged him to do a colon cleanse twelve hours in advance. He didn’t listen and did it a little too close to party time. His jacket couldn’t hide the embarrassing result.

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[Optional] Sad or funny?

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  1. Mia444 says

    Ew. Sounds like Kanye because Kourtney has done those cleanses before and also had accidents. I wish I didn’t know any of this.

    • bubbasbbq says

      I rather wish you didn’t know any of this either.
      That is something no stranger should ever know.

    • KatieLiz says

      That’s how the Lardashians show works though. They always say things that strangers shouldn’t know. Poor Kendall’s first period was a storyline for God’s sake. Mortifying!

    • newuser22 says

      This shocks me on so many levels, a 40 something dude doesn’t know how to take a dump? Hello you are Kanye NOT north west the toddler or Saint the infant FFS

    • ozdxumel says

      oh, please – who believes that! clearly those rumours about him are true

    • trixa25 says

      Kanye cause they’re married, so he can really call those witches sisters in law

  5. slix96 says

    There is a picture of Kanye with a noticable brown stain on the back of his pants..

    • stolidog says

      Saw it, can’t unsee it.
      I don’t understand how you can leave your car, let alone attend a gala, after having soiled yourself. Does he think he’s that important that the funky stank won’t bother anyone??

  7. luvprue1 says

    Musician: Kanye West
    Meditakeout post a picture

    Optional : Sad. It’s sad that happened to anyone. I think the friend who suggested that he gets a colon cleansing before the event wasn’t really his friend at all. It’s also sad that people make fun of the mentally ill.

  11. AnguaDelphine says

    Ok, for anyone else, I’d be mildly sad and disgusted and feel sorry for them. But it’s Kanye. I just – I just can’t feel sorry for him.

  13. Sharcat says

    Kanye West. And the sister in law was probably Khloe.

    If it was Kanye then it would be funny.

  19. Carolina Girl says

    Sister-in-law encouraging colon cleanse sounds like the K clan – Kanye.

    But maybe that is why Jay Z was not around.

  22. Seahawks12 says

    Oh PLEASE let this be Kanye! If it is, God bless Kourtney or Khloe or Kendall (it’s a trick models use) or Kylie. It’s so funny I can’t stop grinning.?

  27. PinkCrayon says

    Kanye West

    He had a dodo stain on his jeans.

    Optional: Funny when it comes to him. Bwhahaha!!!!

  29. Underthesunshine says

    Kanye? Kourtney K is all about drinking gui and l did a colon cleansing live once i think…l would love To see the picture of the embarassing results though hahaha!

  38. kcphilly says

    I would love if this is Kayne. Kourtney is into cleanses and enimas so it wouldn’t surprise me. Can’t think of that many men that would be that concerned about fitting into their outfit perfectly either.

    I need pic proof on this one (mostly for my own amusement)

  40. Hissyfit says

    Kanye West

    Can’t imagine which one of his sister-in-laws would do this because they all strike me as colon cleanse type women.

  41. totskie says

    Kanye West, and this is funny. I wish he would have had an accident on the red carpet and used Kim as toilet paper. She liked lemonade on her, so why not runny fudge.

  45. SeijnSei says

    Musician: Kanye West

    [Optional] Sad or funny? I would pay money to have seen this….hilarious. A shitbag shitting his pants at literally shitting himself? #priceless

  46. walkersfurmama says

    Musician: Kanye

    It’s definitely funny. Who does a cleanse just hours before a red carpet event?!

  47. hookedonblinds says

    Kanye poo poo stain. He should have worn something appropriate. Black pants would have hidden the accident….

  48. EternalPessimist says

    You know it’s Kanye, and a Kardashian gave him the bad advice. PS, his Met Gala look was FUGLY.

  62. WorkHardBeNice says

    Oh man. That pic can’t be unseen. Looks like Yeezy had something greazy in his creazy.
    If Kanye really wanted offload old and stagnant fecal matter, he’d nope the hell outta that Kardashian family.

  72. WorkProduction says

    Musician: Kanye West!

    There are photos of Kanye with a stain on the back of his jeans LOL!
    [Optional] Not sad at all

  91. carnivoro says

    Kanye West, hahaah i saw the spot on his jeans at the Met Gala . Hilarious

  92. Chismosa88 says

    Kanye. “met gala stain Kanye” …woop!there-it-is!! Well, colonic might be a good excuse, according to Mova, Kanye enjoys backdoor entries.

  93. Pizzaandprince says

    I’ll just throw Kanye out there and see if it sticks…

    He is a musician with a sister in law.

  94. thisisannoying says

    I guess this is Kanye but I don’t know what embarrassing result is being referred to. They look no more stupid than usual.

  96. rescuesu says

    THERE IS NO DOUBT KANYE CRAPPED HIMSELF AND WENT BEFORE THE CAMERAS AND DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CHANGE HIS FILTHY JEANS !!!!

  97. JennyJustice says

    I can’t believe I just searched “Did Kanye crap his pants?” and all the pictures and articles that came up for it. O.M.G.

    The funniest was one said “I don’t know which is worse – that Kanye crapped his pants or those contacts he’s wearing.” Bwaaahaahaaaa. Pooping his pants is definitely worse than his wanna be blue eyes.

  98. bubbasbbq says

    I know why I didn’t get this! You said MUSICIAN!

    I assumed it was something who actually PLAYED an instrument, not a plagiarizing sampler

  99. Hot Cocoa says

    Kanye should have known better than to take any advice from any of the clueless K’s. They are all as dumb as rocks, including the one he’s married to.