[Blind Gossip] A quick item about a Met Gala guest. Before walking the red carpet, this male musician wanted to make sure he looked good in his outfit. To that end, his sister-in-law encouraged him to do a colon cleanse twelve hours in advance. He didn’t listen and did it a little too close to party time. His jacket couldn’t hide the embarrassing result.
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Musician:
[Optional] Sad or funny?
Mia444 says
Ew. Sounds like Kanye because Kourtney has done those cleanses before and also had accidents. I wish I didn’t know any of this.
bubbasbbq says
I rather wish you didn’t know any of this either.
That is something no stranger should ever know.
KatieLiz says
That’s how the Lardashians show works though. They always say things that strangers shouldn’t know. Poor Kendall’s first period was a storyline for God’s sake. Mortifying!
Catseyezzz says
Omg! Thank you for a great laugh!
StellaK says
You’re right. Why oh why did I google it. There are pictures
newuser22 says
This shocks me on so many levels, a 40 something dude doesn’t know how to take a dump? Hello you are Kanye NOT north west the toddler or Saint the infant FFS
Surfergirl says
Kanye!
trixa25 says
Kanye or Tyga
trixa25 says
Kanye cause they’re married, so he can really call those witches sisters in law
srd0909 says
Kayne
Gross lol
slix96 says
There is a picture of Kanye with a noticable brown stain on the back of his pants..
stolidog says
Saw it, can’t unsee it.
I don’t understand how you can leave your car, let alone attend a gala, after having soiled yourself. Does he think he’s that important that the funky stank won’t bother anyone??
LaleFig says
Where?
plumplum says
Kanye Kardashian
luvprue1 says
Musician: Kanye West
Meditakeout post a picture
Optional : Sad. It’s sad that happened to anyone. I think the friend who suggested that he gets a colon cleansing before the event wasn’t really his friend at all. It’s also sad that people make fun of the mentally ill.
mondlerbing says
Pabl– Kanye West
Moonpie says
Kanye West crapped in his pants.
Funny and sad since he’s crazy.
sassygurl1987 says
EEEWWW!!! Douche Kan(t)ye!
AnguaDelphine says
Ok, for anyone else, I’d be mildly sad and disgusted and feel sorry for them. But it’s Kanye. I just – I just can’t feel sorry for him.
jerzeegurl says
Kanye
Sharcat says
Kanye West. And the sister in law was probably Khloe.
If it was Kanye then it would be funny.
DreaDay681 says
KANYE… HAHAHAHA.
RedGirl77 says
Crap-ye
Trizzard says
Nick Jonas.
Clue: “too close” – lyrics from his latest single.
chrisy says
Kanye.
carriebradshaw says
Kanye?
Carolina Girl says
Sister-in-law encouraging colon cleanse sounds like the K clan – Kanye.
But maybe that is why Jay Z was not around.
Molly7111 says
Musician: Kanye
Aurora says
Kanye West
Seahawks12 says
Oh PLEASE let this be Kanye! If it is, God bless Kourtney or Khloe or Kendall (it’s a trick models use) or Kylie. It’s so funny I can’t stop grinning.?
cristinam1 says
The weeknd
Funny lol
lolachristina says
kanye
GeeGee says
hmmm….Kanye maybe?
pinkfloyd126 says
That turd Kanye Kar”trash”ian!
PinkCrayon says
Kanye West
He had a dodo stain on his jeans.
Optional: Funny when it comes to him. Bwhahaha!!!!
DivaKarma says
Kanye Kardashian
Underthesunshine says
Kanye? Kourtney K is all about drinking gui and l did a colon cleansing live once i think…l would love To see the picture of the embarassing results though hahaha!
lola123 says
Kendall/Kanye West
Underthesunshine says
I meant SHE did a colon cleanse live once…hahaha
gammyjill says
One of the Good Charlotte twins?
dolanm012 says
Kanye West.
michellelp says
Kanye West
Sad and funny….he’s such a queen lol.
caela94 says
Kayne
satniss says
Oh Kanye! I bet it was Khloe that suggested it too ugh…
ashanean says
Kanye??
kcphilly says
I would love if this is Kayne. Kourtney is into cleanses and enimas so it wouldn’t surprise me. Can’t think of that many men that would be that concerned about fitting into their outfit perfectly either.
I need pic proof on this one (mostly for my own amusement)
fishfish123 says
Kanye west. This makes me so happy.
Hissyfit says
Kanye West
Can’t imagine which one of his sister-in-laws would do this because they all strike me as colon cleanse type women.
totskie says
Kanye West, and this is funny. I wish he would have had an accident on the red carpet and used Kim as toilet paper. She liked lemonade on her, so why not runny fudge.
Mherr150 says
Kanye West
Poopy pants
oyevey says
Nick Jonas!
naptowngirl says
kanye…lol
SeijnSei says
Musician: Kanye West
[Optional] Sad or funny? I would pay money to have seen this….hilarious. A shitbag shitting his pants at literally shitting himself? #priceless
walkersfurmama says
Musician: Kanye
It’s definitely funny. Who does a cleanse just hours before a red carpet event?!
hookedonblinds says
Kanye poo poo stain. He should have worn something appropriate. Black pants would have hidden the accident….
EternalPessimist says
You know it’s Kanye, and a Kardashian gave him the bad advice. PS, his Met Gala look was FUGLY.
Bootsybadazz says
Kanye West! Funny ????
ToeKnee505 says
Musician: Kanye West
Pooping yourself is always funny.
Vinnie says
Jared Leto
twinklefairy12 says
kanye west hahahaahaha
madcar775 says
Kanye West
KatieLiz says
Kanye!
lisaNJ says
Ewww this is definitely Kanye West–I googled and saw the photos. Gross!!
prissy says
Kanye and his shit stained pants! Embarrassing!!!
Lalala says
Kanye West
rreilly1012 says
Kanye
HILARIOUS
whoisthatguy says
Kanye West
Hi-larious!!!
radmom says
It’s Kanye! The pictures are all over the internet!! Pretty sad, really.
TrendyWendy says
Kanyak
WorkHardBeNice says
Oh man. That pic can’t be unseen. Looks like Yeezy had something greazy in his creazy.
If Kanye really wanted offload old and stagnant fecal matter, he’d nope the hell outta that Kardashian family.
chaseboogie says
Kanye West had boo boo showing in his pants.
skippiejon says
Kanye West
MizDubs says
please let this be kanye west
lala04 says
Kanye.
Hilarious AND sad.
Rebecca says
Kanye shit himself!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Misshooz says
Must be Kanye.
Karprincess says
Kayne
jonesy72211 says
kanye west
sad, but not tragic. the blue contacts were tragic.
zipperpull says
Shart-ye Crapdashian
WorkProduction says
Musician: Kanye West!
There are photos of Kanye with a stain on the back of his jeans LOL!
[Optional] Not sad at all
vickyf89 says
Kanye
cheezymoses says
Just saw the dookie stain pics, this is Kanye. Of course.
CleverVocab says
Kanye
lisalisa63 says
Kanye.
ObliviousFrog says
Kayne West
NativeAtlantaGirl says
Kanye
waysouthofheaven says
Kayne!
Yikes!!!!
waysouthofheaven says
Kanye’ (dang it)
lily12 says
KANYE
VictoryGirl says
Kanye
WhatAShame says
Kanye West
discod says
Kanye Poppy Pants West.
Hearts says
The one the only Rantye
LilGator says
Kanye!
lugaje says
Kanye
Sunshine Girl says
Yeezy!
SallyKnowItAll says
Kanye! It’s exactly what he gets
alexag says
Kayne Kardashian
janewhere12 says
I SO want this to be Kanye!
carnivoro says
Kanye West, hahaah i saw the spot on his jeans at the Met Gala . Hilarious
Chismosa88 says
Kanye. “met gala stain Kanye” …woop!there-it-is!! Well, colonic might be a good excuse, according to Mova, Kanye enjoys backdoor entries.
pinkmarie says
You are on fire! Too much back door dabbling! This is sicko Kanye!
Pizzaandprince says
I’ll just throw Kanye out there and see if it sticks…
He is a musician with a sister in law.
thisisannoying says
I guess this is Kanye but I don’t know what embarrassing result is being referred to. They look no more stupid than usual.
sheshe says
Oh for the love of God, please be Kanye!!!!
rescuesu says
THERE IS NO DOUBT KANYE CRAPPED HIMSELF AND WENT BEFORE THE CAMERAS AND DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CHANGE HIS FILTHY JEANS !!!!
JennyJustice says
I can’t believe I just searched “Did Kanye crap his pants?” and all the pictures and articles that came up for it. O.M.G.
The funniest was one said “I don’t know which is worse – that Kanye crapped his pants or those contacts he’s wearing.” Bwaaahaahaaaa. Pooping his pants is definitely worse than his wanna be blue eyes.
bubbasbbq says
I know why I didn’t get this! You said MUSICIAN!
I assumed it was something who actually PLAYED an instrument, not a plagiarizing sampler
Hot Cocoa says
Kanye should have known better than to take any advice from any of the clueless K’s. They are all as dumb as rocks, including the one he’s married to.
spikelb says
Def Booty Fingers Kanye