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The Colon Cleanse

May 4, 2016 Blind Gossip

colon blow 2[Blind Gossip] A quick item about a Met Gala guest. Before walking the red carpet, this male musician wanted to make sure he looked good in his outfit. To that end, his sister-in-law encouraged him to do a colon cleanse twelve hours in advance. He didn’t listen and did it a little too close to party time. His jacket couldn’t hide the embarrassing result.

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  1. Ladieu says

    May 5, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    What a nice sister in law Kanye has, thinking of his wellbeing, sweet!

  2. NLizzyD says

    May 5, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    OMG, enough with the stain, what about the smell?!?!! I cannot believe that he would have spent the evening in poopy pants, I mean, no one would have been able to be near him, it’s just not possible. Ugh, almost feel sorry for him if this is true. Awful.

  3. Fergus says

    May 5, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Brokeback Fingerbang.

  4. spikelb says

    May 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Def Booty Fingers Kanye

  5. Hot Cocoa says

    May 5, 2016 at 11:25 am

    Kanye should have known better than to take any advice from any of the clueless K’s. They are all as dumb as rocks, including the one he’s married to.

  6. bubbasbbq says

    May 5, 2016 at 11:21 am

    I know why I didn’t get this! You said MUSICIAN!

    I assumed it was something who actually PLAYED an instrument, not a plagiarizing sampler

  7. JennyJustice says

    May 5, 2016 at 10:36 am

    I can’t believe I just searched “Did Kanye crap his pants?” and all the pictures and articles that came up for it. O.M.G.

    The funniest was one said “I don’t know which is worse – that Kanye crapped his pants or those contacts he’s wearing.” Bwaaahaahaaaa. Pooping his pants is definitely worse than his wanna be blue eyes.

  8. rescuesu says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:46 am

    THERE IS NO DOUBT KANYE CRAPPED HIMSELF AND WENT BEFORE THE CAMERAS AND DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CHANGE HIS FILTHY JEANS !!!!

  9. sheshe says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:26 am

    Oh for the love of God, please be Kanye!!!!

  10. thisisannoying says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:15 am

    I guess this is Kanye but I don’t know what embarrassing result is being referred to. They look no more stupid than usual.

  11. Pizzaandprince says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:13 am

    I’ll just throw Kanye out there and see if it sticks…

    He is a musician with a sister in law.

  12. Chismosa88 says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:08 am

    Kanye. “met gala stain Kanye” …woop!there-it-is!! Well, colonic might be a good excuse, according to Mova, Kanye enjoys backdoor entries.

    • pinkmarie says

      May 5, 2016 at 10:04 pm

      You are on fire! Too much back door dabbling! This is sicko Kanye!

  13. carnivoro says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:58 am

    Kanye West, hahaah i saw the spot on his jeans at the Met Gala . Hilarious

  14. janewhere12 says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:43 am

    I SO want this to be Kanye!

  15. alexag says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Kayne Kardashian

  16. SallyKnowItAll says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Kanye! It’s exactly what he gets

  17. Sunshine Girl says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Yeezy!

  18. lugaje says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:23 am

    Kanye

  19. LilGator says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:08 am

    Kanye!

  20. Hearts says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:04 am

    The one the only Rantye

  21. discod says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:01 am

    Kanye Poppy Pants West.

  22. WhatAShame says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:56 am

    Kanye West

  23. VictoryGirl says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:47 am

    Kanye

  24. lily12 says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:28 am

    KANYE

  25. waysouthofheaven says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Kayne!

    Yikes!!!!

    • waysouthofheaven says

      May 5, 2016 at 7:29 am

      Kanye’ (dang it)

  26. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:14 am

    Kanye

  27. ObliviousFrog says

    May 5, 2016 at 6:39 am

    Kayne West

  28. lisalisa63 says

    May 5, 2016 at 6:01 am

    Kanye.

  29. CleverVocab says

    May 5, 2016 at 5:57 am

    Kanye

  30. cheezymoses says

    May 5, 2016 at 5:28 am

    Just saw the dookie stain pics, this is Kanye. Of course.

  31. vickyf89 says

    May 5, 2016 at 4:31 am

    Kanye

  32. WorkProduction says

    May 5, 2016 at 4:14 am

    Musician: Kanye West!

    There are photos of Kanye with a stain on the back of his jeans LOL!
    [Optional] Not sad at all

  33. zipperpull says

    May 5, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Shart-ye Crapdashian

  34. jonesy72211 says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    kanye west

    sad, but not tragic. the blue contacts were tragic.

  35. Karprincess says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Kayne

  36. Misshooz says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Must be Kanye.

  37. Rebecca says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Kanye shit himself!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  38. lala04 says

    May 4, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Kanye.

    Hilarious AND sad.

  39. MizDubs says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    please let this be kanye west

  40. skippiejon says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Kanye West

  41. chaseboogie says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Kanye West had boo boo showing in his pants.

  42. WorkHardBeNice says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    Oh man. That pic can’t be unseen. Looks like Yeezy had something greazy in his creazy.
    If Kanye really wanted offload old and stagnant fecal matter, he’d nope the hell outta that Kardashian family.

  43. TrendyWendy says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Kanyak

  44. radmom says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    It’s Kanye! The pictures are all over the internet!! Pretty sad, really.

  45. whoisthatguy says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Kanye West

    Hi-larious!!!

  46. rreilly1012 says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Kanye
    HILARIOUS

  47. Lalala says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Kanye West

  48. prissy says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Kanye and his shit stained pants! Embarrassing!!!

  49. lisaNJ says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Ewww this is definitely Kanye West–I googled and saw the photos. Gross!!

  50. KatieLiz says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Kanye!

  51. madcar775 says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    Kanye West

  52. twinklefairy12 says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    kanye west hahahaahaha

  53. Vinnie says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    Jared Leto

  54. ToeKnee505 says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    Musician: Kanye West

    Pooping yourself is always funny.

  55. Bootsybadazz says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Kanye West! Funny ????

  56. EternalPessimist says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    You know it’s Kanye, and a Kardashian gave him the bad advice. PS, his Met Gala look was FUGLY.

  57. hookedonblinds says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    Kanye poo poo stain. He should have worn something appropriate. Black pants would have hidden the accident….

  58. walkersfurmama says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    Musician: Kanye

    It’s definitely funny. Who does a cleanse just hours before a red carpet event?!

  59. SeijnSei says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    Musician: Kanye West

    [Optional] Sad or funny? I would pay money to have seen this….hilarious. A shitbag shitting his pants at literally shitting himself? #priceless

  60. naptowngirl says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    kanye…lol

  61. oyevey says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Nick Jonas!

  62. Mherr150 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    Kanye West
    Poopy pants

  63. totskie says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    Kanye West, and this is funny. I wish he would have had an accident on the red carpet and used Kim as toilet paper. She liked lemonade on her, so why not runny fudge.

  64. Hissyfit says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Kanye West

    Can’t imagine which one of his sister-in-laws would do this because they all strike me as colon cleanse type women.

  65. fishfish123 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Kanye west. This makes me so happy.

  66. kcphilly says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    I would love if this is Kayne. Kourtney is into cleanses and enimas so it wouldn’t surprise me. Can’t think of that many men that would be that concerned about fitting into their outfit perfectly either.

    I need pic proof on this one (mostly for my own amusement)

  67. ashanean says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Kanye??

  68. satniss says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Oh Kanye! I bet it was Khloe that suggested it too ugh…

  69. michellelp says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    Kanye West

    Sad and funny….he’s such a queen lol.

  70. dolanm012 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    Kanye West.

  71. gammyjill says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    One of the Good Charlotte twins?

  72. Underthesunshine says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    I meant SHE did a colon cleanse live once…hahaha

  73. lola123 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Kendall/Kanye West

  74. Underthesunshine says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Kanye? Kourtney K is all about drinking gui and l did a colon cleansing live once i think…l would love To see the picture of the embarassing results though hahaha!

  75. DivaKarma says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    Kanye Kardashian

  76. PinkCrayon says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Kanye West

    He had a dodo stain on his jeans.

    Optional: Funny when it comes to him. Bwhahaha!!!!

  77. pinkfloyd126 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    That turd Kanye Kar”trash”ian!

  78. GeeGee says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    hmmm….Kanye maybe?

  79. lolachristina says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    kanye

  80. cristinam1 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    The weeknd
    Funny lol

  81. Seahawks12 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Oh PLEASE let this be Kanye! If it is, God bless Kourtney or Khloe or Kendall (it’s a trick models use) or Kylie. It’s so funny I can’t stop grinning.?

  82. Aurora says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Kanye West

  83. Molly7111 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Musician: Kanye

  84. Carolina Girl says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Sister-in-law encouraging colon cleanse sounds like the K clan – Kanye.

    But maybe that is why Jay Z was not around.

  85. carriebradshaw says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Kanye?

  86. chrisy says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Kanye.

  87. Trizzard says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Nick Jonas.

    Clue: “too close” – lyrics from his latest single.

  88. RedGirl77 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Crap-ye

  89. DreaDay681 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    KANYE… HAHAHAHA.

  90. Sharcat says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Kanye West. And the sister in law was probably Khloe.

    If it was Kanye then it would be funny.

  91. jerzeegurl says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Kanye

  92. AnguaDelphine says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Ok, for anyone else, I’d be mildly sad and disgusted and feel sorry for them. But it’s Kanye. I just – I just can’t feel sorry for him.

  93. sassygurl1987 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    EEEWWW!!! Douche Kan(t)ye!

  94. Moonpie says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Kanye West crapped in his pants.
    Funny and sad since he’s crazy.

  95. mondlerbing says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Pabl– Kanye West

  96. luvprue1 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Musician: Kanye West
    Meditakeout post a picture

    Optional : Sad. It’s sad that happened to anyone. I think the friend who suggested that he gets a colon cleansing before the event wasn’t really his friend at all. It’s also sad that people make fun of the mentally ill.

  97. plumplum says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Kanye Kardashian

  98. slix96 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    There is a picture of Kanye with a noticable brown stain on the back of his pants..

    • stolidog says

      May 5, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      Saw it, can’t unsee it.
      I don’t understand how you can leave your car, let alone attend a gala, after having soiled yourself. Does he think he’s that important that the funky stank won’t bother anyone??

    • LaleFig says

      May 5, 2016 at 11:36 pm

      Where?

  99. srd0909 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Kayne
    Gross lol

  100. trixa25 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    Kanye or Tyga

    • trixa25 says

      May 4, 2016 at 4:34 pm

      Kanye cause they’re married, so he can really call those witches sisters in law

  101. Surfergirl says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Kanye!

  102. Mia444 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Ew. Sounds like Kanye because Kourtney has done those cleanses before and also had accidents. I wish I didn’t know any of this.

    • bubbasbbq says

      May 5, 2016 at 11:18 am

      I rather wish you didn’t know any of this either.
      That is something no stranger should ever know.

    • KatieLiz says

      May 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

      That’s how the Lardashians show works though. They always say things that strangers shouldn’t know. Poor Kendall’s first period was a storyline for God’s sake. Mortifying!

    • Catseyezzz says

      May 5, 2016 at 11:46 pm

      Omg! Thank you for a great laugh!

    • StellaK says

      May 5, 2016 at 3:27 pm

      You’re right. Why oh why did I google it. There are pictures

    • newuser22 says

      May 6, 2016 at 1:38 am

      This shocks me on so many levels, a 40 something dude doesn’t know how to take a dump? Hello you are Kanye NOT north west the toddler or Saint the infant FFS

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