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The Colon Cleanse

May 4, 2016 Blind Gossip

colon blow 2[Blind Gossip] A quick item about a Met Gala guest. Before walking the red carpet, this male musician wanted to make sure he looked good in his outfit. To that end, his sister-in-law encouraged him to do a colon cleanse twelve hours in advance. He didn’t listen and did it a little too close to party time. His jacket couldn’t hide the embarrassing result.

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  1. Mia444 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Ew. Sounds like Kanye because Kourtney has done those cleanses before and also had accidents. I wish I didn’t know any of this.

    • bubbasbbq says

      May 5, 2016 at 11:18 am

      I rather wish you didn’t know any of this either.
      That is something no stranger should ever know.

    • KatieLiz says

      May 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

      That’s how the Lardashians show works though. They always say things that strangers shouldn’t know. Poor Kendall’s first period was a storyline for God’s sake. Mortifying!

    • Catseyezzz says

      May 5, 2016 at 11:46 pm

      Omg! Thank you for a great laugh!

    • StellaK says

      May 5, 2016 at 3:27 pm

      You’re right. Why oh why did I google it. There are pictures

    • newuser22 says

      May 6, 2016 at 1:38 am

      This shocks me on so many levels, a 40 something dude doesn’t know how to take a dump? Hello you are Kanye NOT north west the toddler or Saint the infant FFS

  2. Surfergirl says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Kanye!

  3. trixa25 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    Kanye or Tyga

    • trixa25 says

      May 4, 2016 at 4:34 pm

      Kanye cause they’re married, so he can really call those witches sisters in law

  4. srd0909 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Kayne
    Gross lol

  5. slix96 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    There is a picture of Kanye with a noticable brown stain on the back of his pants..

    • stolidog says

      May 5, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      Saw it, can’t unsee it.
      I don’t understand how you can leave your car, let alone attend a gala, after having soiled yourself. Does he think he’s that important that the funky stank won’t bother anyone??

    • LaleFig says

      May 5, 2016 at 11:36 pm

      Where?

  6. plumplum says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Kanye Kardashian

  7. luvprue1 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Musician: Kanye West
    Meditakeout post a picture

    Optional : Sad. It’s sad that happened to anyone. I think the friend who suggested that he gets a colon cleansing before the event wasn’t really his friend at all. It’s also sad that people make fun of the mentally ill.

  8. mondlerbing says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Pabl– Kanye West

  9. Moonpie says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Kanye West crapped in his pants.
    Funny and sad since he’s crazy.

  10. sassygurl1987 says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    EEEWWW!!! Douche Kan(t)ye!

  11. AnguaDelphine says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Ok, for anyone else, I’d be mildly sad and disgusted and feel sorry for them. But it’s Kanye. I just – I just can’t feel sorry for him.

  12. jerzeegurl says

    May 4, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Kanye

  13. Sharcat says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Kanye West. And the sister in law was probably Khloe.

    If it was Kanye then it would be funny.

  14. DreaDay681 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    KANYE… HAHAHAHA.

  15. RedGirl77 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Crap-ye

  16. Trizzard says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Nick Jonas.

    Clue: “too close” – lyrics from his latest single.

  17. chrisy says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Kanye.

  18. carriebradshaw says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    Kanye?

  19. Carolina Girl says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Sister-in-law encouraging colon cleanse sounds like the K clan – Kanye.

    But maybe that is why Jay Z was not around.

  20. Molly7111 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Musician: Kanye

  21. Aurora says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Kanye West

  22. Seahawks12 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Oh PLEASE let this be Kanye! If it is, God bless Kourtney or Khloe or Kendall (it’s a trick models use) or Kylie. It’s so funny I can’t stop grinning.?

  23. cristinam1 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    The weeknd
    Funny lol

  24. lolachristina says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    kanye

  25. GeeGee says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    hmmm….Kanye maybe?

  26. pinkfloyd126 says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    That turd Kanye Kar”trash”ian!

  27. PinkCrayon says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Kanye West

    He had a dodo stain on his jeans.

    Optional: Funny when it comes to him. Bwhahaha!!!!

  28. DivaKarma says

    May 4, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    Kanye Kardashian

  29. Underthesunshine says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Kanye? Kourtney K is all about drinking gui and l did a colon cleansing live once i think…l would love To see the picture of the embarassing results though hahaha!

  30. lola123 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Kendall/Kanye West

  31. Underthesunshine says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    I meant SHE did a colon cleanse live once…hahaha

  32. gammyjill says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    One of the Good Charlotte twins?

  33. dolanm012 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    Kanye West.

  34. michellelp says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    Kanye West

    Sad and funny….he’s such a queen lol.

  35. caela94 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Kayne

  36. satniss says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Oh Kanye! I bet it was Khloe that suggested it too ugh…

  37. ashanean says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Kanye??

  38. kcphilly says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    I would love if this is Kayne. Kourtney is into cleanses and enimas so it wouldn’t surprise me. Can’t think of that many men that would be that concerned about fitting into their outfit perfectly either.

    I need pic proof on this one (mostly for my own amusement)

  39. fishfish123 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Kanye west. This makes me so happy.

  40. Hissyfit says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Kanye West

    Can’t imagine which one of his sister-in-laws would do this because they all strike me as colon cleanse type women.

  41. totskie says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    Kanye West, and this is funny. I wish he would have had an accident on the red carpet and used Kim as toilet paper. She liked lemonade on her, so why not runny fudge.

  42. Mherr150 says

    May 4, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    Kanye West
    Poopy pants

  43. oyevey says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Nick Jonas!

  44. naptowngirl says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    kanye…lol

  45. SeijnSei says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    Musician: Kanye West

    [Optional] Sad or funny? I would pay money to have seen this….hilarious. A shitbag shitting his pants at literally shitting himself? #priceless

  46. walkersfurmama says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    Musician: Kanye

    It’s definitely funny. Who does a cleanse just hours before a red carpet event?!

  47. hookedonblinds says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    Kanye poo poo stain. He should have worn something appropriate. Black pants would have hidden the accident….

  48. EternalPessimist says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    You know it’s Kanye, and a Kardashian gave him the bad advice. PS, his Met Gala look was FUGLY.

  49. Bootsybadazz says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Kanye West! Funny ????

  50. ToeKnee505 says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    Musician: Kanye West

    Pooping yourself is always funny.

  51. Vinnie says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    Jared Leto

  52. twinklefairy12 says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    kanye west hahahaahaha

  53. madcar775 says

    May 4, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    Kanye West

  54. KatieLiz says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Kanye!

  55. lisaNJ says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Ewww this is definitely Kanye West–I googled and saw the photos. Gross!!

  56. prissy says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Kanye and his shit stained pants! Embarrassing!!!

  57. Lalala says

    May 4, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Kanye West

  58. rreilly1012 says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Kanye
    HILARIOUS

  59. whoisthatguy says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Kanye West

    Hi-larious!!!

  60. radmom says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    It’s Kanye! The pictures are all over the internet!! Pretty sad, really.

  61. TrendyWendy says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Kanyak

  62. WorkHardBeNice says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    Oh man. That pic can’t be unseen. Looks like Yeezy had something greazy in his creazy.
    If Kanye really wanted offload old and stagnant fecal matter, he’d nope the hell outta that Kardashian family.

  63. chaseboogie says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Kanye West had boo boo showing in his pants.

  64. skippiejon says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Kanye West

  65. MizDubs says

    May 4, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    please let this be kanye west

  66. lala04 says

    May 4, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Kanye.

    Hilarious AND sad.

  67. Rebecca says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Kanye shit himself!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  68. Misshooz says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Must be Kanye.

  69. Karprincess says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Kayne

  70. jonesy72211 says

    May 4, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    kanye west

    sad, but not tragic. the blue contacts were tragic.

  71. zipperpull says

    May 5, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Shart-ye Crapdashian

  72. WorkProduction says

    May 5, 2016 at 4:14 am

    Musician: Kanye West!

    There are photos of Kanye with a stain on the back of his jeans LOL!
    [Optional] Not sad at all

  73. vickyf89 says

    May 5, 2016 at 4:31 am

    Kanye

  74. cheezymoses says

    May 5, 2016 at 5:28 am

    Just saw the dookie stain pics, this is Kanye. Of course.

  75. CleverVocab says

    May 5, 2016 at 5:57 am

    Kanye

  76. lisalisa63 says

    May 5, 2016 at 6:01 am

    Kanye.

  77. ObliviousFrog says

    May 5, 2016 at 6:39 am

    Kayne West

  78. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:14 am

    Kanye

  79. waysouthofheaven says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Kayne!

    Yikes!!!!

    • waysouthofheaven says

      May 5, 2016 at 7:29 am

      Kanye’ (dang it)

  80. lily12 says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:28 am

    KANYE

  81. VictoryGirl says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:47 am

    Kanye

  82. WhatAShame says

    May 5, 2016 at 7:56 am

    Kanye West

  83. discod says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:01 am

    Kanye Poppy Pants West.

  84. Hearts says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:04 am

    The one the only Rantye

  85. LilGator says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:08 am

    Kanye!

  86. lugaje says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:23 am

    Kanye

  87. Sunshine Girl says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Yeezy!

  88. SallyKnowItAll says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Kanye! It’s exactly what he gets

  89. alexag says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Kayne Kardashian

  90. janewhere12 says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:43 am

    I SO want this to be Kanye!

  91. carnivoro says

    May 5, 2016 at 8:58 am

    Kanye West, hahaah i saw the spot on his jeans at the Met Gala . Hilarious

  92. Chismosa88 says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:08 am

    Kanye. “met gala stain Kanye” …woop!there-it-is!! Well, colonic might be a good excuse, according to Mova, Kanye enjoys backdoor entries.

    • pinkmarie says

      May 5, 2016 at 10:04 pm

      You are on fire! Too much back door dabbling! This is sicko Kanye!

  93. Pizzaandprince says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:13 am

    I’ll just throw Kanye out there and see if it sticks…

    He is a musician with a sister in law.

  94. thisisannoying says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:15 am

    I guess this is Kanye but I don’t know what embarrassing result is being referred to. They look no more stupid than usual.

  95. sheshe says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:26 am

    Oh for the love of God, please be Kanye!!!!

  96. rescuesu says

    May 5, 2016 at 9:46 am

    THERE IS NO DOUBT KANYE CRAPPED HIMSELF AND WENT BEFORE THE CAMERAS AND DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CHANGE HIS FILTHY JEANS !!!!

  97. JennyJustice says

    May 5, 2016 at 10:36 am

    I can’t believe I just searched “Did Kanye crap his pants?” and all the pictures and articles that came up for it. O.M.G.

    The funniest was one said “I don’t know which is worse – that Kanye crapped his pants or those contacts he’s wearing.” Bwaaahaahaaaa. Pooping his pants is definitely worse than his wanna be blue eyes.

  98. bubbasbbq says

    May 5, 2016 at 11:21 am

    I know why I didn’t get this! You said MUSICIAN!

    I assumed it was something who actually PLAYED an instrument, not a plagiarizing sampler

  99. Hot Cocoa says

    May 5, 2016 at 11:25 am

    Kanye should have known better than to take any advice from any of the clueless K’s. They are all as dumb as rocks, including the one he’s married to.

  100. spikelb says

    May 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Def Booty Fingers Kanye

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