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The Black Friday Plan

woman-shopping-bags[Blind Gossip] This diva has never gone shopping on Black Friday. She told her family that she wanted to go this year “for the experience.”

She made a list of the places she wanted to go, and then proceeded to have dinner – and a few glasses of wine.

Then she took a nap.

When her assistant came to wake her up for the planned excursion, Diva handed her a list and a credit card, asked her to “do the Black Friday thing for me”… and to tell her what it was like when she came back!

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Diva:

[Optional] Did you brave the Black Friday crowds?


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    • TheSalmon says

      On one hand, I get all the Mariah guesses (diva, glasses of wine, sleeping). But on the other, do we really think Mariah would ever even PLAN to go out among the masses? I just don’t see that ever being in consideration.

  7. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Mariah Carey
    No Black Friday shopping for me. Browsing online and I almost got tempted to buy a TV. Shopping after Christmas.

    • itstarapagain says

      I think her dad told her she was the greatest girl ever born, growing up surrounded by big Hollywood players (“Steven Spielberg is my godfather”) and going to a very exclusive and expensive prep school in NYC (Spence) probably combined to give her an inflated ego before adulthood.

      Then throw in the Oscar that Harvey bought her because let’s face it, she’s not much of an actress, her being called a style star blah blah as a young adult and there you go.

  18. ashanean says

    Diva sounds like Mariah Carey.
    No way amI messing with those crazy crowds. people die and get hurt.

  26. amagod121 says

    One of the Jenner girls. Guessing it’s Kendall as she seems to live in a complete bubble. And how RUDE to send her poor assistant out into the madness!

    I went to a craft store today as they had their beads on sale, whoo hoo! I didn’t go anywhere else because I went out one year and the store was packed wall to wall with slow but high strung customers. Now Cyber Monday is a different matter completely. LURVE me some Cyber Monday! <3

  28. Brizzles says

    Christina Aguilera? She was recently a redhead, which relates to the photo of Isla above….

    Or Mariah.

  31. rosarybjork says

    Mariah Carey.

    Yes, I went shopping at the Wallyworld and forgot to get the one thing I came in for, wash cloths.

  32. stillmb says

    Mariah.

    I have never gone out on BF. I haven’t done anything but shop on the internet since around 1998.

  38. thisisannoying says

    Mariah Carey?

    We don’t have Black Friday where I live but I suppose I’d try it out for the experience if the deals were really good!

  41. tricaltra says

    Ah, good ole Mariah Carey.

    Heck no I don’t brave the Black Friday crowds. I shop on line from the comfort of my couch.

  45. spoofbyrd says

    Sounds like the Goopster . Who knows she might in 30 years be a First Lady of the United States and don’t say it can’t be done !

    • Brunettetalk says

      Yeah I went to Macy’s at 8 am. I got screamed at by a woman in line because she thought she was next (stupid). I got outta there by 10

  52. CyndiTx123 says

    Mariah Carey? I did see pics of Lady Gaga out and about….

    Never do I shop on Black Friday….its crazy out there on that day!

  54. dynamodavid says

    Diva: This has to be Miriah Carey. (Clue: …a few glasses of wine.)

    Did you brave the Black Friday crowds? No. I took a clue from my adult children and shopped on line.
    Christmas shopping is done.

  56. TeaDrinker says

    Mariah Carey

    Frankly, I’m surprised it only took a few glasses of wine to knock her out. She loves her champagne and has probably built up quite a resistance to it. Maybe a couple of bottles would get her tired but not a few glasses.