[Blind Gossip] This female celebrity will be heading to The Kentucky Derby.
Is it for the horse race? No, she doesn’t know much about racing.
Is it for the parties? No, she can attend parties every night of the week if she wants.
So, why is she going?
She says that she is going to go to the stables and check out the horses. [Her ex] used to say that he was hung like a horse, so she wants to check out the stallions for herself and see if it’s true.
First of all, the horses in The Kentucky Derby are all under the age of three, so they are still technically called colts.
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[Optional] We’ve got McCraken to win on Saturday. Your pick?