EOnline – We toss around the word celebrity here at Awful Truth, about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality. That said, there’s a celeb in town by the name of Lucretia Johnson, whose talent is, uh, questionable, at best. And the poor gal’s also currently getting raked over the rumor coals for possibly being preggers. And, trust, in a town that wants to skewer folks (mainly women) for being a half-ounce over weight, that’s pretty scandalous stuff. Shouldn’t be, but it is. And guess what? [Read more…] about Why Lucretia is a Bloated Babe
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Baby Baby Baby Thanksgiving
BlindGossip – Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn’t surprising given that she hasn’t had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn’t wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She’ll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it’s a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival.
Religious Leader isn’t so Holy
BuzzFoto – This person isn’t really a ‘Hollywood Celebrity”‘ but we heard the gossip and thought we’d pass it along anyway. This man is a religious leader from a prominent family. He has a gigantic following of people who listen to his fiery sermons and pay him lots of money. What his congregation would be surprised to know is that [Read more…] about Religious Leader isn’t so Holy
Scientifically Pregnant
BuzzFoto – This star recently announced a pregnancy but what she didn’t say was she has no clue who the father is. Not because she’s slept around, but because she was impregnated with science, not sex. 423
First Comes the Baby in the Baby Carriage
StarMagazine – Which new celebrity dad was trapped by his scheming baby mama? An insider says she knew the notorious ladies man would never leave her if she got pregnant, so that’s just what she did. Her next goal? Get him to marry her.
Political Battle Gets Very Personal
BlindGossip – There is one current political battle that is even uglier than the rest. To avoid partisan bias, we’ll deliberately leave out the party affiliations. It involves a race between a man and a woman that isn’t terribly close. [Read more…] about Political Battle Gets Very Personal
Stalling the Baby Announcement
BlindGossip – This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later.
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The Answers Are No No No
BlindGossip – This girl’s life is both charmed and complicated. We’ll make it easy for you: The answers are no, no, and no. She was so self-conscious with the way her body looked after gaining a few pounds that she dropped out of a high-profile gig. She wasn’t too worried about it though, because she thought she had another job lined up right behind it. That didn’t work out either. So, no baby, no movie, no television. Maybe she should try singing.
Halloween Produced This Little Treat
BuzzFoto – Last year at this time, we told you about a crazy Halloween party where drugs and sex were pretty much the only things going on. Now we’ve come to find out that this couple who had a baby this year, conceived it the night of the party. You want a clue? Do the math. 410
He Let His Lady Flag Fly
LaineyGossip – There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, [Read more…] about He Let His Lady Flag Fly