StyleList – Which much-reviled fashion publicist with a European accent got into a heated argument with an NYPD lady officer outside Monday’s CFDA awards? The crowd-control cop dared to tell the luxury brand rep that he couldn’t cross the street where he wanted and the two traded f-bombs for a little while before he did what he was told. To those who hate him — which is a lot of people — it was very funny.
StyleList – Which legendary NYC designer, whose name is an international mega-brand, is more famous in the East Village for paying $100 a time to lick the armpits of gay bar go-go dancers?
NYDailyNews – Which married Oscar winner wasn’t acting too kingly when he was caught groping a waitress at a N.Y.C. nightclub recently?
NYPost – Which reporter with a history of substance abuse was hammered at a benefit at Cipriani 42nd Street the other night? The unsteady scribe stumbled over Hugh Jackman as they were exiting and the gallant Aussie helped him out the door.
NYPost – Which Hamptons real estate dealmaker has a slick new trick? He fires the gardener and lets the grass grow as high as his Gucci belt, so that bottom-feeding buyers assume the bank owns the property, and he gets four calls a day as a result.
NYDailyNews – Which up-and-coming film star was smoking an alien substance out in the open at a recent NYC party?
NewYorkPost – Which married Chicago billionaire has a girlfriend in New York and plans for a ro mantic getaway in Montauk this weekend? Friends say the other woman isn’t even attractive.
StyleList – Which skinny NYC model busted on a night out with a bag of white powder in her purse, who claimed it was baking soda, was actually telling the truth? The bulimic girls believe that rinsing with it after vomiting neutralizes the effects of the stomach acid on their teeth.
StyleList – Which unhinged, avant-garde downtown NYC designer is rumored to be in the running for a top job at Escada? Talk about non-traditional casting.
Village Voice – Which supposedly cleaned-up star was spotted at a hot West Village restaurant, going to the bathroom about every five minutes to take care of business? Anyone buying the weak bladder excuse?