Holy Moly – Which spoilt brat from rock royalty was into ‘brown’ so much with her musician boyfriend last year that they were both essentially kidnapped by management and locked in a house in Provence and fed nothing but lettuce and oranges until they’d gone through withdrawal?
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Women on a Diet Need Not Apply
Janet Charlton – This actor is the kind of guy that every single woman over thirty wants to meet. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and successful on TV as well as the big screen. He’s carved out a career playing “the boyfriend” to leading ladies. But this down-to-earth guy is freakier than he looks. He never goes out without a jar of mayonnaise in his backpack. He cheats on his famous girlfriend with frisky gals willing to spread the mayo all over his body.
Academy Award Winner is a Big Tipper
NYDN – Which Oscar winner got tired of eating at home — and cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with their local waitress?Drunk Actor Steals Car
Which good-looking young actor took a car that didn’t belong to him? After dining at a restaurant favored by Hollywood hot shots – and consuming as much alcohol as food – he pointed out his car to the valet. The valet grabbed the keys without checking to see if the numbered valet parking tickets matched, and handed off the vehicle to the actor. It wasn’t until the actor got a parking ticket on the car an hour later that he realized that it wasn’t even his car. He drove straight back to the restaurant, where a very relieved valet quickly and quietly exchanged keys. The actor didn’t pay the parking ticket, nor did he tip the valet. The first car’s owner is in for quite the surprise when they get the late notice in the mail.
Holiday Spirit is Just an Act
This A list actor on a hit network comedy show has been telling anyone who will listen about all the holiday giving he has been doing and how he has adopted several families in the Los Angeles area to give them a Christmas since they cannot afford one on their own. He talks about how he has been buying gifts and is going to be bringing them a holiday meal and it goes on and on and on. He isn’t doing anything like that at all. He just likes that it makes him looks good. When his publicist found about the ruse, she decided to find an actual family and make good on at least some of the crap her client was spinning. When she approached the client about visiting the family she found, he declined saying he didn’t have the time but autographed a couple of DVDs from his television show for them instead. c
Competitive Skeletons Love the Attention
Which two female entertainers are actually competing to see who can weigh the least? They are both looking scary skinny, but lie about the reasons why. They say that they never diet, or that they are into fitness, or that they are naturally thin, or that they find it difficult to keep weight on because they are working so hard. Not true. Food is never near their mouths unless someone films them. They are both publicity hounds, and absolutely love all the attention a shrinking body brings, including magazine covers. The girls compare weight on a daily basis. They are actually competing to see who can weigh the least. As long as their weight keeps them in the news, expect the madness to continue. bg
Singer is Starving and Snorting
Turkey Chooses Vegas Over Family
Which celebrity is acting like a real turkey this Thanksgiving holiday? He and his wife, who are both actors, have been sparring lately over a variety of issues, the most serious being his getting a little too friendly with a co-star. The wife had hoped that a traditional Thanksgiving gathering in their home would reawaken those feelings of love for her and the kids. She has prepared tons of food, and will be hosting more than two dozen relatives, most of them his. However, at the last minute he told her that he couldn’t get away from a project he is working on. It’s not true though. He is actually with a friend in Las Vegas. While his wife didn’t know until he called, the airlines and hotels have known for weeks that he was going to Vegas. bg
She Refused His Milk and Cookies
Rapper Controls the Food
Daily Mirror – Which hardcore rapper has banned all frozen food from his dressing room before he performs? His band are furious as he insists they stick to a celery and hummous diet.
Editor’s Note: In the UK, “frozen food” is used to describe food that is prepared elsewhere, such as pizza or pastries.