NY Post – Which high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname “Hamster”? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent
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Model’s Body Ruined by Plastic Surgeon
NY Daily News – Which top model’s plastic surgeon is in big trouble? He accidentally spilled acid on her chest while they were having sex in his office.Actress Eats Every Three Hours
Daily Mirror – Which bulimic Hollywood star is worrying film bosses? She scoffs a three-course meal every three hours… then chucks it back up…Basketball Player Fakes Injury to Get Press
BuzzFoto – This NBA Player on the East Coast claims that he hurt his leg on the court in front of screaming fans. That is somewhat true. We hear he really has been given less playing time so he devised a plan to get hurt to get more press. The owner’s of the team told him that he was there in the first place to sell tickets, so in a twisted sense of responsibility, we suppose he’s trying to do just that by playing on the sympathy angle until he heals, and grab as many fans in the process. It’s no one from the Celtics.
Doctors Say No to Nose
NYDN – Which aging rock star attempted to have a rhinoplasty — but was deemed an unsuitable candidate because he’s still frequently using Colombia’s finest?His Six-Pack Abs Get the Girls
Star Magazine – This chiseled hunk’s fab abs may ring a bell – he loves getting snapped shirtless, and there’s no denying he looks hot! So why does he rely on his bodyguards to get him dates? “If he sees a pretty babe out in the crowd that he likes, he’ll have his man go tell her he’s interested,” a former employee confides. “An he usually gets the girl!”
Fashion Designer Nixes Chunky Hunk
The Daily Mirror – Which hunk was lined up to be the new unofficial face of an Italian fashion house – until he put on so much weight over Xmas he couldn’t get into the designer suits?She Won’t Be Calling Jenny
BlindGossip – Which celebrity has turned down an offer to be a spokesperson for Jenny Craig? She knows that her weight is out of control, but has no confidence in her ability to stick to anything that involves diet or exercise. Despite this, you should see her lose a lot of weight very quickly. Why? Because she is having lap-band surgery. However, expect any public statements to focus only on how she has simply adopted a healthy lifestyle.
Closet Catfight
Which celebrity fired her stylist after a screaming match? She was furious that all her money had failed to land her a place on even a second-tier Best Dressed List. She called the stylist and let loose a string of obscenities. The stylist then made a comment about how the clothes would have looked better if the client hadn’t gained a few pounds. The client then fired her on the spot.
