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Staggering And Incoherent

urban cowboy[Blind Gossip] This tall celebrity has had a drinking problem for the past year or so. It’s just that nobody really noticed!

He stopped being one of those guys who goes out to bars and gets wasted and picks fights. Now he just stays home and drinks.

He starts in the morning and it continues all day. He winds up drinking about a fifth of whiskey a day. He might be doing drugs, too, but we’re not sure about that because he hides it well.

The only reason that people are starting to notice is because he’s having trouble sobering up before going to work. Showing up staggering and completely incoherent is probably going to clue people into the fact that you have fallen off the wagon.

He’s a likable guy, but he definitely has a problem. We hope he goes back to rehab soon, before he does something really stupid.

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Celebrity:

[Optional] Do you think he’ll go back to rehab?

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  2. Trace Adkins? Would he qualify as a celebrity and not just a singer since he’s been on the Apprentice?

  5. Trace Adkins, he’s 6’6 and he checked into rehab for alcoholism in 2014. He’s also a country singer so the cowboy hat should serve as a clue.

    • And he was also heard slurring the lyrics to his new song at a St. Jude’s concert.

  11. Singer: Trace Adkins.

    Sadly just reported he was a hot drunken mess at a St.Judes event no less and couldn’t even hold/get it together to perform even 3 songs. At least be donated his whole earnings for this event to the charity.
    Dont think he will go to rehab. Even if he did unfortunately substance abuse is a disease and his track record is not successful. Hes gotta wanna stay clean if that’s what is hindering him and/or get help for what is causing him to rely on the booze bandaid ?

    • Disease??? Cancer is a disease, MS is a disease, ALS is a disease, you don’t choose it, it chooses you. Being a drunk is a choice, not a disease.

    • Yes at Katheryn says- There is more and more scientific evidence everyday showing Alcoholism and Addiction to be a disease. No people do not CHOOSE to become alcoholics or addicts if that is what you are trying to say. Try researching a little bit.

    • AND choosing whether or not to get help of whether or not to take that first sip of alcohol is about the only choosing most alcoholics have.

    • Wow, Katheryn, it’s scary how uneducated you are on this topic. Addiction is most definitely a disease. Do some basic research.

    • Amen Katheryn! I know a lot of people that wish they could cure their cancer and MS by not bending their elbows to suck back a drink.

  14. Trace Adkins.

    Clues: Image shows country music theme, Trace is tall at 6’6″, video of him slurring through his concert the other night, he has a history of drunken bar brawls and of going to rehab.

    • …I change my guess to Trace Adkins. He was recently drunk at some charity event.

  17. Trace Adkins and his drunken ‘performance’ at a Children’s Charity event.
    Guessing he’ll go to rehab as a public mea culpa move…

  20. Trace Adkins… saw a video of him onstage recently… could not understand a thing he was saying

  24. Trace Adkins

    He’ll go back if he can be convined it will save his career. Unfortunately, in country music, ot could go either way.