[Blind Gossip] If you thought this Designer was upset about his money woes in the past, you might want to clear the room when he receives the news about his fashion line!
We have this one customer who’s in the music industry. He bought one of the outfits because he had a meeting with [Designer] the next day and he wanted to wear the clothes to impress him. He didn’t really like the clothes, though, and he and his friend were talking about tucking in the tags so he could return them after the meeting!
That’s not nice.
Other than that, there’s no demand for the clothes. They just sort of sat there there. Since the SKUs from the last collection didn’t sell, our store won’t be ordering from the current [collection]. Our customers kept saying that the clothes were stupid. Who wants to pay $1000 for Spanx and sweatpants?
Those clothes are genius! Just like Designer! Orders are gonna pour in from all the other retailers whose customers are happy to pay $1000 for Spanx and sweats.
Imma gonna come over there and educate you about class and taste, Retail Girl!
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