[Blind Gossip] There’s been a lot of talk that this famous actor is gearing up to run for political office. Not a little office, like mayor of a small town, but a big, important office like senator or governor. Maybe, eventually, even President.
Here’s the latest: It’s not going to happen! Not YET, anyway.
He has decided that he does not want to subject himself to the intense vetting process to which candidates are subjected prior to public elections.
He has a very big personal secret. [Secret redacted]. No matter how many people he pays off, he is sure that it will be discovered in oppo[sition] research.
Instead, he will try to get himself appointed to a politically-oriented job. The kind of job you get for cozying up to people in power and donating lots of money to their campaign.
He seems to be already rehearsing for that job. Yes, it’s just like playing a role in a movie!
[Optional] If you were President, would you give him a job? What job?