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Rehearsing For Office

April 28, 2016 Blind Gossip

president masks[Blind Gossip] There’s been a lot of talk that this famous actor is gearing up to run for political office. Not a little office, like mayor of a small town, but a big, important office like senator or governor. Maybe, eventually, even President.

Here’s the latest: It’s not going to happen! Not YET, anyway.

What happened?

He has decided that he does not want to subject himself to the intense vetting process to which candidates are subjected prior to public elections.

Why not?

He has a very big personal secret. [Secret redacted]. No matter how many people he pays off, he is sure that it will be discovered in oppo[sition] research.

Instead, he will try to get himself appointed to a politically-oriented job. The kind of job you get for cozying up to people in power and donating lots of money to their campaign.

He seems to be already rehearsing for that job. Yes, it’s just like playing a role in a movie!

Similar: Presidential Candidate’s Sexuality Is Awkward

Actor:

[Optional] If you were President, would you give him a job? What job?

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  1. JustTheFacts says

    May 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    George Clooney.

  2. mrgtk123 says

    April 29, 2016 at 3:00 am

    Keanu Reeves! He is gay.

  3. beckywiththegoodhair says

    April 29, 2016 at 2:49 am

    George Clooney

    He’s gay

    No, because he’s so phony and he talked shi* about Leo.

  4. AlienAlley says

    April 29, 2016 at 1:42 am

    Will Ferrell

    Movie coming out called Reagan.

  5. HalfBloodPrincess says

    April 28, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    I am pretty sure this is WILL SMITH. He is Bi-sexual or gay and has some kind of open marriage with JADA who is also Bi or gay.

  6. Debbie Do says

    April 28, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Kumar (from Harold & Kumar go to White Castle) worked for Obama for a while. I have a feeling Clooney is bi and has probably went to a lot of crazy parties when he was younger – drugs, orgies, who knows what all.

  7. whydoireadthis says

    April 28, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    I meant to say George. I’m old, what can I say?

  8. pj33558 says

    April 28, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    George Clooney. He is gay, we all know. No one cares, including Amal.

  9. Jester says

    April 28, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    George Clooney?

    If I were President (and NO thank you!), sure I would give him/her a job. His/her sexual preference would not matter to me. What job would I give him/her? A job/position where he/she would exceed on by having the experience and the following.

  10. packerpoke says

    April 28, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    George Clooney,

  11. MizGrandma says

    April 28, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Ben Affleck has tried to get political for years, but do not think this is him this time. Clooney is smart enough.

  12. Carolina Girl says

    April 28, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    We all know this is George Clooney. There have always been rumors about his gay romance with best friend and Cindy Crawford’s husband, Rande Gerber. Buying his way into a post by Hillary Clinton if she gets elected. His Muslim wife and activist lawyer would be another Michelle Obama in the white house. They are elitist hypocrites and would never connect with American Blue Color workers.

  13. kimbers says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    George Clooney

    He’s so obvious lol

  14. LawChick2000 says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    George Clooney cozying up to Hillary Clinton. Big secret: He’s gay or bi.

  15. JenLovesSens says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    George Clooney – he is perhaps gay or bi

    I would appoint him ambassador to some distant land. I’m not a big fan.

  16. OoLaLana says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    Clooney.

  17. Wifabif says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Clooney

  18. Kip Terhune says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    George Clooney

  19. sublimeLime says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    George Clooney

    No

  20. jonty30 says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    George Clooney.

  21. aubergine says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Actor: George Clooney

  22. cheezymoses says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Clooney
    He’s gay
    I’d make him ambassador to Italy, because why not. Lol. I like George.

  23. Kerzep says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Clooney?

    I’d make him Ambassador to Germany – so he could use his charm on Angela Merkel.

  24. Aurelia says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    George Cloony

  25. everclaire says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    Clooney.

    Secret: He’s gay.

    Optional: Sure – he’s a good actor which seems to be a prerequisite in politics.

  26. Debbio123456 says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    George clooney

  27. CyndiTx123 says

    April 28, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    George Clooney….. Of course I would give him a job! He seems like he really cares about the environment and of course the people of America, especially the ones that are in need.

  28. sassygurl1987 says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    GEORGE CLOONEY!!!

  29. Glitter says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    George Clooney and the secret is he likes the mens.

  30. Tallie says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    George Clooney

  31. keenobserver says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    George Clooney

    Ugh no. Did you read his leaked Sony emails? He’s not so smart.

  32. jerzeygirl says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    George Clooney who’s big secret is that he’s really gay and his wife is his beard.

  33. FiyahHotFlashy says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Actor: George Clooney
    No job…stick to acting

  34. Aurora says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    George Clooney

  35. bertwheeler says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    George Clooney

    Secretary of Charm

  36. susied says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    Actor: George Clooney

  37. ljqinlondon says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    George clooney

  38. drheather says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    George Clooney

    Ambassador to Italy since he lives there

  39. macmac says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Clooney

  40. carriebradshaw says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    George Clooney

  41. Delightful says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    George Clooney.

  42. dinamarieburnett says

    April 28, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    George

  43. chaseboogie says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    George Clooney

  44. ConfusedHarpy says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    George Clooney. Political family (dad’s unsuccessful run for Senate seat in KY). Secret is that he’s gay.

  45. carnivoro says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    GEORGE CLOONEY !

  46. marykatez says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    Clooney! And the secret is his sexuality.

    I would give him the job as my secretary so I can stare at him all day long.

  47. Mia444 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    George Clooney, being gay is his secret and yes, it will come out.

  48. tallzeez says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    George Clooney

    Secret: He has sex with men and women

  49. Girliegirl0101 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    George Clooney

  50. Selkie says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Actor: George Clooney

    Optional: Nope. He’s just an actor, so what would he even be qualified to do?

  51. mquinn says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    George Clooney

  52. brobdingnagian says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    Actor: George Clooney

    Putting the brakes on his political aspirations so he can keep his major love of peen under wraps.

  53. LaLeche says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Cloons

  54. MikeInSanJose says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    George Clooney

    Yes. Ambassador North Korea or some other hot spot where they might be enamored by his stardom and the roles he has played and overlook the fact that he is gay…

  55. lolabean88 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    clooney

  56. totskie says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    George Clooney! And if I were president, I would make him my personal vibrating chair!

  57. jerseygirlangie says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    George Clooney, obviously .

    With no actual real experience, he’s obviously not qualified for any job .
    Of course, that never stopped 0bama, either !

  58. johnnyjewel says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    GEORGE CLOONEY

    The secret:
    he is closeted. every woman w/him has been a contracted beard. and Rande Gerber is more than just his business partner.

    Cindy, why!

  59. celebiddy says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    Clooney of course. Sucking up to hillary by throwing a $300,000/plate fundraiser.

    No i would not give him a job.

  60. deepcreek says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:30 pm

    George Clooney.

    Gay (or maybe bi but probably just gay).

  61. uean008 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Clooney all the way

  62. stolidog says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    George Clooney. Gee, what could his secret be?
    I would appoint him as a Diplomat to a European Country…Italy. Diplomats really are just large donors, usually.

  63. thisisannoying says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Kevin Spacey? ?

  64. GeeGee says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    George Clooney. Be named an ambassador to some country by Hilary.

  65. oldandwise says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    George Clooney

  66. mamasaid says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    Clooney and Hilary.

  67. triggerua says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    George Clooney

    and no, big phoney, closet case.

  68. Vanessa501 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    George ‘I’m just another closeted celebrity’ Clooney

  69. Dancing with Mr D says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    George Clooney? Always heard he had political aspirations.

  70. mocala says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    George Cloony
    Some job dealing with environment or Africa.

  71. goose23 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    George Clooney?

    If I were president his job would be to just stand in my office so I could stare at him all day 😉

  72. Jinkies says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    Actor: George Clooney ) He wants to be an Ambassador (probably for the U.K. since he already has a home there).

    I would never appoint Clooney for a job, if I were the U.S. President.

  73. Estrogen says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    George Clooney

  74. TheSalmon says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    Clooney.

    • TheSalmon says

      April 28, 2016 at 1:10 pm

      He could easily be an ambassador. Has the charm, the connections, the brains and knowledge, and now, the perfect wife.
      But frankly, and I’ve said this before about his supposed political aspirations, I don’t know why he’d want to wade into that swamp when he already has such an amazing life.

  75. athena says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    Actor: George Clooney
    A job: other than pretending to be someone he’s not, what does he know how to do?

  76. VT1415 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    George clooney

  77. stargazers says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Actor: George Clooney
    Secret: Being Gay
    Being Appointed By: Hillary Clinton

  78. robman7789 says

    April 28, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Clooney (gay)

  79. PoniTayl says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    DUH…Clooney

  80. mommagoosed says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    Actor: Clooney! (He’s gay.) Been donating lots of money to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

    Optional: I honestly think he would make a great ambassador, but unsure to where. Probably shouldn’t be anywhere that imprisons or executes homosexuals.

  81. bostonbratt says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    Actor – Clooney . Probably afraid a reveal of him being gay will be exposed .

    Would I give him a job? No, it would make me look like I was using celebrity to get money and votes.

  82. afternoondelight says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    Clooney
    He is gay
    Would not give him a job

  83. uohmie1 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    George Clooney

  84. CountessLurkula says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Clooney

    I’d appoint him Ambassador to the EU or a peace envoy with the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

  85. SouthJerseyGirl says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    George Clooney.

    He’s certainly as qualified to be a senator or governor as some of the clowns already in office. Not sure what job I’d give him though.

  86. mrsroh says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    George Clooney

  87. alexandrina says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Clooney

  88. lisako says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    George Clooney

    It’s a shame that hiding his sexuality would keep him from running for office. There’s a lot of good he could do (like w/ Darfur)

  89. kerngal says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Actor: George Clooney

  90. BleuDog says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Clooney.

  91. lilmama says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Clooney !

    I would make him Secretary of Sexy! ?

  92. CelebrityGirl says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Actor: George Clooney, and he doesn’t want it to come out that he’s gay.

  93. gossipzillaisback says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Actor: Clooney obviously. Big secret, probably he is not 100% straight.

    Optional: Yes, I’d give him a bl**job 🙂

    • Sheiky says

      April 28, 2016 at 5:31 pm

      Yay!!

  94. xiopio says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    Ben Affleck

  95. elliedee says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    Actor: George Clooney

    [Optional] If you were President, would you give him a job? Sure

    What job? Court Jester

  96. happiedazie says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    George Clooney

    I think it depends on who the President is. If it is someone that George has donated a lot of money too, people would begin to talk. If it were a President that did not have any real ties to George then maybe I would give him some type of a diplomatic position.

  97. 4girls4 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    George Clooney
    What’s his secret? I will have to ask Randy about that one

  98. scumby says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    George Clooney (secret is he’s gay)
    NO

  99. GrannyGoose says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    George Clooney? I think he has some skeletons languishing in a vault somewhere…

  100. fishfish123 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    George Clooney.

  101. bigmomma01 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    George Clooney – running for a political office is the only reason he got married.

  102. tell me more says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    Clooney thinks the presidency is a major movie role⁉️

  103. JoshuaTree says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    George Clooney kissing up to Hillary despite favoring Bernie’s views.

    Him speaking at the Armenia genocide event there seemed like he was positioning himself for something political.

  104. HollySleuth says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    Actor: Clooney

    [Optional] If I was President, I’d have him lead a task force to study why so many actors and actress feel necessary to stay locked in the closet!

    • icantquityoularry says

      May 3, 2016 at 6:02 pm

      So much this. I swear the need for closeting is a fictitious monster of their own creation these days.

  105. annabelle77 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    George Clooney. The secret is he’s gay. He’s looking for a job with Hillary. And I wouldn’t hire him, because he has no experience, and would be a huge distraction for the media and would interfere with the focus on more serious issues.

  106. moxiegumption says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    George Clooney. He’s even addressed running for public office in interviews, saying he would never do it. When asked why, he said “I’ve done everything. Everything. And drank the bong water.”

    There have been rumours about his sexuality forever, so that’s probably the secret.

    I don’t know if I’d give him a job. I only know his public image, but have no idea what he’s really like.

  107. judylouise says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    Clooney, and he’s gay.

  108. Goodgrief says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    George Clooney cozying up to Hillary. I would give him a job, but have no idea what. Maybe my personal “assistant”.

  109. alexag says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    Actor: George Clooney
    Optional: I would give him a job; Minister of Sexy with Justin Timberlake as his assistant to find the said Sexy and bring it back.

    • Debbie Do says

      April 28, 2016 at 8:24 pm

      Alexag, you win.

  110. joannc says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    Clooney

  111. kermit1969 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    George Clooney

    Ambassador to Italy

  112. Christine says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    George Clooney

  113. janie clarkson says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    George Clooney

  114. JerzeyJenn says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    Actor: Mark Wahlberg

    About a year ago which appeared to be out of nowhere he made this big deal petitioning in the middle of buiding his multi million $$ mansion to erase his past bad a** criminal history. Then multiple cozy FAMILY photos kept appearing. Its almost like he was getting all his ducks in a row for some reason. Now maybe this is why. I seriously dont follow him other than whats on daily blogs to know what political experience he has to know if he would be a good leader.

    • CanaryCry says

      April 28, 2016 at 8:35 pm

      Still like Marky Mark as an actor. He’s been disappointing in just about everything else.

      BTW: I think this could be him or Clooney.

  115. BeauSo says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Mark Ruffalo? He has been big with the Bernie Sanders support and is always posting political stuff on his social media feeds. Not cray cray political stuff like Tim Robbins, but items that try to be serious and thoughtful.

    There are lots of jobs a president could give to someone who is an excellent communicator and persuader. So, maybe, if I agreed with the actor’s views and trusted his ability to stick to the program, I would consider appointing him to something.

  116. truebritt says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    Clooney

  117. BennyLavaandtheJets says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    George Clooney

  118. sunshine702 says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    George Clooney

    Clooney can be head of the office of LGBT affairs.

  119. movielover says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    George Clooney

  120. hushhush says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    Clooney

  121. Khadafi says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    George Clooney

  122. am2016 says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:59 am

    John Travolta?

    No, a scientologist shouldn’t run the country.

  123. spikelb says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:55 am

    George Clooney

    What’s the secret? He’s the bottom and Randy Gerber is the top.

    • Iwonder says

      April 29, 2016 at 3:43 am

      OMG I laughed so hard at your comment!!!

      And I agree with you, it’s George Clooney.

    • BaZinGa says

      April 29, 2016 at 6:49 am

      HAHAHA

  124. sabrina325 says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:54 am

    George Clooney

    • missmissy says

      April 28, 2016 at 6:07 pm

      this

    • lagally says

      April 28, 2016 at 8:02 pm

      George Clooney for sure and we all know why

  125. realityhooked says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Oh and his sexuality is fluid

  126. realityhooked says

    April 28, 2016 at 11:53 am

    Will smith

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