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Rehearsing For Office

president masks[Blind Gossip] There’s been a lot of talk that this famous actor is gearing up to run for political office. Not a little office, like mayor of a small town, but a big, important office like senator or governor. Maybe, eventually, even President.

Here’s the latest: It’s not going to happen! Not YET, anyway.

What happened?

He has decided that he does not want to subject himself to the intense vetting process to which candidates are subjected prior to public elections.

Why not?

He has a very big personal secret. [Secret redacted]. No matter how many people he pays off, he is sure that it will be discovered in oppo[sition] research.

Instead, he will try to get himself appointed to a politically-oriented job. The kind of job you get for cozying up to people in power and donating lots of money to their campaign.

He seems to be already rehearsing for that job. Yes, it’s just like playing a role in a movie!

Similar: Presidential Candidate’s Sexuality Is Awkward

Actor:

[Optional] If you were President, would you give him a job? What job?

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  3. beckywiththegoodhair says

    George Clooney

    He’s gay

    No, because he’s so phony and he talked shi* about Leo.

  5. HalfBloodPrincess says

    I am pretty sure this is WILL SMITH. He is Bi-sexual or gay and has some kind of open marriage with JADA who is also Bi or gay.

  6. Debbie Do says

    Kumar (from Harold & Kumar go to White Castle) worked for Obama for a while. I have a feeling Clooney is bi and has probably went to a lot of crazy parties when he was younger – drugs, orgies, who knows what all.

  9. Jester says

    George Clooney?

    If I were President (and NO thank you!), sure I would give him/her a job. His/her sexual preference would not matter to me. What job would I give him/her? A job/position where he/she would exceed on by having the experience and the following.

  11. MizGrandma says

    Ben Affleck has tried to get political for years, but do not think this is him this time. Clooney is smart enough.

  12. Carolina Girl says

    We all know this is George Clooney. There have always been rumors about his gay romance with best friend and Cindy Crawford’s husband, Rande Gerber. Buying his way into a post by Hillary Clinton if she gets elected. His Muslim wife and activist lawyer would be another Michelle Obama in the white house. They are elitist hypocrites and would never connect with American Blue Color workers.

  15. JenLovesSens says

    George Clooney – he is perhaps gay or bi

    I would appoint him ambassador to some distant land. I’m not a big fan.

  22. cheezymoses says

    Clooney
    He’s gay
    I’d make him ambassador to Italy, because why not. Lol. I like George.

  23. Kerzep says

    Clooney?

    I’d make him Ambassador to Germany – so he could use his charm on Angela Merkel.

  25. everclaire says

    Clooney.

    Secret: He’s gay.

    Optional: Sure – he’s a good actor which seems to be a prerequisite in politics.

  27. CyndiTx123 says

    George Clooney….. Of course I would give him a job! He seems like he really cares about the environment and of course the people of America, especially the ones that are in need.

  31. keenobserver says

    George Clooney

    Ugh no. Did you read his leaked Sony emails? He’s not so smart.

  32. jerzeygirl says

    George Clooney who’s big secret is that he’s really gay and his wife is his beard.

  44. ConfusedHarpy says

    George Clooney. Political family (dad’s unsuccessful run for Senate seat in KY). Secret is that he’s gay.

  46. marykatez says

    Clooney! And the secret is his sexuality.

    I would give him the job as my secretary so I can stare at him all day long.

  50. Selkie says

    Actor: George Clooney

    Optional: Nope. He’s just an actor, so what would he even be qualified to do?

  52. brobdingnagian says

    Actor: George Clooney

    Putting the brakes on his political aspirations so he can keep his major love of peen under wraps.

  54. MikeInSanJose says

    George Clooney

    Yes. Ambassador North Korea or some other hot spot where they might be enamored by his stardom and the roles he has played and overlook the fact that he is gay…

  56. totskie says

    George Clooney! And if I were president, I would make him my personal vibrating chair!

  57. jerseygirlangie says

    George Clooney, obviously .

    With no actual real experience, he’s obviously not qualified for any job .
    Of course, that never stopped 0bama, either !

  58. johnnyjewel says

    GEORGE CLOONEY

    The secret:
    he is closeted. every woman w/him has been a contracted beard. and Rande Gerber is more than just his business partner.

    Cindy, why!

  59. celebiddy says

    Clooney of course. Sucking up to hillary by throwing a $300,000/plate fundraiser.

    No i would not give him a job.

  62. stolidog says

    George Clooney. Gee, what could his secret be?
    I would appoint him as a Diplomat to a European Country…Italy. Diplomats really are just large donors, usually.

  71. goose23 says

    George Clooney?

    If I were president his job would be to just stand in my office so I could stare at him all day 😉

  72. Jinkies says

    Actor: George Clooney ) He wants to be an Ambassador (probably for the U.K. since he already has a home there).

    I would never appoint Clooney for a job, if I were the U.S. President.

    • TheSalmon says

      He could easily be an ambassador. Has the charm, the connections, the brains and knowledge, and now, the perfect wife.
      But frankly, and I’ve said this before about his supposed political aspirations, I don’t know why he’d want to wade into that swamp when he already has such an amazing life.

  75. athena says

    Actor: George Clooney
    A job: other than pretending to be someone he’s not, what does he know how to do?

  80. mommagoosed says

    Actor: Clooney! (He’s gay.) Been donating lots of money to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

    Optional: I honestly think he would make a great ambassador, but unsure to where. Probably shouldn’t be anywhere that imprisons or executes homosexuals.

  81. bostonbratt says

    Actor – Clooney . Probably afraid a reveal of him being gay will be exposed .

    Would I give him a job? No, it would make me look like I was using celebrity to get money and votes.

  84. CountessLurkula says

    Clooney

    I’d appoint him Ambassador to the EU or a peace envoy with the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

  85. SouthJerseyGirl says

    George Clooney.

    He’s certainly as qualified to be a senator or governor as some of the clowns already in office. Not sure what job I’d give him though.

  88. lisako says

    George Clooney

    It’s a shame that hiding his sexuality would keep him from running for office. There’s a lot of good he could do (like w/ Darfur)

  93. gossipzillaisback says

    Actor: Clooney obviously. Big secret, probably he is not 100% straight.

    Optional: Yes, I’d give him a bl**job 🙂

  95. elliedee says

    Actor: George Clooney

    [Optional] If you were President, would you give him a job? Sure

    What job? Court Jester

  96. happiedazie says

    George Clooney

    I think it depends on who the President is. If it is someone that George has donated a lot of money too, people would begin to talk. If it were a President that did not have any real ties to George then maybe I would give him some type of a diplomatic position.

  103. JoshuaTree says

    George Clooney kissing up to Hillary despite favoring Bernie’s views.

    Him speaking at the Armenia genocide event there seemed like he was positioning himself for something political.

  104. HollySleuth says

    Actor: Clooney

    [Optional] If I was President, I’d have him lead a task force to study why so many actors and actress feel necessary to stay locked in the closet!

    • icantquityoularry says

      So much this. I swear the need for closeting is a fictitious monster of their own creation these days.

  105. annabelle77 says

    George Clooney. The secret is he’s gay. He’s looking for a job with Hillary. And I wouldn’t hire him, because he has no experience, and would be a huge distraction for the media and would interfere with the focus on more serious issues.

  106. moxiegumption says

    George Clooney. He’s even addressed running for public office in interviews, saying he would never do it. When asked why, he said “I’ve done everything. Everything. And drank the bong water.”

    There have been rumours about his sexuality forever, so that’s probably the secret.

    I don’t know if I’d give him a job. I only know his public image, but have no idea what he’s really like.

  108. Goodgrief says

    George Clooney cozying up to Hillary. I would give him a job, but have no idea what. Maybe my personal “assistant”.

  109. alexag says

    Actor: George Clooney
    Optional: I would give him a job; Minister of Sexy with Justin Timberlake as his assistant to find the said Sexy and bring it back.

  114. JerzeyJenn says

    Actor: Mark Wahlberg

    About a year ago which appeared to be out of nowhere he made this big deal petitioning in the middle of buiding his multi million $$ mansion to erase his past bad a** criminal history. Then multiple cozy FAMILY photos kept appearing. Its almost like he was getting all his ducks in a row for some reason. Now maybe this is why. I seriously dont follow him other than whats on daily blogs to know what political experience he has to know if he would be a good leader.

    • CanaryCry says

      Still like Marky Mark as an actor. He’s been disappointing in just about everything else.

      BTW: I think this could be him or Clooney.

  115. BeauSo says

    Mark Ruffalo? He has been big with the Bernie Sanders support and is always posting political stuff on his social media feeds. Not cray cray political stuff like Tim Robbins, but items that try to be serious and thoughtful.

    There are lots of jobs a president could give to someone who is an excellent communicator and persuader. So, maybe, if I agreed with the actor’s views and trusted his ability to stick to the program, I would consider appointing him to something.