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Playing To Your Fantasies

[Blind Gossip] When a a celebrity says one thing and then does the opposite, what should fans believe?

You should believe what he does.

Let’s say he claims that brunette women are his type. However, you notice that he has dated ten blonde women in a row. What is the truth?

Well, it means that he likes blondes… but wants to give brunette women (who constitute a large percentage of his fans) encouragement that he really cares about them. He wants to give them hope that he might like THEM someday! It doesn’t matter that it is a lie. He is playing to their fantasies. The younger the fan base, the more likely this tactic is to work.

Has our celebrity ever actually publicly dated a “brunette”?

No, he has never fancied that type of girl! Never will. He’s just saying it because he thinks it makes him look good. His fans love that sort of codswallop. There’s a big gap until [his next project] comes out. He needs to keep fans thinking about him. A few porkies now and then never hurt anyone.

Sorry, “brunette” fan girls! You are being played.

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  2. foo.forever says

    This is Zayn formerly of One Direction. He just said he prefers “fuller women,” yet dates a slew of anorexic models and skinny girls..

  3. MsOverstreet says

    Celebrity: Zayn Malik, saying he likes curvier gurls with chunk in the right places, but all of his ladies are rail thin.
    Have you ever fantasized about being with a celebrity? Has anyone NOT?

  4. vickyf89 says

    Zayn Malik saying he likes “fuller” women in his las interview with Billboard. He’s full of sh*t, as always.

  5. JohnCarson says

    Zayn Malik
    “brunette” = a “chunky” “fuller woman”, not the girls he actually dates

  6. Smudge says

    Celebrity: Zayn Malik and his comments today about liking ‘chunky’ girls. Which first of all, is such an insult to anyone who may be considered anything other than skinny. The more he says these kinds of things, the closer I feel we are to him finally disappearing from the news.

  10. BodyandSpirit says

    Zayn Malik, lol
    I totally believe he is also into Liam. I believe he is bisexual. He has the type, hasnt he?

  12. msknowitall says

    Zayn Malik- the self destructing “normal 22 year old” who is releasing his solo album in the Spring.
    “Brunette” in this case means “bigger girls” as he mentioned this in his Billboard article released today. He has never dated a bigger- or even average- size woman.

  14. 3dogday says

    Lol! Is this Zayn?? I saw a headline in passing about him liking “chubby” girls. My eyes got stuck in the back of my head for a few mins from a serious eye roll. If he thinks Gigi and Perrie are classified as “chubby” then he must think all that pot/whatever drug of the week he does is “healthy”

  20. darcy14 says

    Is this Zayn Malik?
    I’m confused – are ‘blonde’ and ‘brunette’ code words for stuff?

  21. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Chris Martin – Coldplay. Married and dating blondes. Plus, Codswallop is a British term.

  23. nudibee says

    Zayn Malik – that 1D kid.

    Article in today’s Daily Mail says he’s a chubby chaser and likes brunettes.

  25. sunshine702 says

    Zain Malik

    Sure dude we totally believe you like heavyset, burnette, and intellectual girls as you claimed. Bollocks.

    Nope people like Zain are too Vain.

  26. samsimons says

    Haha Zayn saying he likes ‘chunky’ girls…I thought it was complete bs when I read it, unless he was referring to girls with chunky asses and skinny everything elses

  27. cheefskiver says

    If this is meant to be Zayn be has dated brunettes. Rebecca Ferguson and Stephanie Davis are both brunette.

  30. OhHarryLovesLou says

    Zayn Malik said something about liking “chunky” girls in that billboard interview

  32. andyo115 says

    No idea who the celebrity is but i’ve only fantasized about Tom Hiddleston & Michael Fassbender…at the same time :). Although Benedict C. and Jake G. Can get it too #agirlcandream

  33. totskie says

    Someone from the Harry Potter world? Porkie sounds like portkey and codswallop is from the movie and books.

  34. Stackhouse says

    Zayn Malik. That’s not true, though, because he dated Rebecca Ferguson (who is mixed, i.e. a brunette) at the very start of his road to fame.

  38. carliess says

    zayn malik

    cluess – in the pic there’s a curvy girl, and he stated he likes girls who are a bit ‘chunky’ and brunettes.

  39. zereldalee says

    This is Zayn Malik who claimed in a new interview that he likes fuller figured women. Considering his ex Perrie Edwards and that he’s dating Gigi Hadid at the moment I think that might be a “porkie”.

  40. spookie says

    No idea who it is, but of course I’ve fantasized. When I was 14 I used to dream about dating Jude Law. Don’t judge me.

  42. SamanthaD says

    This is supposed to be Zayn Malik saying he likes chunkier girls? All of his public relationships are PR stunts, so there is no telling what is REAL type is.

  43. spookie says

    Oh wait, it’s Zayn Malik. I just read a thing quoting him saying he likes “chunky girls”. Of which there is basically ZERO evidence.

  44. hbeach says

    Louis Tomlinson. The one who likes girls with a little “meat” on them. Not a girl lover IRL and I’m sure he prefers his twinks thin.

  46. Mia444 says

    Ha! This must be that imbecile Zayn Malik who claimed to like chunky girls. He also claimed to like intellectual girls. Ooookay. The question is, why is anyone even still interested in what this has-been boy bander is into?

  48. iwonderhmm says

    Zayn “I like my girls a bit chunky” Malik. Apparently he woos chicks by cooking for them too? Yep, sure. Perrie and Gigi both look like big eaters to me… ;P

  51. kspeedian says

    Yeah I’m a little confused myself. Why is this referring to hair color but the picture and entire blind sounds like it’s talking about how he claimed to like bigger girls yet literally has only dated blonde girls with perfect bodies (I say “perfect” bc they’re not just skinny; they actually have boobs and butts that fit their size ON TOP of being super skinny lol hell, Gigi is known for being “too curvaceous” for a runway model to the point she released a statement on IG hahaha).

  52. kspeedian says

    Amen. The more times he opens his mouth, the more I believe that the blind insinuating that he suffers from bipolar (the less severe one, I forget if BPI or BPII is the “worse” one) and refuses to take any medication. Plus he just comes off as full of sh*t also if you ask me. Isn’t it so frustrating when someone is too conceited to realize how painfully transparent they are? He’s got a great voice, but I’ll be SHOCKED if he has a successful solo carreer TBH.

  54. AliekaZola says

    He’s dated a brunette before, a British singer Rebecca Ferguson. She wasn’t anorexic skinny either.

  55. YoGo8c says

    Zayn Malik.

    I thought people were well aware by now that everything these phonies say and do is for the Twitter crowd to coo over.

    Fans have long been micromanaged down to the last detail by the celebs social media teams. It’s ridiculous. And Zayn looks as bombed out and uninterested as he did in 1D.

  58. Ladieu says

    yes, blonde = thin, brunette=”chubby”, he was quoted saying he likes “chunky” girls, Gigi is hardly “chunky”, she’s what, a uk size 6 – us size 2???

  59. spookie says

    Codswallop is a British term in general, and Porkie is obviously referring not only to lying but to fat girls.

  62. taracu says

    Zayn Malik saying he likes girls “chunky.. In the right areas”.
    I don’t think this is hypocritical. He likes slim girls with [email protected] and a$$.
    I looked at pics and both Gigi and Perrie are curvy. That’s all he means, he doesn’t like the toothpick figurr

  63. angelhair says

    I immediately thought of Zayn’s interview, but the blind confuses me. He was talking about body shape not hair colour. In fairness, Gigi may be small in size and tall, but her body shape is curvy. Some of his other exes have been bigger and curvier in size as well, like Rebecca Ferguson.

  64. Raoul Duke says

    I don’t have a guess, I just want to say whoever drew that illustration did a great job.

  65. bicarbonat says

    Ace is using “brunette” as a code for heavier/fat women – based on the analogy that brunette:blonde :: fat:thin
    The blind is solely about how this singer [let’s say Zayn, since I haven’t a clue] sings about liking BBW to get more girls to follow his career, but he’s not at all attracted to big girls.

    Rebecca Ferguson ain’t big, i.e. she’s his real type.

  66. Stackhouse says

    Yes, but they also mentioned other attributes, and Rebecca Ferguson was also not a stick thin model. She was a completely normal girl body wise, slim on the fuller side. So, his type is NOT necessarily solely skinny blonde women, do you now realize that what I mentioned was relevant to the topic at hand?

  67. meowmeow says

    I’m not commenting on who this is (I have no idea), but on the “fuller” statement. Perhaps this person does like a fuller figured woman (I don’t know one man who likes thin women), but the women he dates are actually the pretend part. A fake relationship with someone newsworthy is probably the only thing that keeps most of these “flavour of the month” types from extinction. p.s. For the record, I would never date a thin man – I like a man with meat on his bones.