
They Will be Dragging Out the Divorce

Famous Guy Doesn’t Want You to Know Him
Comedy Star Excited by His Own Catch Phrase
BG 12345: Yes?
Unclear on the Concept of Parenting Teenagers

She Was Taking in the Fresh Air in Atlantic City

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StarMagazine – Which world-famous hottie will only hook up with women who don’t know who he is? At a recent bash, one babe played along, only to be dismissed when she let his real name slip.
PopBitch – Which huge 90s comedy star wasn’t just a star of the TV screen – he also had a special treat for his partner? On special occasions he’d agree to proclaim his famous catch-phrase, as he came on his partner’s face.
BlindGossip – Can we get 10 “YES” votes in 10 minutes?
NWMagazine – Which has-been starlet is willing to do literally anything to get a role? Apparently she’s calling up male casting agents and giving them a heads-up about her many and varied talents.
NYDaily News – Which married hot tamale of an actress has three boyfriends on the side? One is rich, one is pretty and one is a rough-and-tumble Oscar nominee.
NYDailyNews – Which male music diva kicked a billionaire out of his house — just because he put his dirty feet on a pristine white couch?