EOnline – We toss aroun
d the word celebrity here at Awful Truth, about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality. That said, there’s a celeb in town by the name of Lucretia Johnson, whose talent is, uh, questionable, at best. And the poor gal’s also currently getting raked over the rumor coals for possibly being preggers. And, trust, in a town that wants to skewer folks (mainly women) for being a half-ounce over weight, that’s pretty scandalous stuff. Shouldn’t be, but it is. And guess what? [Read more…] about Why Lucretia is a Bloated Babe
He is a Clean Super Freak
StarMagazine – Whi
ch Hollywood movie star funnyman is hooked on colonics? He’s such a freak about health and hygiene that he has a specialist come to his LA home two to three times a month to perform the body-cleansing procedure.
Where the Actor Buries His Treasure
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rly A-list-in-his-day Actor is going to make some treasure hunters very happy [Read more…] about Where the Actor Buries His Treasure
One of These BFFs Wants Out
BuzzFoto – These celebrity BFF’s have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they’re good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It’s bound to get out soon because we’re hearing about it. 439
Baby Baby Baby Thanksgiving
BlindGossip – Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn’t surprising given that she hasn’t had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn’t wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She’ll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it’s a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival.
Actress Breaks Up with Grabby Guy
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e two television stars recently announced their split. What they didn’t say was why they ended their off-screen romance. It is because [Read more…] about Actress Breaks Up with Grabby Guy
Why These Sisters Are Estranged
BuzzFoto – This very classy A-lister who is older is estranged with [sic] her sister. It’s because she, the A-lister, has slept with her sister’s first and second husbands! 437
Off Screen Antics Result in On Screen Fade
BlindGossip – Some actors just push it and push it with their off-screen antics. If you are Charlie Sheen – who is the lead on a successful sitcom that makes a lot of money – you can get away with it. But if you are an unpopular character on a television show that is past its prime, you are replaceable. This young actress has pushed her luck one too many times, and if she has a hard time landing new roles (which she might), she may wind up just having been a flash in the pan. Her character isn’t being killed off, or fired, or even written off. She’s just going to fade away via fewer lines and fewer episodes. The actress is upset about it, but we don’t even know who she can turn to, as she hasn’t made many friends in the industry.
SOLVED!
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Harry Potter Actor is a Secret Father
UPDATED!
PostSecret – Someone sent in a Harry Potter postcard with the following statement:
One of these men is the father of the most amazing little girl in the world. He’s never met her, he never will. He probably can’t even remember my name.
UPDATED!
Blondie Needs the Female Viagra
StarMagazine – Which blonde reality star is taking LibiGel, the female equivalent of Viagra, to stimulate her libido? After two kids and tons of work projects, she has little sex drive. Now she’s found a solution to keep herself and her husband happy, even though he doesn’t know.