Blinders –
Happy Monday! We have lots of new gossip items, so you’re getting a BG12345 today! We’ll start at about 1:30 pm EDT today. Enjoy!
Love, BG
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Oscar Moms And Dressing Rooms
[Village Voice] Which Oscar-nominated actress’s mother tried out for the part of her daughter’s character’s mother in a bomb comedy and didn’t get it? (Not convincing enough?) What did the daughter nobly say when she realized her dressing room was smaller than her blond co-star’s? (Free answer: ‘I can use the animosity for the part. We’re supposed to hate each other.’)
Shafterella Leaves the Evil Conniving to Others
[EOnline] Shafterella Shoshstein and Cruella St. Shackles really should make a movie together. After all, these two mega-manipulators are made for each other!
A new version of Thelma & Louise, maybe? Nah, a remake of Black Swan would be better, with Shafterella playing the crafty Natalie Portman part, and Cruella going for Winona Ryder’s tragic, aging diva character.
But, dolls, we are way off topic here, which is to report that real-life power manipulator Shafterella has been corralling her friends to… [Read more…] about Shafterella Leaves the Evil Conniving to Others
What This Pop Star Really Smells Like
[VillageVoice] Which pop star whose shtick is acting skanky really is? (In fact, sources swear she smells like a kettle of rotten fish.)
Diva Disses Oprah
[NationalEnquirer] This A-list celebrity – who’s been on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” many, many times – refused to show up for the queen of talk’s send-off spectacle. The award-winning entertainer was asked to sing something for the special event, but Miss Diva didn’t want to share the stage with so many other “lesser” stars.
BG12345: Friday
Blondie Goes For The Hat Trick
[TheNationalEnquirer] Which young blonde starlet is getting more buzz about her sexual encounters on movie sets than her acting ability? The TV-star-turned-film actress has slept with actors on two of her last films, and now she’s visiting the trailer of her latest co-star.
HBO Star Visits Thailand
[BuzzFoto] This HBO actor allegedly likes to visit br*thels in Thailand when he travels abroad. And we’re talking the kind that employs really shady practices like human trafficking. The rumor is that he is aware of the injustices, and really just doesn’t care. 552
Hot Tight End Is a Big Old Gay
[VillageVoice] Which extremely hot athlete-turned-actor is a big old gay, and not at all a tight end about it?
Designer Drives Up The Price
[VillageVoice] Which seasoned designer who goes to South America upsets some of the sauna-going locals because, as one of them told me, ‘He makes the price of the rent boys go up from $20 to over $100?