[Blind Gossip] This female singer loves publicity more than she loves singing. That’s why she enters one relationship after another. The guys don’t even have to be a celebrity. The important thing is that they help her maintain her image. That’s why she is always sinking her claws into a new man five minutes after the last one. No need to let pesky details like divorce papers get in the way!
We feel bad for her latest “conquest,” a male singer. Even though he has watched his friends go through fake relationships, there were contracts in place for those couplings, and the pairs were more evenly matched. However, in this case, our male singer has been lured in by a man eater with an agenda. He doesn’t even realize that he is being used!
Now here’s the funniest part (or the saddest part): He thinks she really loves him!
Oh, honey! It’s not you she loves. It’s the publicity. You should find yourself someone more genuine. And younger.
Similar: The Fill In The Blank Relationship
[Optional] Who should he be dating?
Female Singer: Cheryl Ann Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini
Male Singer: Liam Payne
We told you back in March that Cheryl, 33, was determined to make One Direction’s Liam Payne, 23 her next conquest… and that Liam was falling for it!
They first met in 2008, when Liam was only 14 years old and auditioning for X Factor. Cheryl was a member of Girls Aloud and one of the judges. She was already a professional singer and a celebrity. Liam was smitten.
Nine years and a couple of marriages later, Cheryl was looking around for some fresh blood. Poor Liam Payne was still young and dumb. He was emotionally vulnerable, with both the end of One Direction and the beginning of a solo career with which to contend.
Cheryl saw the opportunity to swoop in and play the older, wiser friend and confidante. Liam didn’t stand a chance.
Cheryl loves Liam the same way she loved Ashley Cole. She loves him the same way she loved Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini.
We mourn the end of One Direction.
We mourn the loss of Liam’s innocence.
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