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[Blind Gossip] This female celebrity got married in the past couple of months.

While her new husband is successful and may look handsome from the outside, he has one grooming issue that her friends are griping about.

Worst. Breath. Ever! I don’t know what the deal is, but his teeth are yellow and gross up close and he smells like rotten eggs. One of our friends hinted that he might want to go to the dentist for a teeth cleaning before his wedding (you know, because there would be so many photos taken), but he just brushed it off.

Yellow teeth and bad breath? Yuck.

Similar: Crusty Singer

Bride:

[Optional] Have you ever commented to someone about their oral hygiene? What did you say? How did they react?

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  6. Laughing1 says

    Jason Momoa? Given the related blind about Kenny Kravitz…… he was married to Lisa Bonet, and she married Momoa last year.

    • Laughing1 says

      Well, I neglected to see the wedding was in the past several months, so changing my guess to maybe Brad Falchuk and Gwyneth Paltrow?

  16. aaaPanda says

    Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers. I am only guessing it is them because of the time frame and because he kind of semi smiles in the photos, a long way from the wide grin showing every brilliantly white capped tooth that is common in the US.

    I would not comment to someone about their oral hygiene unless I knew them very well and it was something easily fixed, like they have something stuck to/in their teeth.

  17. chicagofix says

    I’m guessing Vanessa Paradis because she married this year and dated Kravitz from the linked blind.

  19. isleparadise says

    He guy in the picture looks like Amy Schumer’s husband but his teeth don’t look that bad so I’m guessing Emily Ratajkowski and her husband, Sebastian Bear-McClard

  22. annabelle77 says

    If this is Brad Falchuk and Goop, it’s hilarious. She is so neurotic about everything being perfect, though, that I’m sure she has him exercising, dieting, and surgically recalibrated to exact specifications.

  24. Sleepyandconfused says

    Gwyneth

    I did and I tried to be very delicate about it which didn’t help. Nothing has changed.

  25. SooWrong says

    Total guess here….gwyneths husband? Can’t remember his name though.

    I’ve never told someone that their breath stunk, unless they ste a friend. And I always did it nicely, like in a joking manner. Usually works