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July 21, 2016 Blind Gossip

socks 1[Pop Bitch] Which Oscar-nominated actor is a big fan of a sexual practice known as “dry-socketing”? He likes his ladies good and dry down there for added friction. His preferred method of… ahem, “dehumidifying” his lady friends is by plopping a sock on the end of his chap and sending it up there a few times before commencing properly.

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  1. wfreshie says

    July 29, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    the man is selfish and it sounds painful for the woman…god I hope the sock is clean

  2. ILoveNutella says

    July 28, 2016 at 7:31 am

    I don’t care who this guy is. He could be an A lister or the hottest guy in the world but if any man tried this on me. I would donk them in the head and they would not be getting anything.

  3. Winky Vitalic says

    July 22, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Jude Law.

  4. MLBfan says

    July 22, 2016 at 1:30 pm

    Once again, no idea who this is, but I’m amazed at what women will allow famous guys to do to them in sexual situations. This is just gross, painful and humiliating. How young & dumb would you have to be to go along with this? If a partner of mine tried to make love to me with a sock on his d**k, he’d be out on his a** on the pavement and I’d be ordering a pizza and texting all my friends about what a sick f**k he was.

  5. CrankyGirl1 says

    July 22, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Jude Law.

    And absolutely not.

  6. thekatsclaws says

    July 22, 2016 at 6:16 am

    I have no idea who this is. I learn something sexually new from BG every week, lol! And as for would I give it a try, absolutely not, that sounds painful and you would be sore for a while afterwards. You could tear, get infections, it would feel like you were having sex with sandpaper. It is making my eyes water just thinking about it.

  7. beccablue says

    July 22, 2016 at 4:02 am

    I’ve never heard of this method, but I don’t like to judge people for their kinks. Hopefully the girl he picks likes it too otherwise I don’t see how this can work. If he just used a condom, would that help him feel less wet? He might want to try using a fleshlight, too. They have ones with cool designs. He can use one by himself or he can have the girl use one on him. There’s probably lots of toys out there.

    • beccablue says

      July 22, 2016 at 4:13 am

      I also want to add he can try this: wear the sock around your chap, have the girl hold your chap firmly or tightly in her hands, then have her give you a handjob while you thrust or move up and down. Adjust speed, pressure and movements to your liking. You can still touch the girl and do things the girl likes as well, to keep things balanced.

    • beccablue says

      July 22, 2016 at 4:20 am

      You could even wear a condom and put a sock over it, then do the handjob. If you think it’ll make things extra tight/dry. Or a slightly tighter sock over a slightly larger sock to see if that works. Or heck, go crazy and get some cashmere or silk socks, it might imitate the feel of vaginal walls better, unless you just like normal socks for the friction.

  8. vodkabarbie says

    July 22, 2016 at 2:18 am

    ^THIS. I hope this gets solved because I wanna know who this selfish prick with the tiny penis and zero bedroom skills is.

  9. m0m0ntherun says

    July 21, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    He probably needs added friction to make up for his pencil D**K!!

  10. artistsnow says

    July 21, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    hahahaha.

    Not ONE women here can even IMAGINE what dry socking would be like without cringing.

    NO NO NO, lubrication is king. Leave dry humping to the camels.

  11. GreerDear says

    July 21, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Couldn’t have said it better myself! ?

  12. CynDecker says

    July 21, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    My guess is Jake Gyllenhaal. He is oscar nominated for Brokeback Mountain. Clue = Chap. Cowboys wear chaps.

    Sounds painful and very selfish.

  13. northofyou says

    July 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    No idea who this is, but I believe he must be very small to need this in order to get off. How very sad.

  14. mamacita3 says

    July 21, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    Dry-socking???? What the……??!

  15. melrose71 says

    July 21, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    So I guess he doesn’t care if she doesn’t enjoy it? He must be a sadistic jerk. I don’t think any woman would like this, but maybe I’m wrong. Don’t know who it is and frankly, I wonder if he ever sleeps with the same woman more than once.

  16. bullterrier70 says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    Matthew McConaughey haha, I honestly do not know, the socks being stars and stripes it must be an American.

  17. blablabla123 says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  18. Nataliexyz says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    I don’t know who, but this sounds selfish for him and painful for her.

  19. flushingdrycement says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    not good for women

  20. parkland45 says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    First of all, that cannot be pain-free for a woman. Secondly, I have no idea who this self-absorbed creep is.

  21. QubbuQ says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    OMG NO! That’s terrible. I’ll bet he only gets a gal once for that. After one time I can’t imagine anyone letting him do that again. ouch. Also, great way to give abrasions and therefore STD’s or at the very least a nasty yeast infection to his conquest. Ladies, just say No!
    No idea who he is but he must have a small dick to need to do that. Literally. Why else would be need more friction unless his weenie was too small to feel anything the regular way.

    • QubbuQ says

      July 21, 2016 at 4:22 pm

      Terrence Howard

  22. Mia444 says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    Oh brother. Never heard of this. Does it dawn on this d**k (literally and figuratively) that dryness down there is VERY uncomfortable for the woman during sex? Juding by his bedroom skills, I’m guessing his ladyfriends are already plenty dry around him anyway. Save the socks.

  23. Ohmysmh says

    July 21, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    idk
    but hell no

  24. dynamodavid says

    July 21, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Ugh!

    No, I won’t be dry f**k!ng at all.

  25. CevansLeftpec2 says

    July 21, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    Idk who he is but he’s a d*ck. It hurts like hell when someone goes in dry or I’m not properly ‘humidified’ down there, forget having a socked * shoved up my cooch.

  26. Lilibet says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    I would never try that, because it leads to injury for the woman.

  27. Miss Marple says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Sounds like Ralph Fiennes. He’s a known kinky b@5t@rd

  28. HotTeacher88 says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Dude. Just try a contraceptive sponge. And hell, no, ain’t no sock going anywhere but my feet.

  29. Miss Marple says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Why?

  30. modelle18 says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    That sounds effing painful – no thanks

  31. elliedee says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    What woman would even allow this??? Whoever this guy is should have a pencil covered in sandpaper shoved up his willy so he can see what “dehumidifying” feels like.

    • blablabla123 says

      July 22, 2016 at 3:05 pm

      I’m guessing this is one of the guys who only date really young girls in hopes that they won’t have the guts to protest ..

  32. PhoenixRising says

    July 21, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Good grief! Just when I thought I had heard everything, this had to invade my consciousness. I just hope that very soon, I won’t even remember that I read this.

  33. wildaz says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Actor: I might have guessed Leo but they finally just gave him an Oscar.

    Uh no. Owwwww!

  34. prissy says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Oh hell no what a selfish lover, so he gets pleasure but the female must feel pain and discomfort? Gtfoh

  35. prinny says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    oh my God!!! This sounds excruciating!!

    Is someone suggested trying this with me I would tell them to f*&k the sock instead.

    Don’t have a guess as to who this is, but talk about having no care at all for the lady. Dry sex is painful.

    • srd0909 says

      July 22, 2016 at 2:29 pm

      I love your comment!!? I agree

    • blablabla123 says

      July 22, 2016 at 3:03 pm

      Hahaha, agreed!

  36. MiaSophia says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    I truly have no idea but ouch! This sounds incredibly painful for the woman. And on further thought–the man, too. People come up with the the strangest ways to ruin sex.

  37. quickchick says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Ouch. And no.

    For me the clue was too vague for me to hazard a guess as to the identity of the actor.

  38. Parade says

    July 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Those practicing this behavior have impotence issues. Need: Therapy.

  39. andyo115 says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Wait-what did i just read? ?

  40. sxeminivan says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT Ok i almost spit out my coffee at this one. HAHAHAHA. WTF! And no, won’t be trying at home!! Ouch?!

  41. Cindylouwho says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    I don’t know who it is but Yikes! Ouch! No, I won’t be trying this at home!

  42. ninanicole says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    What the actual f? Idk but I wouldn’t care who he is..there is no way.

  43. hrhfedup says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    Well as long as it’s good for him…asshole. That is painful for a female.

  44. huhwhoami says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    Judging by the socks :stars and stripes , this is an american? Nominated but not won?

  45. riotdontdiet says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    This is incredibly painful for the woman involved. I hope no one in her right mind allows this!

  46. jonty30 says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Sounds painful

  47. Jealous Much says

    July 21, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    That’s horrid…

  48. celebiddy says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Wtfffffffffffffff

  49. SouthJerseyGirl says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Don’t know who he is but he’s a horrible person.

  50. Molly7111 says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Don’t know who this is, but I don’t think many women would agree to this. That would be painful.

  51. Realistic says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:50 am

    I have no idea who that is but that sounds absolutely painful.

  52. Moonpie says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:49 am

    Eww. What about her selfish idiot.

  53. camellia says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:43 am

    I have no idea who it could be, but that sounds absolutely awful for the woman

  54. My2Brows says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:29 am

    What. The. Holy. Hell.

    • annabelle77 says

      July 21, 2016 at 10:57 pm

      Exactly. You CANNOT make this sh*t up. I put this in the same category as people who have sex with animals. “Shudders”.

  55. Synapse3 says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:23 am

    Darn! I don’t know who it is, but to say whoever it is is a idiot!

  56. KlaireBear says

    July 21, 2016 at 11:04 am

    Oh dear lord…. no idea but that just sounds painful.

  57. nutella2683 says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:51 am

    Orlando bloom

  58. katheryn says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:50 am

    Don’t care to know who this is but who would sleep with someone like this and wouldn’t it be painful for the woman?!?!?!!? Sick puppies out there.

  59. MommyPalooza says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:43 am

    This is so gross. And ouch.

    Someone British?

  60. Sandy24 says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:42 am

    Ewww no! OUCH! Whoever it is they seriously don’t care about their partner’s pleasure or comfort

  61. JerzeyJenn says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:38 am

    Eww Ouch Stupid!! Im assuming no condom…so not to be vulgar..use your imagination…Way to catch/spread diseases even more easily! Dumb as*

  62. Blake90 says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:24 am

    That sounds extremely uncomfortable and probably painful for the woman!

  63. Dancing with Mr D says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Don’t know the actor, but I wouldn’t let a sock near me. I don’t like dry humps!

  64. Shadow_Queen152 says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Hmmm… This may well be Michael Fassbender. He’s a Ladies man and he’s suave but comes off as k*nky to me especially after he did the movie “Shame” which is about a man struggling with s** addiction.

    He was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for 12 Years a Slave

  65. oldstephens says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Jjeez talk about unclean.

    What woman would even allow this??

  66. Camila says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Isn’t that painful? There is a reason for lubrication.

    • thisisannoying says

      July 21, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      This sounds horrifying, I mean no lubrication is painful enough! And the name – like that problem you are at risk of with wisdom teeth removals..

  67. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:06 am

    Oh dear lord no. And I thought the who indian warpaint with menstrual blood was the nuttiest thing I had heard.

    • PizzaDog says

      July 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      I’m pretty sure the menstrual blood blind still takes the cake of all sex blinds everywhere in the history of the universe for the rest of eternity.

    • NativeAtlantaGirl says

      July 22, 2016 at 4:13 am

      Yeah, but I have learned creepy kinky stuff from this site in the past month…

  68. True007 says

    July 21, 2016 at 10:02 am

    James Franco
    No. Sounds painful.

    • lagally says

      July 21, 2016 at 6:33 pm

      It’s Leonardo di Caprio

    • Vampira says

      July 22, 2016 at 5:41 am

      DiCaprio is an Oscar winner, not just a nominee

    • PrincessTiff says

      July 22, 2016 at 2:03 pm

      He won Best Actor for The Revenant

    • Katmandu says

      July 22, 2016 at 8:25 am

      Is this really a ‘thing’? Not that I keep up with weirdness, but I never heard of this, other than ‘going in dry’ ! ……. Don’t know who it is. I would imagine celebrities do their humping while higher than ballz on a wide variety of legal or illegal substances, so maybe the woman just shrugs, numbs herself, and allows it in order to get some celebrity perks. Sometimes you have to suffer to make it in this life, and it beats staring into a computer screen at a cube farm all day.

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