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socks 1[Pop Bitch] Which Oscar-nominated actor is a big fan of a sexual practice known as “dry-socketing”? He likes his ladies good and dry down there for added friction. His preferred method of… ahem, “dehumidifying” his lady friends is by plopping a sock on the end of his chap and sending it up there a few times before commencing properly.

Similar: No Strings Attached

Actor:

[Optional] Will you be trying this at home?

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  2. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    Oh dear lord no. And I thought the who indian warpaint with menstrual blood was the nuttiest thing I had heard.

  5. Shadow_Queen152 says

    Hmmm… This may well be Michael Fassbender. He’s a Ladies man and he’s suave but comes off as k*nky to me especially after he did the movie “Shame” which is about a man struggling with s** addiction.

    He was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for 12 Years a Slave

  6. Dancing with Mr D says

    Don’t know the actor, but I wouldn’t let a sock near me. I don’t like dry humps!

  8. JerzeyJenn says

    Eww Ouch Stupid!! Im assuming no condom…so not to be vulgar..use your imagination…Way to catch/spread diseases even more easily! Dumb as*

  9. Sandy24 says

    Ewww no! OUCH! Whoever it is they seriously don’t care about their partner’s pleasure or comfort

  11. katheryn says

    Don’t care to know who this is but who would sleep with someone like this and wouldn’t it be painful for the woman?!?!?!!? Sick puppies out there.

  19. Molly7111 says

    Don’t know who this is, but I don’t think many women would agree to this. That would be painful.

  24. riotdontdiet says

    This is incredibly painful for the woman involved. I hope no one in her right mind allows this!

  25. huhwhoami says

    Judging by the socks :stars and stripes , this is an american? Nominated but not won?

  29. sxeminivan says

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT Ok i almost spit out my coffee at this one. HAHAHAHA. WTF! And no, won’t be trying at home!! Ouch?!

  32. quickchick says

    Ouch. And no.

    For me the clue was too vague for me to hazard a guess as to the identity of the actor.

  33. MiaSophia says

    I truly have no idea but ouch! This sounds incredibly painful for the woman. And on further thought–the man, too. People come up with the the strangest ways to ruin sex.

  34. prinny says

    oh my God!!! This sounds excruciating!!

    Is someone suggested trying this with me I would tell them to f*&k the sock instead.

    Don’t have a guess as to who this is, but talk about having no care at all for the lady. Dry sex is painful.

  35. prissy says

    Oh hell no what a selfish lover, so he gets pleasure but the female must feel pain and discomfort? Gtfoh

  36. wildaz says

    Actor: I might have guessed Leo but they finally just gave him an Oscar.

    Uh no. Owwwww!

  37. PhoenixRising says

    Good grief! Just when I thought I had heard everything, this had to invade my consciousness. I just hope that very soon, I won’t even remember that I read this.

  38. elliedee says

    What woman would even allow this??? Whoever this guy is should have a pencil covered in sandpaper shoved up his willy so he can see what “dehumidifying” feels like.

  41. HotTeacher88 says

    Dude. Just try a contraceptive sponge. And hell, no, ain’t no sock going anywhere but my feet.

  44. CevansLeftpec2 says

    Idk who he is but he’s a d*ck. It hurts like hell when someone goes in dry or I’m not properly ‘humidified’ down there, forget having a socked * shoved up my cooch.

  47. Mia444 says

    Oh brother. Never heard of this. Does it dawn on this d**k (literally and figuratively) that dryness down there is VERY uncomfortable for the woman during sex? Juding by his bedroom skills, I’m guessing his ladyfriends are already plenty dry around him anyway. Save the socks.

  48. QubbuQ says

    OMG NO! That’s terrible. I’ll bet he only gets a gal once for that. After one time I can’t imagine anyone letting him do that again. ouch. Also, great way to give abrasions and therefore STD’s or at the very least a nasty yeast infection to his conquest. Ladies, just say No!
    No idea who he is but he must have a small dick to need to do that. Literally. Why else would be need more friction unless his weenie was too small to feel anything the regular way.

  50. parkland45 says

    First of all, that cannot be pain-free for a woman. Secondly, I have no idea who this self-absorbed creep is.

  54. bullterrier70 says

    Matthew McConaughey haha, I honestly do not know, the socks being stars and stripes it must be an American.

  55. melrose71 says

    So I guess he doesn’t care if she doesn’t enjoy it? He must be a sadistic jerk. I don’t think any woman would like this, but maybe I’m wrong. Don’t know who it is and frankly, I wonder if he ever sleeps with the same woman more than once.

  57. northofyou says

    No idea who this is, but I believe he must be very small to need this in order to get off. How very sad.

  58. CynDecker says

    My guess is Jake Gyllenhaal. He is oscar nominated for Brokeback Mountain. Clue = Chap. Cowboys wear chaps.

    Sounds painful and very selfish.

  60. PizzaDog says

    I’m pretty sure the menstrual blood blind still takes the cake of all sex blinds everywhere in the history of the universe for the rest of eternity.

  62. artistsnow says

    hahahaha.

    Not ONE women here can even IMAGINE what dry socking would be like without cringing.

    NO NO NO, lubrication is king. Leave dry humping to the camels.

  64. thisisannoying says

    This sounds horrifying, I mean no lubrication is painful enough! And the name – like that problem you are at risk of with wisdom teeth removals..

  65. annabelle77 says

    Exactly. You CANNOT make this sh*t up. I put this in the same category as people who have sex with animals. “Shudders”.

  66. vodkabarbie says

    ^THIS. I hope this gets solved because I wanna know who this selfish prick with the tiny penis and zero bedroom skills is.

  67. beccablue says

    I’ve never heard of this method, but I don’t like to judge people for their kinks. Hopefully the girl he picks likes it too otherwise I don’t see how this can work. If he just used a condom, would that help him feel less wet? He might want to try using a fleshlight, too. They have ones with cool designs. He can use one by himself or he can have the girl use one on him. There’s probably lots of toys out there.

  68. beccablue says

    I also want to add he can try this: wear the sock around your chap, have the girl hold your chap firmly or tightly in her hands, then have her give you a handjob while you thrust or move up and down. Adjust speed, pressure and movements to your liking. You can still touch the girl and do things the girl likes as well, to keep things balanced.

  69. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    Yeah, but I have learned creepy kinky stuff from this site in the past month…

  70. beccablue says

    You could even wear a condom and put a sock over it, then do the handjob. If you think it’ll make things extra tight/dry. Or a slightly tighter sock over a slightly larger sock to see if that works. Or heck, go crazy and get some cashmere or silk socks, it might imitate the feel of vaginal walls better, unless you just like normal socks for the friction.

  72. thekatsclaws says

    I have no idea who this is. I learn something sexually new from BG every week, lol! And as for would I give it a try, absolutely not, that sounds painful and you would be sore for a while afterwards. You could tear, get infections, it would feel like you were having sex with sandpaper. It is making my eyes water just thinking about it.

  73. Katmandu says

    Is this really a ‘thing’? Not that I keep up with weirdness, but I never heard of this, other than ‘going in dry’ ! ……. Don’t know who it is. I would imagine celebrities do their humping while higher than ballz on a wide variety of legal or illegal substances, so maybe the woman just shrugs, numbs herself, and allows it in order to get some celebrity perks. Sometimes you have to suffer to make it in this life, and it beats staring into a computer screen at a cube farm all day.

  75. MLBfan says

    Once again, no idea who this is, but I’m amazed at what women will allow famous guys to do to them in sexual situations. This is just gross, painful and humiliating. How young & dumb would you have to be to go along with this? If a partner of mine tried to make love to me with a sock on his d**k, he’d be out on his a** on the pavement and I’d be ordering a pizza and texting all my friends about what a sick f**k he was.

  79. blablabla123 says

    I’m guessing this is one of the guys who only date really young girls in hopes that they won’t have the guts to protest ..

  81. ILoveNutella says

    I don’t care who this guy is. He could be an A lister or the hottest guy in the world but if any man tried this on me. I would donk them in the head and they would not be getting anything.

  82. wfreshie says

    the man is selfish and it sounds painful for the woman…god I hope the sock is clean