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Floppy Chili

[Blind Gossip] This floppy-haired lad hasn’t had a girlfriend – or should we say  “girlfriend” – in over a year.

Yet, amazingly, the very day a big project drops, so does the news that he’s dating a tall, beautiful blonde woman!

Wow! What a coincidence!

You’re not fooled, are you? She is about as likely to be Floppy’s girlfriend as that singer. Or that model who pretended to be his girlfriend despite her real “preferences.”

Yes, it’s fake, but they get on well and they could both use the the publicity for their projects.

We don’t know exactly how long this fake relationship is going to last, but they could have fun in the meantime just doing the simple things.

Maybe they could go see the new Baywatch movie together and watch Zac Efron run around shirtless at the beach.

Yummy!

Or maybe they could go to lunch. He could order the chicken, and she could order the chili. Or they could both have chicken in chili.

Yummy!

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Floppy:

Singer Ex:

Model Ex:

Clues:

[Optional] How long will this relationship last?

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  1. icantquityoularry says

    Amazing that it was written plainly for you guys this time and ya’ll still don’t get that it’s “Chicken in Chile”. (they were celebrating a kg of coke attained in the next country they were going to and little naive girls have got this wording wrong for years)

    Harry/Swift/Kendall/Tess Ward

    Optional: who the * is tess ward?

    Also Larries stop pettily bullying her that behaviour gross af just leave these narrative ladies alone FOR REAL. This is why they can’t publicly date…

  2. ShutupMeg says

    Harry Styles.
    ….but what is his appeal exactly? He looks worse tha R Patz as a vampire on heroin. I just dont get it. He looks like a waling herpes commercial. Seriously, …is he ok???

  3. aaaUmWtf says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor swift
    Kendall Jenner
    It’ll last until promo is over. For his album and movie. So three to six months depending on if he needs the promo for his tour.
    Personally I think he’d be better out. He wouldn’t have to worry about beards and he’d be able to be himself. But it’s Hollywood.

  4. SkySky1997 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner

    Clues: Fooled like 1D’s song Fools gold and his boyfriend Louis and his saying chicken in chili

    [Optional] How long will this relationship last? It will last as long as it needs to, but it’s obvious Harry’s is gay and I think he only stays closeted because louis doesn’t want to come out

  5. mrsjaymack says

    Floppy: harry styles dating tess ward (thanks, google!)

    Singer Ex: taylor swift

    Model Ex: cara delevigne

    Clues: no idea about the chili references, but i got the cara delevigne clues, which led me to harry. and, of course, the hair clues.

  6. Pearl_Br says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Girlfrien: Tess Ward

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Model Ex: Kendal Jenner

  7. Jelly Drop says

    Harry Stiles

    Swifty

    Kendall Jenner

    Food – new beard is a chef/blogger named Tess Ward.

  8. sunshine702 says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    ?
    Dating Naked Chef chick.

    Clues – floppy and food

  9. elphie says

    Joe Jonas ‘dating’ the girl from Game of Thrones…does he have a CD coming out?

  10. coffeeandmilk says

    wow, this is so subtle. ?
    floppy: harry styles
    singer: swifty
    model: kendall jenner
    clues: floppy haired lad; “big”=big time rush; “fooled”=fools gold; “simple things”=little things; “chicken in chili”=the infamous video of zayn & louis yelling about “chicken in chile” (aka copious amounts of cocaine).

  11. missbelly says

    Just as I expected.
    Harry Styles for sure.
    Very predictable…
    T Swift
    Kendall Jenner

    • missbelly says

      So many clues:
      Floppy-haired lad
      Little “simple” things
      Chicken in chili
      …

  12. carriebradshaw says

    Floppy:Harry Styles

    Singer Ex:Taylor Swift

    Model Ex:Kendall Jenner

    his new girlfriend is some britisch model/food blogger.

  13. Visha85 says

    Floppy: Harry styles

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Model Ex: Kendal Jenner

    [Optional] How long will this relationship last? 6 months

  14. sfgirl42 says

    Chicken in Chile! Great clue – have never forgotten that because I did not know what “chicken” meant. One Direction dude who was filmed in the car talking about scoring drugs when he was in South America.

  17. bxckground says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer Ex: TSwift

    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner

    Clues: “floppy haired lad”, new project (something about a new song, i dont remember)

    How long will this relationship last?: for as long as she can handle the hate from the fans

  19. hrtless girl says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift
    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner
    Clues: lad, simple things, chicken and chilli (maybe I’m reading too much into this and this are not clues lol).

  20. CyndiTx123 says

    Harry Stiles

    Taylor Swift ex and model Cara Delevengne

    it will last as long as it’s fun for them….

    lad makes me think british and floppy as in Harry….his hair was floppy….

  22. craicmehappy says

    Harry Styles

    Taylor Swift

    Kendall Jenner

    Why does everyone think Harry is gay? There are plenty of accounts of him hooking up with female fans.

    • aaaUmWtf says

      We don’t know if he’s gay or not. We just know he’s not straight.

  23. Ramalama says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer Ex: Swifty

    Model Ex: Ken-doll Jenner

    Clues: Chilli (Chile) chicken

    [Optional] How long will this relationship last? As long as contracted.

  24. wendybar says

    Ryan Seacrest
    Singer ex Paulina Rubio
    Model ex- Adrianna Lima
    Clues: Very big project dropped

  25. lucasj says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner

    Girl is Tess Ward – yummy, food references etc. because she’s a chef.

    Clues: I like the Chicken in Chlie reference (video of Zayn psyched about the coke they were going to get in Chlie?)
    Simple Things – OD Song

  26. lgindahouse says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall Jenner
    “Girlfriend” is Tess Ward

  28. athena says

    Floppy-Harry Styles
    Singer Ex-Taylor Swift
    Model ex (who prefers girls)-Kendall Jenner
    The relationship will last as long they both need the publicity.
    Clues-Floppy, his hair; new girlfriend is a food blogger hence the chicken and chili reference

  29. sugarspice says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer ex: Swifty

    Model ex: Kendall Jenner

    Clues: Harry has sort of floppy hair. Kendall is well known to prefer girls. This new side kick is the author of Naked Beach Body whatever whatever..tbh I can’t even remember her name…good old Harry as soon as story hits has a fab Twitter convo with Matt offering one of his dresses for a podcast interview.. ??

    • sugarspice says

      Oh and chicken n chilli is linked with 1D although primarily Louis and Zayn and the infamous drug vt

  30. aaaabc81 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Model Ex: Cara Delevigne

    Clues: ex model’s preference, new movie (dunkirke), floppy hair

  31. aubergine says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    Cara Delevingne?

    Clues: the similar BI is about his ex-bandmate, he has floppy hair, he has a blonde GF (or “GF”)

  32. JBDinCA says

    Harry Styles currently dating Tess Ward (UK chef and blogger)

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner

    Clues: Tall, beautiful blonde woman=Tess

  33. stylar_18 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift
    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner
    Clues: “Chicken in Chili” – Louis Tomlinson (his ex-bandmate and possible boyfriend)
    Optional: I’ll give it half a year (hopefully less)

  34. MrsBiggsy says

    Harry Styles, maybe? He has an album coming out on Friday, I believe, and a single currently in the U.K. He also has floppy hair!

  35. MinnieMe says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall Jenner
    Floppy haired (his hair is all over the place)

  36. Abstermcdaddyo says

    Harry styles
    Taylor swift
    Kendall jenner

    Probably a month or two, then there will be a split because “hectic schedules kept them apart but they have the utmost respect for one another and will remain friends:

    Barfarama

  37. StaciB says

    Harry Styles

    Model Ex: Cara Delevigne

    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift

    Why do they need to fake relationships for publicity? Is it that newsworthy? This will last a few short months.

  39. lovey501 says

    Floppy is 100% Harry Styles

    Singer Ex is Taylor swift

    Model Ex is Kendall Jenner

    He’s releasing his debut solo album May 12th. He said in a recent interview he hadn’t had a “girlfriend” in over a year. FF to this week he’s papped in his car at a stop light with the new beard. So obvious

  43. sassygurl1987 says

    Floppy: HARRY STYLES
    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift
    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner
    Clues: Floppy-haired, his solo album just dropped, model ex and her “preferences”. His movie, Dunkirk, is also coming out soon.

  44. suremmk says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    New Chick: Some irrelevant food blogger
    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift
    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner

    How long? Probably through his movie promotion, then ending tragically right before his world tour. AS USUAL.

  46. ninanicole says

    Harry Styles and Tess Ward
    TSwift and Kendall
    Floppy hair, chicken in chili, all the current/history is obvious

  47. lynncalo says

    Harry Styles, of course. I had such hope for him back in November of 2014 when he proudly started coming out of the closet in several interviews. It’s such a shame that he and his team think he needs a girlfriend to be successful with his new album and tour. Chicken and Chili refers to the Louis video.

  56. bigtimeshart says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    Singer Ex: T. Swift

    Model Ex: Kendal Jenner

    New “GF”: Tess Ward

    Clues: Literally every word in here is dripping with meaty clues.

    Optional: Until he can’t deny the taste for true meat for a second longer. I give it a month, but really I just want him to be happy!! Homeboy seems very genuine and lovely. xx

    • rialk132 says

      plus the ‘chicken and chilli’ is a reference to when bandmates louis and zayn smoked weed in the back of a car

  57. Realistic says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    Cara Delevingne
    Clues: floppy like his old hairstyle, his new “girlfriend” (Tess Ward) is a chef and model hence all the food references, his album drops today (or will soon).

    • Realistic says

      Sorry Kendall Jenner for the model, not Delevingne. Completely forgot that was a thing lol.

  58. Haydyh says

    Harry Styles , his film Dunkirk is about to be released!

    His exes include : Taylor Swift and Kendall Jenner !

    His new love is Tess Ward ( yep , I’ve never heard of her either ) she’s a model and a food blogger.

  59. whitesox23 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Singer Ex: Taylor the beard Swift
    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner, Georgia Fowler ???
    Clues: Chicken in chili, Louis’ quote from his weed video……
    Hasn’t dated anyone in a while, unless you think he’s with Louis….

  60. beastyboo says

    Floppy = Harry Styles
    Singer ex = Taylor Swift
    Model ex = Kendall Jenner

    He’s just realised a new single and tickets went on sale for his solo tour. He has floppy hair. Kendall is rumoured to be gay as is Zac Efron so hints there at some beardy activity going on.

  62. january13 says

    Harry Styles

    Taylor Swift

    Kendall Jenner

    Clues: numerous but favorite is chicken & chili referencing the 1D boys on tape incident talking about chicken that was not a chicken dinner. ?

  65. LC1216 says

    Floppy: Harry Styles

    New Girl: Tess Ward

    Singer Ex: TayTay

    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner

  67. einniw says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall Jenner
    Simple Things is a 1D song & I’m sure there’s plenty more

  68. draconius25 says

    Harry Styles
    Taylor Swift
    Kendall Jenner
    The relationship will last a standard of 3-6months.

  69. Aubergine Skye says

    Floppy: Harry Styles
    Singer Ex: Taylor Swift
    Model Ex: Kendall Jenner
    Clues: Sooo many, but I’m going to start with “chicken in chili”. Wasn’t that a great moment in 1D history?!

    Give up the jig already, Harry!

    According to E! Online: “We’re told Harry has clued in Louis on the fling, and he’s ‘looking forward to meeting her’.” I bet he is…

  71. Aristacats says

    Harry Styles
    Singer ex is T Swift
    Model ex is Kendall Jenner
    Clues: his floppy hair