[Blind Gossip] Fans of this band are freaking out about a big upcoming announcement. Is one of the members getting married? Are they going to be making a movie? Is one of them announcing that he is gay? Is one leaving the band? Are they breaking up?
No. No. No. No. No! All the hype is a big smelly puddle of nothing. They are just going to be shilling a new perfume.
Want to get upset about something? Get upset over the fact that your favorite band is slacking off and treating work like it’s a big joke, that the quality of their performance is suffering as a result, and that one of their competitors is getting more attention than they are from the serious music publications. Yes, people within the music industry notice these things. Your boys need to step up their game or the only thing they are going to be singing is their swan song next year.