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Curating The Dog

[Blind Gossip] This beautiful actress takes her film career and image very seriously. She is going to get that Oscar some day. In the meantime, she will do everything she can to make sure that you think of her as a movie star!

To that end, she is careful not to engage in ordinary activities… lest the “wrong” photo of her is published.

Here’s a little example. She has a dog. She loves that dog and takes it everywhere. She loves talking about how she rescued that dog and what an animal lover she is. But she handles the dog in a very curated way.

She is terrified that the paparazzi will photograph her while her dog is peeing or pooping. It would be even worse if they got a photo of her picking up dog poop or carrying dog poop.

So how does she make sure that never happens? She has help.

She always has an assistant or P. A. “pre-walk” the dog for five minutes. After the dog has done its business they bring it in and hand it off to her so she can be photographed walking out of the building and down the street with perfect hair and makeup and a polished outfit and a dog that never has to relieve itself.

So, basically, everything is carefully planned out so that there are zero photos of her in sweats and no makeup picking up dog poop!

Our girl is certainly taking that movie star image to a whole new level. With that kind of effort, you just know that she is bound to win an Oscar. Definitely not this year. But soon!

Similar: Christmas Puppy

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[Optional] Smart or too self-conscious?

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  3. groze says

    Amanda Seyfried? She’s always being papped with that big gorgeous dog.

    I don’t knock it. Hollywood is all about image, and you do what you gotta do to get that statue. If gazillions of eyes were upon me, I’d probably change the way I act in public too. (maybe not this extreme though–I’d be too afraid word would get out!)

  6. buddypal says

    Actress: Jessica Chastain

    Clues: The word “Zero” mentioned made me think of Zero Dark Thirty. Also, she does a lot of Oscar type movies and has been nominated a few times, but hasnt won. She is not nominated this year. She also has a three-legged dog. She has red hair like the girl in the picture too.

    Optional: I guess it’s smart winning as Oscar/ being a movie star really depends on the public not seeing you pick up dog poo.

  8. Raoul Duke says

    I dunno, Olivia Munn and Frankie/Chance. Both dogs are adorable.

    Neither, just plain crazy. Like deep psychosis crazy.

  9. plumplum says

    Jessica chastain with her 3 legs-dog rescued Chaplin
    Clue: red hair woman on the pic
    “Zero” as Zero Dark Thristy
    “Help” as The Help

    Too self conscious

  13. Conchord says

    I think it’s Jessica Chastain, who has a three-legged dog she got from a rescue organization and has talked about how much she loves him (and there are pictures of her walking him). Plus, FWIW, the picture next to the article is of a redhead.

  14. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Isla Fisher? Clues being the red hair and the words “Definitely” – she was in the film “Definitely, Maybe.”

    Whoever it is – she’s being ridiculous. If a picture of her picking up dog poop keeps her from getting an Oscar, she’s also delusional.

  16. tallzeez says

    Jessica Chastain.

    Sounds like her. Remember a few years ago when she wouldn’t tell people her age because she was worried people would think she’s too old? Even though she’s in her 20’s I think.

  18. january13 says

    Emma Stone

    Dog walker in the picture has red hair, she has been nominated for two Oscars, la la land nomination so she would be very image conscious right now & she has a shelter dog

  22. jesque says

    Nah, she’s pushing 40. She started acting relatively late (by ~Hollywood leading lady~ standards, that is).

  23. Heathersmist says

    Well, (so not dissing your observation groze) understanding Hollywood image aside…I have waaaay more respect and admiration for someone who takes responsibility with that precious pup…as in, picking up after her love…

  28. meatfactory says

    Jessica Chastain. I’ve heard that she’s a real sweetheart but absolutely balls to the wall terrified of her career fizzling out, and that she’s incredibly self-conscious.

    Jen. Relax. You’re a great actress. Chill out.