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Coconut Dummy

March 13, 2018 Blind Gossip

SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] This female celebrity is quite rich and quite vain. She recently had cases upon cases of coconut water delivered to her home.

Thirsty?

No.

She had read that coconut water was good for your skin… and wanted to take a bath in it.

She had [a member of her household] pour some of the cartons (it seemed like hundreds of them) directly into the tub. The rest was heated up on the stove and carried in big heavy pots and dumped by hand into the tub. She wanted the tub to be full and at the perfect temperature.

After bathing in it for an hour or so, she was less than impressed with the results.

She was complaining that she didn’t feel a difference. She went back and read the article again and realized that it said coconut MILK, not coconut WATER. Dummy.

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Woman:

[Optional] How much do you think that bath cost her?

SOLVED!

Woman: Mariah Carey

Yes, Mariah Carey, the ultimate diva, bathes in liquids other than tap water!

Blind Gossip told you about the incident with the coconut water/coconut milk. In an interview published today, she talks about her preference for bathing in milk (or, in a pinch, mineral water)!

From The Guardian:

‘I bathe in milk’: Mariah Carey on bossiness, breakups and being bipolar

Mariah Carey is the most famous, or infamous, diva in the music business. And today she doesn’t disappoint. When I ask whether the outlandish stories about her are true, she becomes spectacularly diva-ish about her own divadom. “Are there myths about other people and their diva-ishness?”’ she asks. Of course, I say – but not as many. “So I have more myths about the diva-ishness?” Yes, but I’m trying to find out if they are true. OK, fire.

Is it true you once asked for 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as a rider? (In 2009, it was reported that this is what she had asked to be surrounded with when opening the Westfield shopping centre’s Christmas lights, but she was turned down on health and safety grounds.) “No, 20 cats is an absolute lie. I’m not a cat lady. I don’t have one cat any more.”

Fair enough, I say. Do you insist on a new toilet seat and gold taps whenever you stay in a hotel? “I mean, honestly? Golden taps! I could just buy a house for that!”

Please, can this next one be true – your reputation is at stake: do you only bathe in French mineral water? “No, I bathe in milk.” Really? “Yes, sometimes I use milk as a beauty treatment. I don’t want to give away all my secrets.” Hot or cold? “‘Cold milk.” So the mineral water is not true? She smiles. “Well, I guess if there’s no clean water and I had to use mineral water, maybe I would.”

You can read the entire article here.

By the way, we did the math. If Mariah Carey she used an average-sized bathtub and filled it up, she would require 100 gallons of liquid.

A bath in organic cow’s milk: $700

A bath in coconut water: $850

A bath in coconut milk: $500

A bath in Voss mineral water: $1200

Your mileage may vary.

Congratulations to EastCoaster andMaryQuiteContrary who tied for being first – and definitive – with their correct answers! You’ve both earned yourselves a milk bath and a glass of champagne!

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  1. Parade says

    June 6, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    I can’t imagine doing anything so stupid. Any of the afore mentioned liquids (except mineral water), would quickly turn rancid on human skin what with its salts, oils and minerals unless one takes a long shower and washes and lathers everywhere with soap and follow up with a good long rinse off. She must smell sour and off. Yuck.

  2. amagod121 says

    June 6, 2018 at 11:53 am

    Go Moo-riah! Love you, even though you are a diva! 🙂

  3. HazeBoFoSho says

    March 14, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    Kinda hate to admit it… but, I don’t think Kim K is dumb. Obnoxiously vain? * yeah but I (at the end of day) respect her hustle, even if her/family’s presence is repulsive & ruins society. Kim Z or Mariah

  4. Monysmom says

    March 14, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    Kim Kardashian

  5. Jelly Drop says

    March 14, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    This is sort of lunacy has to be Mariah Carey.

    Cost: Lets say 100 litres minimum at maybe $4 US dollars. So at least $400.

  6. Lili Burns says

    March 14, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Paris Hilton

  7. bumblebee252 says

    March 14, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Sounds like Gwyneth Paltrow. Rich but stupid

  8. Marvella says

    March 14, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    This just screams J-Lo to me.

  9. CanaryCry says

    March 14, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    Another vote for Mimi Carey …

  10. Nirvanaskye88 says

    March 14, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Paris Hilton? I read somewhere she has alot of the For Dummies books, (clue being dummy)

  11. aaajim2 says

    March 14, 2018 at 10:53 am

    A rich, vain, dummy? That really narrows it down /s

  12. Bheasa1 says

    March 14, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Just a guess at the clues but Coconut and ice – could it be Coco Austin?

    • aaaPanda says

      March 14, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      Nice one!

  13. gailpow says

    March 14, 2018 at 10:02 am

    I do recall reading where KHLOE KARDASHIAN raved about Coconut Oil repairing her over-processed hair and how she rubs it on her dry skin. So I am going to guess this might be something she would do while having a (faux) pregnant moment.

  14. aaabics says

    March 14, 2018 at 9:03 am

    The similar is about Taylor Swift but this screams Khloe Kardashian to me

  15. est1996 says

    March 14, 2018 at 8:44 am

    idk who this is but lmfao!
    i want to say paltrow (goop girl) but this could also be mariah carey or kim k

  16. pigerella says

    March 14, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Kim Kardashian

    You didnt ask, but the clues are “dummy”

  17. wendybar says

    March 14, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Striesand

  18. gillian1 says

    March 14, 2018 at 7:46 am

    My guess is Kim K

  19. Swizzlestick says

    March 14, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Rich, vain and stupid = Mariah Carey

    But so, so many can fit this list!

  20. MikeInSanJose says

    March 14, 2018 at 7:12 am

    Oh, Gwyneth…

    Probably not too much… $100 – $150 for the water, $2.75 for the servants to create her bath…

  21. JipJip says

    March 14, 2018 at 6:52 am

    mariah Carey

  22. parkland45 says

    March 14, 2018 at 6:06 am

    Paris Hilton (IDK who it is but she hasn’t been mentioned in a long time so I know she needs the attention ?)

    Lotsa $$$$$

  23. kellyk says

    March 14, 2018 at 1:54 am

    Gwenyth Paltrow or Mariah Carey

  24. pflower says

    March 14, 2018 at 1:31 am

    Kim ??? not sure depends on the coconut water quality and brand.

  25. leishd83 says

    March 14, 2018 at 12:11 am

    Kim kardashian

  26. Realistic says

    March 13, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Sounds like something a Kardashian would do. Let’s go with Kim.

  27. Grandma3 says

    March 13, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    Sounds like Jennifer Aniston, she seems to pay a lot for her beauty regimine….

    Funny we all know you can bath in milk for silkier skin, it doesn’t have to be coconut milk…..

  28. TrollinOnARiver says

    March 13, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    This has got to be a Kardashian, probably Kim. I think Nasim Pedrad’s SNL parody of Kim actually did her justice

  29. aprilroxane says

    March 13, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    Oprah

  30. seastar says

    March 13, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Kim K.

  31. amagod121 says

    March 13, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    LOL, Kim Kardashian, could this be YOU??? Yesss, it certainly could be.

    Hopefully it set her back enough to stop her from wasting any more money on the product, as I don’t think anything will change her face at this point.

  32. BetteBoo25 says

    March 13, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Oprah.

  33. Palermo says

    March 13, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    This seems like something Mariah Carey would do

  34. sabrina325 says

    March 13, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

  35. ILUVCA4evr says

    March 13, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    Kylie Jenner

    Plenty. Coconut water isn’t cheap..even if you buy it at Costco

    Her brain power isn’t too high on the scale

  36. GossipGirlXoXo2 says

    March 13, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Sounds like Kim k lol

  37. whateverwillbe14 says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Mariah Carey
    [Optional] Hundreds of dollars

  38. KCeagle says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Kim K

    Money isn’t an issue for her but I’ll bet with the cost of fair labor and all things considered probably just shy of ten grand. Conspicuous consumption here is thy poster girl. Go away… please.

  39. kflores says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    This is ol’ Gwynny all the live long day.

  40. Gerseychick says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Skin whitening Bey……………….

    • tellmemore says

      March 14, 2018 at 2:09 pm

      LOL, like she reads

    • thomk065 says

      March 14, 2018 at 3:36 pm

      She does not. Don’t put that on her. That’s an insult to women of color.

    • Brunettetalk says

      March 15, 2018 at 7:12 am

      My first thought exactly. Self delusional self proclaimed “Queen” who believes the world serves her. She’s like a black hole of narcissism

  41. kimmukwest says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Oprah

  42. MonkeyMouth says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    Barbra Streisand is a dummy.

  43. XcusemyEnglish says

    March 13, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Jennifer Lopez

  44. TeaDrinker says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Kris Jenner

  45. badgerette85 says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    Haha … this cracks me up! Could be countless starlets but certainly serves her right!

  46. Tina-Marble says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Gwyneth Paltrow

    • Tina-Marble says

      March 13, 2018 at 6:32 pm

      Actually this said female celebrity. I’ll go with Kim Kardashian.

    • Ohmysmh says

      March 14, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      Yup, we all know she can’t read let alone comprehend.

  47. FiyahHotFlashy says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    Mariah Carey

    • AnitaNap says

      March 14, 2018 at 8:07 pm

      This is definitely the answer!!!

  48. Hollypollydoodle says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Mariah Carey.

    She’s dumb. I can see her doing this

  49. californiabound says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Based on the similar blind, I’m guessing Taylor Swift (or Karlie Kloss but Taylor is the richer of the two and most likely has some sort of staff at home). It doesn’t seem like a big deal to me though. Most people do something for the sake of vanity. She can certainly afford it so why not?

  50. bertwheeler says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    Madonna

  51. 4girls4 says

    March 13, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    My first thought was Kim
    But I know she can’t read

    • melrose71 says

      March 14, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      Oh my word you made me laugh out loud!! Especially since I’m thinking it’s her as well.

  52. angelbratt says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Kim k

  53. Kingofboggle says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Tatty?
    Get Shwifty!

    Probably at least $500

  54. chiseeyou says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    This seems like Madonna to me,

  55. Erical19 says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    This sounds like Kim or Kourtney

  56. lmhilly1971 says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Nene leakes

  57. Sleepyandconfused says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    I can totally picture Taylor S doing that

  58. MaryQuiteContrary says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Mariah Carey

  59. EastCoaster says

    March 13, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    sounds like something La Mariah would think to do

  60. boyjack4 says

    March 13, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    Sounds like Mariah? But is probably a Kardashian

  61. Baileygirl says

    March 13, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    No idea who this is but it sounds as if a coconut hit her in the head! They are called milk baths for a reason.

  62. memyselfandi says

    March 13, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    This has Kim K written all over it….

    I won’t even guess the price.

  63. bluestocking says

    March 13, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    This just screams Mariah to me, but the associated BI is throwing me off.

    • mpizzle says

      March 17, 2018 at 7:16 pm

      Same! Initially assumed it was her and then realised they didn’t say ‘singer’ or ‘performer’.

    • jrgius says

      June 6, 2018 at 9:57 pm

      Coconut FLAKE is more like it.

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