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[Blind Gossip] This blonde movie actress denies that she auditioned for a very specific role for a male movie star.

Oh, yes she did! She just doesn’t realize that she did!

Allow us to tell you about the audition.

She was one of several women who went through this about ten years ago. It starts out with a business meeting in his office under the guise of talking about possibly offering her a lead in a movie he’s thinking of doing. He doesn’t make any commitment to hire her, but if they get along, they proceed to a dinner meeting. Then comes a series of Bachelor-like dream dates. He doesn’t try to get physical. These are just fun adventures that are very high-end and custom (and always include private jet and private chefs). He wants them to be really impressed with him. Then, if it goes well, they have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Then they are presented with the offer.

The role for which they were actually auditioning? His wife.

Blondie only made it to the second meeting. That’s why she may not have realized what was going on. That’s also why she can vehemently deny that this ever happened.

You know who also “auditioned” for this role? A certain flame-haired actress whose career has taken a nosedive in the past decade. We don’t know how far she got in the audition process, but it certainly would have been a jaw-dropping match if she had landed the role!

You might find this whole process creepy and manipulative, but it works. In fact, just a few months after Blondie balked and Redhead flamed out, our male movie star succeeded in his quest. He “auditioned” and married a young, dark-haired actress!

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Male Movie Star:

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[Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”?

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  2. Tom Cruise, obvi. ScarJo, LiLo and Katie Holmes. I don’t think I’d have gotten far at all, my creep meter is very sensitive.

  3. Scarlett Johansson for the blonde.

    Tom Cruise for the husband and scientology for the cult.

    Not sure who the redhead is.

    I’m a big fan of Scarlett and feel like if she didn’t know, she shouldn’t be catching heat for it in the press now.

  8. Tom Cruise – he’s handsome but cuckoo
    Sienna Miller or Naomi Watts ?
    Lindsay Lohan – the human train wreck
    Katie Holmes

    If I truly wanted the gig, I’m exceptional enough to get it. I’m kinda spoiled and always get what I want. But knowing the lord of the couch leap is a creep.. I’d decline.

  9. Movie Star: Tom Cruz
    Blonde Actress: Erika Christensen
    Red Head: Scartlett Johansson
    Burnett: Katie Holmes

  10. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruz

    Blonde: Scarlette Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Sorry for the mis-spelling of names…

  14. Blonde – scarlet johannsen
    Brunette – katie Holmes
    Redhead – Lindsay Lohan!!!!

    • Updating!
      Redhead ….Lindsey Logan
      Blonde…. Scarlett Johansson
      Brunette..Katie Holmes, the one to become his wife

  17. cruise
    Scarlett Johansson
    Katherine Heigl
    Katie Holmes
    If I was young single and clueless prob to the offer reveal if he wasn’t super creepy along the way… then um no.

  20. Movie star is Tom Cruise. Don’t know who the blonde is, redhead is Bryce Dallas Howard and dark haired woman is Katie Holmes.

    • This! Bryce Dallas Howard starred in a Black Mirror episode entitled Nosedive.

  23. Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: ScarJo
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?
    Brunette: Katie Holmes
    I would have made it to to the part where the offer was made just so I can see what is in it – does is specify how many times they would have sex? does he admit he is gay? etc.

  24. Tom Cruise

    Scarlete Johanssen

    Lindsay Lohan

    Katie Holmes

    Optional: probably not too far. I’m pretty awkward, and I’m also pretty set in my ways.

  25. Tom Cruise / ScarJo / Alicia Witt / Katie Holmes.
    FTN: Jennifer Garner also passed this « audition « and was TC’s the fav until she refused the proposal

  26. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Optional: If the money was right and it could advance my career…I’d certainly consider it.

  27. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Not sure. Lindsay Lohan maybe. This would have just after Mean Girls, and people were expecting big things.

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? Half-way through the first meeting, if that. I suspect I’m a bit too blunt and opinionated for Tommy-boys (and most importantly for Miscavige’s) tastes.

  28. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Jessica Chastain

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  29. Male movie star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johannson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  30. Scarlett Johansson
    Lindsay Lohan
    Katie Holmes

    Probably an hour into meeting him, lol

  31. Totally sounds like Tom Cruise.

    Blonde is Scarlett Johansson (ALL over the news today)
    Redhead = Laura Prepon
    Brunette = Poor Katie Holmes…?

  32. Obvs auditions to be Tom Cruise wife. The blonde is Scarlett Johanssen, the brunette he married is Katie Holmes…the redhead?? Gretchen Mol??
    I wouldn’t call her flame haired…Julia Roberts doesn’t have the career she used to have, maybe her? Emma Stone is doing fine so not her

  33. Scarlett
    Tom criuse
    Lindsey Lohan
    Katie Holmes.

    I would fail the audition because I’m not giving up Jesus for Tom Cruise.

  34. tom cruise
    scarlett johansen
    katie holmes

    not sure on the red head – maybe isla fisher?

  36. Tom Cruise
    Blonde – Scarlett Johannson
    Redhead – Julia Roberts or Laura Prepon?
    Brunette – Obviously Katy Holmes

  37. Tom Cruise
    Blonde – Sofia Vergara
    Redhead – Laura Prepon
    Brunette – Katie Holmes
    It wouldn’t have gone anywhere. He’s way too short for me.

  38. Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johanson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    I wouldn’t get far. Hearing one of his crazed maniacal cackles would send me running for the door.

    • Laura Prepon would have made it work, she is a fairly ride-or-die Scientologist.

    • Those was my first thought, but Prepon has been on OTNB for years. If anything, it’s been a resurgence. I think she lacked enough star power at the time.

  42. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  43. So Lindsay Lohan auditioned for Tom Cruise’s wife?!? That certainly would have been interesting!

  44. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  45. Well I only am guessing tom cruise and katie holmes.

    I wouldn’t have gotten far at all haha, def not pretty enough

  49. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?!

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    • Yep! *Definitely* ^THIS^!!!! ITA @GidgetsMom & @sassafrass!! And Lohan would’ve been *HILARIOUS*!!!! rotflmao! (But poor Katie Holmes 🙁 )

    • ^^ This – Kidman is a natural redhead, but doesn’t fit as being one who’s career took a nosedive.

  50. tom cruise
    scar jo
    nicole kidman
    katie holmes
    no because he is nuts and i want nothing to do with scientology