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[Blind Gossip] This blonde movie actress denies that she auditioned for a very specific role for a male movie star.

Oh, yes she did! She just doesn’t realize that she did!

Allow us to tell you about the audition.

She was one of several women who went through this about ten years ago. It starts out with a business meeting in his office under the guise of talking about possibly offering her a lead in a movie he’s thinking of doing. He doesn’t make any commitment to hire her, but if they get along, they proceed to a dinner meeting. Then comes a series of Bachelor-like dream dates. He doesn’t try to get physical. These are just fun adventures that are very high-end and custom (and always include private jet and private chefs). He wants them to be really impressed with him. Then, if it goes well, they have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Then they are presented with the offer.

The role for which they were actually auditioning? His wife.

Blondie only made it to the second meeting. That’s why she may not have realized what was going on. That’s also why she can vehemently deny that this ever happened.

You know who also “auditioned” for this role? A certain flame-haired actress whose career has taken a nosedive in the past decade. We don’t know how far she got in the audition process, but it certainly would have been a jaw-dropping match if she had landed the role!

You might find this whole process creepy and manipulative, but it works. In fact, just a few months after Blondie balked and Redhead flamed out, our male movie star succeeded in his quest. He “auditioned” and married a young, dark-haired actress!

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Male Movie Star:

Blonde:

Redhead:

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[Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”?

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  1. tom cruise
    scar jo
    nicole kidman
    katie holmes
    no because he is nuts and i want nothing to do with scientology

  2. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?!

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    • Yep! *Definitely* ^THIS^!!!! ITA @GidgetsMom & @sassafrass!! And Lohan would’ve been *HILARIOUS*!!!! rotflmao! (But poor Katie Holmes 🙁 )

    • ^^ This – Kidman is a natural redhead, but doesn’t fit as being one who’s career took a nosedive.

  6. Well I only am guessing tom cruise and katie holmes.

    I wouldn’t have gotten far at all haha, def not pretty enough

  7. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  8. So Lindsay Lohan auditioned for Tom Cruise’s wife?!? That certainly would have been interesting!

  9. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  13. Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johanson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    I wouldn’t get far. Hearing one of his crazed maniacal cackles would send me running for the door.

  14. Tom Cruise
    Blonde – Sofia Vergara
    Redhead – Laura Prepon
    Brunette – Katie Holmes
    It wouldn’t have gone anywhere. He’s way too short for me.

  15. Tom Cruise
    Blonde – Scarlett Johannson
    Redhead – Julia Roberts or Laura Prepon?
    Brunette – Obviously Katy Holmes

  17. tom cruise
    scarlett johansen
    katie holmes

    not sure on the red head – maybe isla fisher?

  18. Scarlett
    Tom criuse
    Lindsey Lohan
    Katie Holmes.

    I would fail the audition because I’m not giving up Jesus for Tom Cruise.

  19. Obvs auditions to be Tom Cruise wife. The blonde is Scarlett Johanssen, the brunette he married is Katie Holmes…the redhead?? Gretchen Mol??
    I wouldn’t call her flame haired…Julia Roberts doesn’t have the career she used to have, maybe her? Emma Stone is doing fine so not her

  20. Totally sounds like Tom Cruise.

    Blonde is Scarlett Johansson (ALL over the news today)
    Redhead = Laura Prepon
    Brunette = Poor Katie Holmes…?

  21. Scarlett Johansson
    Lindsay Lohan
    Katie Holmes

    Probably an hour into meeting him, lol

  22. Male movie star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johannson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  23. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Jessica Chastain

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  24. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Not sure. Lindsay Lohan maybe. This would have just after Mean Girls, and people were expecting big things.

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? Half-way through the first meeting, if that. I suspect I’m a bit too blunt and opinionated for Tommy-boys (and most importantly for Miscavige’s) tastes.

  25. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Optional: If the money was right and it could advance my career…I’d certainly consider it.

  26. Tom Cruise / ScarJo / Alicia Witt / Katie Holmes.
    FTN: Jennifer Garner also passed this « audition « and was TC’s the fav until she refused the proposal

  27. Tom Cruise

    Scarlete Johanssen

    Lindsay Lohan

    Katie Holmes

    Optional: probably not too far. I’m pretty awkward, and I’m also pretty set in my ways.

  28. Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: ScarJo
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?
    Brunette: Katie Holmes
    I would have made it to to the part where the offer was made just so I can see what is in it – does is specify how many times they would have sex? does he admit he is gay? etc.

  31. Movie star is Tom Cruise. Don’t know who the blonde is, redhead is Bryce Dallas Howard and dark haired woman is Katie Holmes.

    • This! Bryce Dallas Howard starred in a Black Mirror episode entitled Nosedive.

  34. cruise
    Scarlett Johansson
    Katherine Heigl
    Katie Holmes
    If I was young single and clueless prob to the offer reveal if he wasn’t super creepy along the way… then um no.

    • Updating!
      Redhead ….Lindsey Logan
      Blonde…. Scarlett Johansson
      Brunette..Katie Holmes, the one to become his wife

  37. Blonde – scarlet johannsen
    Brunette – katie Holmes
    Redhead – Lindsay Lohan!!!!

  41. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruz

    Blonde: Scarlette Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Sorry for the mis-spelling of names…

  42. Movie Star: Tom Cruz
    Blonde Actress: Erika Christensen
    Red Head: Scartlett Johansson
    Burnett: Katie Holmes

  43. Tom Cruise – he’s handsome but cuckoo
    Sienna Miller or Naomi Watts ?
    Lindsay Lohan – the human train wreck
    Katie Holmes

    If I truly wanted the gig, I’m exceptional enough to get it. I’m kinda spoiled and always get what I want. But knowing the lord of the couch leap is a creep.. I’d decline.

  48. Scarlett Johansson for the blonde.

    Tom Cruise for the husband and scientology for the cult.

    Not sure who the redhead is.

    I’m a big fan of Scarlett and feel like if she didn’t know, she shouldn’t be catching heat for it in the press now.

  49. Tom Cruise, obvi. ScarJo, LiLo and Katie Holmes. I don’t think I’d have gotten far at all, my creep meter is very sensitive.

  53. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    He gives me the creeps, so Never!

  54. For the guy I will guess Matthew McConaughey.

    Blonde: J-Law?
    Brunette: Camila Alves
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

  55. Male Movie Star: Tom ‘Creepy’ Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johannsen

    Redhead: Kathy Griffith…ha ha…

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? I wouldn’t have even been called.

  56. Tom Cruise
    ScarJo
    Lindsay Lohan?
    Katie Holmes

    Not far at all. It’s funny to look back at the Katie Holmes pregnancy pictures; she obviously got basted and it took too early to be “real,” so some of her pregnancy pictures are obviously just padding, after she had already had Suri.

  57. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: – not sure – all the redheads I can think of are still in movies. I’m sure jaw-dropping is a clue but I’m not getting it.

    Brunette: the one he married – Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? – Hahahahaha….I wouldn’t even have gotten in the door.

  58. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johannson

    Redhead: Emma Stone

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    I think I would have been creeped out the entire time.

  60. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlet Johanson

    Redhead: Nicole Kindman

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? Would not have passed the first date. I dislike short men.

    • not nicole kidman, lindsay lohan
      put the answers in without reading the full blind, my mistake! :/

  63. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  66. Male movie star – Tom Cruise
    Redhead – Lindsey Lohan
    Blonde – Scarlett Johansson
    Brunette – Katie Holmes

    I would have been out the second I realised what was going on.

  67. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Nicole Kidman

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  69. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlet Johannsen

    Redhead:Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  70. Easy

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    blonde: Scarlet Johansson

    Redhead: not sure, Julia Roberts?

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  73. This is Scarlett Johansen. This is done all the time in Hollywood. I am not sure why she is “clutching her pearls” and acting so shocked!!! Quite frankly – both her marriages seem to have been arranged – But I digress.

    The red head? Amy Adams

    The dark haired? Kathy Holmes – BTW – I like her. She was making much money then and it made sense at the time.

  74. Male movie star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  78. Tom cruise
    Scarlett Johansson
    Lindsay Lohan
    Katie Holmes

    Would I have gone? Nah not to end up with Tom Cruise and his bunch of Scientology weirdos. Not worth the hassle.

  79. Tom Cruise. Blonde: Scarlett Johansson. Redhead: no idea. Brunette; Katie Holmes.
    I would not have gotten far because I know Scientology is en evil cult.

  80. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansen

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  82. Blonde: ScarJo. Didn’t she admit to going on this date/audition with him years ago?

    Red head: Ugh, oh God, pulllleaaase not Kathy Griffith! No one deserves her, even Tom Cruise/Co$.

    Brunette: Poor Katie Holmes.

    As for myself, I might have gotten through the 2nd date. I was an incredibly naive, pretty, curvy, & quiet girl, so might have worked out okay with him back then. He should have chosen a young, naive, non-famous woman who wanted kids over fame/career.

  83. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise, of course

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  85. Male Movie Star:Tom Cruise

    Blonde:Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead:Lindsay Lohan????

    Brunette:Katie Holmes

  86. Tom Cruise
    Scarlett Johannsen
    IDK the red head
    Katie Holmes

    I probably wouldn’t make it past the first round.

  87. Tom Cruise. I don’t know who the blonde could be but the redhead could be Lindsay L. and the brunette was Katie H!

  88. Tom Cruise. Scarlett Johansen is the blonde actress, and Katy Holmes is the young brunette he married. I have no idea who the redhead was-tell me it wasn’t Lindsey Lohan! I would never have made it past first dinner. He was looking for someone he thought would toe the company line, and I would NOT be that woman. And yes, the whole process is creepy as F+ck.

  90. Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Red: Lindsay Lohan (although she would have been super young in this timeline so it’s rather creepy)
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  91. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Optional: I would be suspicious of the outings they seem like dates and not business related…so after the second ‘date’ I’d be gone!

  92. Scarlet Johansson
    Debby Ryan
    Katie Holmes was the “winner”, poor girl.

    I would be very upset once the real intention was revealed. Super creepy.

  94. Movie Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  95. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Nazanin Boniadi?

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  96. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johanssen

    Redhead: No clue

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  97. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Vanessa Kirby

    Redhead: Scarlett Johansson

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? Nowhere!

  100. Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlet Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?!?

    Brunette: Katie Holmes