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[Blind Gossip] This blonde movie actress denies that she auditioned for a very specific role for a male movie star.

Oh, yes she did! She just doesn’t realize that she did!

Allow us to tell you about the audition.

She was one of several women who went through this about ten years ago. It starts out with a business meeting in his office under the guise of talking about possibly offering her a lead in a movie he’s thinking of doing. He doesn’t make any commitment to hire her, but if they get along, they proceed to a dinner meeting. Then comes a series of Bachelor-like dream dates. He doesn’t try to get physical. These are just fun adventures that are very high-end and custom (and always include private jet and private chefs). He wants them to be really impressed with him. Then, if it goes well, they have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Then they are presented with the offer.

The role for which they were actually auditioning? His wife.

Blondie only made it to the second meeting. That’s why she may not have realized what was going on. That’s also why she can vehemently deny that this ever happened.

You know who also “auditioned” for this role? A certain flame-haired actress whose career has taken a nosedive in the past decade. We don’t know how far she got in the audition process, but it certainly would have been a jaw-dropping match if she had landed the role!

You might find this whole process creepy and manipulative, but it works. In fact, just a few months after Blondie balked and Redhead flamed out, our male movie star succeeded in his quest. He “auditioned” and married a young, dark-haired actress!

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Male Movie Star:

Blonde:

Redhead:

Brunette:

[Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”?

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  2. lovetheblazer says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: ScarJo

    Redhead: Bryce Dallas Howard (Nosedive is the title of her episode of Black Mirror)

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  3. rubyslypperz says

    Redhead is Laura Prepon, fellow Scientologist and rumored to have gone on a few dates with him

  4. laeti37 says

    Redhead is Bryce Dallas Howard « nosedive » (Black Mirror episode she starred on)

  6. lilbabysten says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlette Johansen

    Redhead: Christina Henderson (his ‘people’ tried to get him with a known Scientologist)

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  7. cocobeans says

    Male Actor: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: (clearly Scarlett Johannson)
    Brunette: Katie Holmes, the final rose receiver
    Red Head: No clue. But I definitely don’t think it would have been Lohan. She was barely out of her teens when Mean Girls hit and was plagued by hot druggy mess rumors prior to and after it struck so big. I don’t fathom a world where anyone, let alone Scientologist handlers, thought it was a great idea to ever think of these two together.

  8. Miss Tink says

    Only commenting because I haven’t seen this redhead guessed yet. She has been a redhead multiple times in her career and the jaw-drop clue led me to

    Redhead: Rose McGowan (super unexpected but Jawbreaker clue)
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    All for the role of the next wife of Tom Cruise

  9. Blkgoddess says

    Tom Cruise
    Scarjo-blonde

    Wild guess for the redhead: BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD (Clue is “nosedive” which is the title of an episode of Black Mirror that she starred in)

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    You couldn’t pay me enough to go on a single date with Tom Cruise. Sorry.

  11. Baileygirl says

    Tom Cruise wife auditions:
    Blonde: Scarjo
    Redhead: Laura Prepon
    Brunette: Katie Holmes
    I would have bailed immediately. Give up Jesus for L. Ron Hubbard. Seriously?

  14. lerevechameleon says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise, the couch jumping Scientologist
    Blonde: Scarlett Johannson (clue: She was just in the news denying said rumor)
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan (clue: Career nosedive)
    Brunette: Katie Holmes, his current ex-wife

  16. rayodeplata says

    I’m getting Tom Cruise vibes, with redhead Lindsay Lohan and brunette Katie Holmes

  17. cassadaga says

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes
    Actor: Tom Cruise

  18. dadiegirl says

    Tom Cruise.

    Scarjo is the redhead.

    Katy Holmes is the brunette.

    Don’t know who the blond may be.

  19. jonty30 says

    Sneaky, but nothing wrong in itself with the method. If you’re high enough on the food chain to make this method work, congrats.

    It sounds like something that Channing Tatum would do.

  20. Jeffurry says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlet Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?!?

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  23. Sunny_d says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Vanessa Kirby

    Redhead: Scarlett Johansson

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? Nowhere!

  24. fimelo says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johanssen

    Redhead: No clue

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  25. hbb2699 says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Nazanin Boniadi?

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  26. ellcats says

    Movie Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  28. jenvies says

    Scarlet Johansson
    Debby Ryan
    Katie Holmes was the “winner”, poor girl.

    I would be very upset once the real intention was revealed. Super creepy.

  29. kyooti says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Optional: I would be suspicious of the outings they seem like dates and not business related…so after the second ‘date’ I’d be gone!

  30. XandersUnicorn says

    Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Red: Lindsay Lohan (although she would have been super young in this timeline so it’s rather creepy)
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  32. annabelle77 says

    Tom Cruise. Scarlett Johansen is the blonde actress, and Katy Holmes is the young brunette he married. I have no idea who the redhead was-tell me it wasn’t Lindsey Lohan! I would never have made it past first dinner. He was looking for someone he thought would toe the company line, and I would NOT be that woman. And yes, the whole process is creepy as F+ck.

  33. High Steppa says

    Tom Cruise. I don’t know who the blonde could be but the redhead could be Lindsay L. and the brunette was Katie H!

  34. MiaIrish says

    Tom Cruise
    Scarlett Johannsen
    IDK the red head
    Katie Holmes

    I probably wouldn’t make it past the first round.

  35. carriebradshaw says

    Male Movie Star:Tom Cruise

    Blonde:Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead:Lindsay Lohan????

    Brunette:Katie Holmes

  37. calumsmom says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise, of course

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  38. amagod121 says

    Blonde: ScarJo. Didn’t she admit to going on this date/audition with him years ago?

    Red head: Ugh, oh God, pulllleaaase not Kathy Griffith! No one deserves her, even Tom Cruise/Co$.

    Brunette: Poor Katie Holmes.

    As for myself, I might have gotten through the 2nd date. I was an incredibly naive, pretty, curvy, & quiet girl, so might have worked out okay with him back then. He should have chosen a young, naive, non-famous woman who wanted kids over fame/career.

  40. itsxjustxsarah says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansen

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  41. smoolieloo says

    Tom Cruise. Blonde: Scarlett Johansson. Redhead: no idea. Brunette; Katie Holmes.
    I would not have gotten far because I know Scientology is en evil cult.

  42. whatisagigawatt2016 says

    Tom cruise
    Scarlett Johansson
    Lindsay Lohan
    Katie Holmes

    Would I have gone? Nah not to end up with Tom Cruise and his bunch of Scientology weirdos. Not worth the hassle.

  46. bbatty says

    Male movie star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  47. zappy2050 says

    This is Scarlett Johansen. This is done all the time in Hollywood. I am not sure why she is “clutching her pearls” and acting so shocked!!! Quite frankly – both her marriages seem to have been arranged – But I digress.

    The red head? Amy Adams

    The dark haired? Kathy Holmes – BTW – I like her. She was making much money then and it made sense at the time.

  48. pharmchick says

    Guy is tom cruise, brunette is katie holmes, funno of the red head or blondie

  50. tinkerbelle says

    Easy

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    blonde: Scarlet Johansson

    Redhead: not sure, Julia Roberts?

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  51. MadGal says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlet Johannsen

    Redhead:Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  53. meme57 says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Nicole Kidman

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  54. Classybird says

    Male movie star – Tom Cruise
    Redhead – Lindsey Lohan
    Blonde – Scarlett Johansson
    Brunette – Katie Holmes

    I would have been out the second I realised what was going on.

  57. copssister says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    • est1996 says

      not nicole kidman, lindsay lohan
      put the answers in without reading the full blind, my mistake! :/

  60. TNSunny says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlet Johanson

    Redhead: Nicole Kindman

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? Would not have passed the first date. I dislike short men.

  62. Bunniest says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johannson

    Redhead: Emma Stone

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    I think I would have been creeped out the entire time.

  63. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: – not sure – all the redheads I can think of are still in movies. I’m sure jaw-dropping is a clue but I’m not getting it.

    Brunette: the one he married – Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? – Hahahahaha….I wouldn’t even have gotten in the door.

  64. More_Cowbell says

    Tom Cruise
    ScarJo
    Lindsay Lohan?
    Katie Holmes

    Not far at all. It’s funny to look back at the Katie Holmes pregnancy pictures; she obviously got basted and it took too early to be “real,” so some of her pregnancy pictures are obviously just padding, after she had already had Suri.

  65. ILUVCA4evr says

    Male Movie Star: Tom ‘Creepy’ Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johannsen

    Redhead: Kathy Griffith…ha ha…

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    [Optional] If you were a young, single woman, how far do you think you would have gone in this “audition”? I wouldn’t have even been called.

  66. beachlovernj says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    He gives me the creeps, so Never!

  70. RadiantA says

    Tom Cruise, obvi. ScarJo, LiLo and Katie Holmes. I don’t think I’d have gotten far at all, my creep meter is very sensitive.

  71. NoYoureatowel says

    Scarlett Johansson for the blonde.

    Tom Cruise for the husband and scientology for the cult.

    Not sure who the redhead is.

    I’m a big fan of Scarlett and feel like if she didn’t know, she shouldn’t be catching heat for it in the press now.

  76. KCeagle says

    Tom Cruise – he’s handsome but cuckoo
    Sienna Miller or Naomi Watts ?
    Lindsay Lohan – the human train wreck
    Katie Holmes

    If I truly wanted the gig, I’m exceptional enough to get it. I’m kinda spoiled and always get what I want. But knowing the lord of the couch leap is a creep.. I’d decline.

  77. chitowndiva says

    Movie Star: Tom Cruz
    Blonde Actress: Erika Christensen
    Red Head: Scartlett Johansson
    Burnett: Katie Holmes

  78. Elliegurl says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruz

    Blonde: Scarlette Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Sorry for the mis-spelling of names…

  82. freckles23 says

    Blonde – scarlet johannsen
    Brunette – katie Holmes
    Redhead – Lindsay Lohan!!!!

    • boyjack4 says

      Updating!
      Redhead ….Lindsey Logan
      Blonde…. Scarlett Johansson
      Brunette..Katie Holmes, the one to become his wife

  85. 80schick says

    cruise
    Scarlett Johansson
    Katherine Heigl
    Katie Holmes
    If I was young single and clueless prob to the offer reveal if he wasn’t super creepy along the way… then um no.

  88. dingus says

    Movie star is Tom Cruise. Don’t know who the blonde is, redhead is Bryce Dallas Howard and dark haired woman is Katie Holmes.

    • jane tennison says

      This! Bryce Dallas Howard starred in a Black Mirror episode entitled Nosedive.

  91. mystic1 says

    Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: ScarJo
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?
    Brunette: Katie Holmes
    I would have made it to to the part where the offer was made just so I can see what is in it – does is specify how many times they would have sex? does he admit he is gay? etc.

  92. TeacherKat says

    Tom Cruise

    Scarlete Johanssen

    Lindsay Lohan

    Katie Holmes

    Optional: probably not too far. I’m pretty awkward, and I’m also pretty set in my ways.

  93. plumplum says

    Tom Cruise / ScarJo / Alicia Witt / Katie Holmes.
    FTN: Jennifer Garner also passed this « audition « and was TC’s the fav until she refused the proposal

  94. NikkieLynn says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    Optional: If the money was right and it could advance my career…I’d certainly consider it.

  95. TeaDrinker says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Jessica Chastain

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  96. Natsfan says

    Male movie star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johannson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  97. Sharper_Teeth says

    Scarlett Johansson
    Lindsay Lohan
    Katie Holmes

    Probably an hour into meeting him, lol

  98. MikeInSanJose says

    Totally sounds like Tom Cruise.

    Blonde is Scarlett Johansson (ALL over the news today)
    Redhead = Laura Prepon
    Brunette = Poor Katie Holmes…?

  99. augustmom says

    Obvs auditions to be Tom Cruise wife. The blonde is Scarlett Johanssen, the brunette he married is Katie Holmes…the redhead?? Gretchen Mol??
    I wouldn’t call her flame haired…Julia Roberts doesn’t have the career she used to have, maybe her? Emma Stone is doing fine so not her

  100. justguessingwww says

    Scarlett
    Tom criuse
    Lindsey Lohan
    Katie Holmes.

    I would fail the audition because I’m not giving up Jesus for Tom Cruise.

  101. jules524 says

    tom cruise
    scarlett johansen
    katie holmes

    not sure on the red head – maybe isla fisher?

  103. rockstar says

    Tom Cruise
    Blonde – Scarlett Johannson
    Redhead – Julia Roberts or Laura Prepon?
    Brunette – Obviously Katy Holmes

  104. MinnieMe says

    Tom Cruise
    Blonde – Sofia Vergara
    Redhead – Laura Prepon
    Brunette – Katie Holmes
    It wouldn’t have gone anywhere. He’s way too short for me.

  105. ravenglass says

    Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johanson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    I wouldn’t get far. Hearing one of his crazed maniacal cackles would send me running for the door.

    • jbj2016 says

      Laura Prepon would have made it work, she is a fairly ride-or-die Scientologist.

    • bec215d says

      Those was my first thought, but Prepon has been on OTNB for years. If anything, it’s been a resurgence. I think she lacked enough star power at the time.

  109. Avixen21 says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsey Lohan

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  110. GeminiKid says

    So Lindsay Lohan auditioned for Tom Cruise’s wife?!? That certainly would have been interesting!

  111. kittypryde777 says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise
    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson
    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan
    Brunette: Katie Holmes

  112. cashatho7890 says

    Well I only am guessing tom cruise and katie holmes.

    I wouldn’t have gotten far at all haha, def not pretty enough

  116. sassafrass says

    Male Movie Star: Tom Cruise

    Blonde: Scarlett Johansson

    Redhead: Lindsay Lohan?!

    Brunette: Katie Holmes

    • kellyinchains says

      Yep! *Definitely* ^THIS^!!!! ITA @GidgetsMom & @sassafrass!! And Lohan would’ve been *HILARIOUS*!!!! rotflmao! (But poor Katie Holmes 🙁 )

    • bec215d says

      ^^ This – Kidman is a natural redhead, but doesn’t fit as being one who’s career took a nosedive.

  117. gemini1993 says

    tom cruise
    scar jo
    nicole kidman
    katie holmes
    no because he is nuts and i want nothing to do with scientology