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January 27, 2016 Blind Gossip

america gu[Blind Gossip] This athlete is already a big star overseas. Now he is moving to the U.S.!

He LOVES being in the public eye, so if you’ve never heard of him until now, he will start popping up in American tabloids soon.

First order of business when he gets here? Buy a weapon! Just kidding. He’s leaving all his guns and ammo behind. Those things can get you into trouble!

No, the first order of business will be… to set him up with a female celebrity! He’s been without a “wife” or “girlfriend” for over a year, and his team knows that the best way to set him up as a “ladies’ man” – and for him to start scoring endorsements – is to have him start dating a celebrity.

The search is on! Who’s available?

Similar: How This Athlete Dodged A Bigger Scandal

Athlete:

[Optional] Who would make a good “girlfriend” for him?

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  1. Mia444 says

    January 28, 2016 at 10:40 am

    Ashley Cole. He’s gay and black, so he and rumored lesbian Kendall Jenner would be a good fit.

  2. scumby says

    January 28, 2016 at 10:08 am

    Who is Ashley Cole?

  3. Mellmac says

    January 28, 2016 at 9:11 am

    On 27 February 2011, Cole accidentally shot a 21-year-old student on work experience with a .22 calibre air rifle, at Chelsea’s Cobham training ground. He fired at Tom Cowan, a sports science student, from only five feet away, apparently unaware that the rifle was loaded.

  4. WhoDatGirl says

    January 28, 2016 at 6:37 am

    Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo?

    He does the “gunslinger pose” and there have been questions about his sexuality all throughout his career

    He needs to pick a pretty, young aspiring celebrity, not an established celebrity. It will still give him the “straight” look and keeps the tabs from putting their relationship under too sharp a microscope at the same time.

  5. themomica says

    January 28, 2016 at 6:16 am

    Oscar Pistorious or Cristian Ronaldo

  6. Tbilll says

    January 28, 2016 at 5:25 am

    Ashely Cole.

  7. RexDeus says

    January 28, 2016 at 5:02 am

    Ashley Cole. English footballer. Leaving Roma to join the LA Galaxy.

    Used to be married to pop star, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini.

    Successfully sued UK newspapers over allegations that he participated in gay orgy.

    Accidentally shot someone at Chelsea’s training ground a few years ago.

  8. dorisday says

    January 28, 2016 at 4:41 am

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Megan Rapino
    😉

  9. Stinkweed says

    January 28, 2016 at 4:25 am

    Oscar Pistorius.

  10. pantheon9000 says

    January 28, 2016 at 4:10 am

    OMG. I think it’s Oscar Pistorius. Ugh.

  11. jajarose says

    January 28, 2016 at 2:38 am

    Ashley Cole
    Any professional beards

  12. Emmyb1608 says

    January 28, 2016 at 1:32 am

    Oscar Pistorius? Surely he can’t leave South Africa though?!

  13. sandramanjie says

    January 28, 2016 at 1:25 am

    Ashley Cole

  14. Itsmaryk says

    January 27, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Pistotius

    • Itsmaryk says

      January 27, 2016 at 10:18 pm

      Pistorius

  15. m0m0ntherun says

    January 27, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Ronaldo

  16. qnbee1022 says

    January 27, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Kendall Jenner came out and said that she wants to date Cristiano Ronaldo after he literally liked her pic on IG. Weird, I thought he was out.

  17. Whalesnark says

    January 27, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Christiano Ronaldo

    Partner ideas: sadly, people who determine that a healthy paycheque is worth than a healthy mind trade one for the other. Now, they are also hypocrites.

    Be you : show that you are more than one part of your life and that you don’t want pay by those rules anymore. Then stick to your resolution.

  18. Bananalicious says

    January 27, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Maybe Taylor Swift or Cheryl Cole…

  19. spikekuji says

    January 27, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    Soccer is the sport, Ashley Cole is the “athlete”. Ugh.

  20. caitlin815 says

    January 27, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Cristiano Renaldo

  21. MarkyMark says

    January 27, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    Is Crispy moving here? Is the U.S. ready for his shaved and waxed perfection??

  22. TheMountains says

    January 27, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    I hope it isn’t Oscar P. I thought he was ultimately being convicted and would be jailed. POS.

  23. ellipsistg says

    January 27, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo

  24. hrhfedup says

    January 27, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    Pistorius?

  25. brainy says

    January 27, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Ronaldo cristiano

    Olivia culpo

    They deserve each other. Or the K-trash family is a match too.

  26. bullterrier70 says

    January 27, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo?

  27. WillowPotter says

    January 27, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo?

    Emma Stone ( if single ), she’s the only one that I can think of at the moment.

  28. Moonpie says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    Christiano Renaldo RenaldoChristiano RenaldoChristiano Renaldo.
    Optional: I heard Kendall and Harry are done.

  29. erindipity says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo?

    Would certainly quell some of those substantial gay rumours.

    No idea who would make a good gf. Didn’t he date Paris Hilton?

  30. KateArms says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo

    [Optional] Who would make a good “girlfriend” for him?: lol Kendall Jenner or someone who could put him on TV more.

  31. HermioneWeasley says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Christiano ronaldo.

    He already bought a new house in the us. He’s gay hence the “” around wife or girlfriend.

  32. tallzeez says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Christiano Rinaldo

  33. tuckerlee123 says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Ashley Cole

  34. TheSalmon says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    Christiano Ronaldo

  35. Lili Von Shtupp says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    Ronaldo

  36. bhsbaby says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    I would lose my * if this was Oscar Pistorious who DEFINITELY has had problems with guns in the past.

    I don’t know that any self preserving celeb lady would be caught within shooting distance.

  37. Bamadex says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    I think Cristiano Ronaldo bought an apartment in NY but, if it’s him, I don’t get the guns reference.

    Whatever celeb “girlfriend” he gets, it won’t be Rihanna: She outed him.

  38. noir4moon says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Ashley Cole, just signed to L.A. Galaxy(?)

    He is rumoured to be one of the many in the closet premiership footballers, clues included in the blind are all the talk about guns and ammo (Referring to the infamous incident where he shot a work experience boy with a pellet gun a few years ago).

    Both him and Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernadez-Versini were supposedly bearding for each other during their ‘marriage’.

    ‘The search is on’ is most likely a reference to the X Factor on which Cheryl…

  39. ladyluck27 says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Christian Ronaldo?

  40. I Am PunkA says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Ashley Cole, just signed with LA Galaxy

    Was married to Cheryl Tweedy (Cole) , but divorced. She is pretty hot.

    And Cole fancies himself a ladies man.

  41. jeanmarieok says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    Oscar Pistorius? I hope I’m wrong.

  42. xiopio says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo

  43. maddiva44 says

    January 27, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Ronaldo.

  44. mermaidh2 says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    Cristiano Rinaldo is supposedly moving to Miami. Don’t get the gun reference though…

  45. KrazyCatLady says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Oscar Pistorious. Gun reference

  46. RebellionTruth says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Ashley Cole

  47. kimbers says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Guessing it’s soccer and I dont care about soccer players

    Fix him up with selena gomez bc she needs a healthy image. No one believes that she had never gone to rehab for her issues and her crack head apearance was lupus.

  48. modelle18 says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Oscar Pistorius…

    so creepy

  49. nightswimming says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    Footballer Ashley Cole, just signed for LA Galaxy

    Used to play for Arsenal “the Gunners”

  50. Arianna1 says

    January 27, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Ashley Cole is moving from the UK to the US to play with the LA Galaxies. And wouldn’t be love Gigi or Kendall as a “girlfriend”.

  51. ldylkngb says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Surely not Oscar pistorius??

  52. ethelm says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    I don’t know who this is but if he’s willing to accept a Z-list celebrity he can have any of the Kardashians/Jenners. They’re more than willing to do anything or anybody. I’m not sure about Kanye Kardashian though.

  53. bhakti says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Christiano Ronaldo

  54. pinkmarie says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo

    He’s rumored to be gay. This might be his chance to score a beard!

  55. CanaryCry says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo, who’s got at least one foot in the closet?

    A possible beard for him? Not Taylor Swift … LOL

  56. ToadKisser says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    Athlete: Ashley Cole
    Good “girlfriend”: Zac Efron

  57. Regulatori says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Ashley Cole (The Cole of Cheryl Cole)
    He just signed with LA Galaxy.

    Leave his guns home = used to play for Arsenal known as the “Gunners.” Also accidentally shot someone with an air rifle while playing for Chelsea.

    He’s constantly in the UK tabloids.

  58. PinkCrayon says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo??? I’m guessing. I’ve been seen him a lot lately on mags and tv.

    Optional: Kendall Jenner. They can beard for each other once she’s done with Harry.

  59. algarve2016 says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Athlete: Christiano Ronaldo

    A good celebrity? Heidi Klum! She has kids, she has a good reputation, and if she wanted to do him this favor, they would make a nice looking couple. Of course, if he wants another child, who knows what would happen?

  60. HollySleuth says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo

    [Optional]: Who would make a good “girlfriend” for him? Umm, how about Honesty?! Nope, not the name of his new girlfriend … just a revolutionary idea, be honest about who you are & your sexuality. Hate to see people hiding this kind of stuff.

  61. LiamForeman says

    January 27, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Cristian Ronaldo?

  62. TheRevanchist says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Ashley Cole
    Optional: last I heard Minka Kelly is free

  63. LeeLee12345 says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Oscar Pistorius? 😉

  64. unadorned says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Christians Ronaldo

  65. tiger13 says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    ashley cole?

  66. OohMatron says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    I reckon this is Lewis Hamilton.

  67. scumby says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Ronaldo
    I don’t know-ask Eddie Murphy

  68. KWDragon says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    Oh, no. Oscar Pistorius. That man is a murderer and a danger. He is without a girlfriend because he killed the last one. He is on house arrest. Is he thinking about fleeing?

  69. lindy555 says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Mario Balotelli?

    Khloe Kardashian – they both love the spotlight and themselves!

    • lindy555 says

      January 30, 2016 at 8:44 pm

      I still think it’s Super Mario! He got I. Trouble for a post on social media of a photo of him with a gun. Broke up with his fiancée over a year ago.

  70. Sephene says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    Ashley Cole, English footballer formerly of Chelsea, now with LA Galaxy. Previous beard of Cheryl. In 2011 he accidentally shot a work experience student with an air rifle.

    • nonsygirl says

      January 28, 2016 at 1:49 pm

      Spot on, Sephene! Everyone says Cristiano because they don’t really know any other soccer players but most of the clues don’t fit him.

      Ashley fits this blind perfectly.

    • samsimons says

      January 28, 2016 at 2:27 pm

      I thought Ashley had a preggers gf though? Even if they’re not still together/she’s not pregnant it definitely hasn’t been over a year since I heard about that. Unless I’m thinking of completely the wrong person…

    • spookie says

      January 28, 2016 at 5:43 pm

      Double bearding.

  71. sabrina325 says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Ashley Cole?

  72. jerseygirlangie says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Ronaldo – although I don’t get the gun references .

  73. Birthdaygirl says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Ashley Cole LOVE HIM, I HOPE ITS SOMEONE DECENT

  74. claire says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Ronaldo

  75. slole1 says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Ashley Cole
    Kaitlyn Jenner

    • fairylights says

      January 30, 2016 at 9:56 pm

      logged in just to say you made me LOL, cheers!

  76. stolidog says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    Lewis Hamilton…is he too old for Ariana Grande?

  77. rockstar says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    Oscar Pistorius! (Prolly not, he probably can’t leave the country.)

    • yayanose411 says

      January 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

      I agree with you 100%!. Gun pic is a clue.l

  78. andragon says

    January 27, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Cristiano Ronaldo.

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