[Blind Gossip] This athlete is already a big star overseas. Now he is moving to the U.S.!
He LOVES being in the public eye, so if you’ve never heard of him until now, he will start popping up in American tabloids soon.
First order of business when he gets here? Buy a weapon! Just kidding. He’s leaving all his guns and ammo behind. Those things can get you into trouble!
No, the first order of business will be… to set him up with a female celebrity! He’s been without a “wife” or “girlfriend” for over a year, and his team knows that the best way to set him up as a “ladies’ man” – and for him to start scoring endorsements – is to have him start dating a celebrity.
The search is on! Who’s available?
Similar: How This Athlete Dodged A Bigger Scandal
[Optional] Who would make a good “girlfriend” for him?
Ashley Cole. He’s gay and black, so he and rumored lesbian Kendall Jenner would be a good fit.
Who is Ashley Cole?
On 27 February 2011, Cole accidentally shot a 21-year-old student on work experience with a .22 calibre air rifle, at Chelsea’s Cobham training ground. He fired at Tom Cowan, a sports science student, from only five feet away, apparently unaware that the rifle was loaded.
Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo?
He does the “gunslinger pose” and there have been questions about his sexuality all throughout his career
He needs to pick a pretty, young aspiring celebrity, not an established celebrity. It will still give him the “straight” look and keeps the tabs from putting their relationship under too sharp a microscope at the same time.
Oscar Pistorious or Cristian Ronaldo
Ashley Cole. English footballer. Leaving Roma to join the LA Galaxy.
Used to be married to pop star, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini.
Successfully sued UK newspapers over allegations that he participated in gay orgy.
Accidentally shot someone at Chelsea’s training ground a few years ago.
OMG. I think it’s Oscar Pistorius. Ugh.
Any professional beards
Oscar Pistorius? Surely he can’t leave South Africa though?!
Kendall Jenner came out and said that she wants to date Cristiano Ronaldo after he literally liked her pic on IG. Weird, I thought he was out.
Partner ideas: sadly, people who determine that a healthy paycheque is worth than a healthy mind trade one for the other. Now, they are also hypocrites.
Be you : show that you are more than one part of your life and that you don’t want pay by those rules anymore. Then stick to your resolution.
Maybe Taylor Swift or Cheryl Cole…
Soccer is the sport, Ashley Cole is the “athlete”. Ugh.
Is Crispy moving here? Is the U.S. ready for his shaved and waxed perfection??
I hope it isn’t Oscar P. I thought he was ultimately being convicted and would be jailed. POS.
They deserve each other. Or the K-trash family is a match too.
Emma Stone ( if single ), she’s the only one that I can think of at the moment.
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Optional: I heard Kendall and Harry are done.
Would certainly quell some of those substantial gay rumours.
No idea who would make a good gf. Didn’t he date Paris Hilton?
Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo
[Optional] Who would make a good “girlfriend” for him?: lol Kendall Jenner or someone who could put him on TV more.
He already bought a new house in the us. He’s gay hence the “” around wife or girlfriend.
Lili Von Shtupp says
I would lose my * if this was Oscar Pistorious who DEFINITELY has had problems with guns in the past.
I don’t know that any self preserving celeb lady would be caught within shooting distance.
I think Cristiano Ronaldo bought an apartment in NY but, if it’s him, I don’t get the guns reference.
Whatever celeb “girlfriend” he gets, it won’t be Rihanna: She outed him.
Ashley Cole, just signed to L.A. Galaxy(?)
He is rumoured to be one of the many in the closet premiership footballers, clues included in the blind are all the talk about guns and ammo (Referring to the infamous incident where he shot a work experience boy with a pellet gun a few years ago).
Both him and Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernadez-Versini were supposedly bearding for each other during their ‘marriage’.
‘The search is on’ is most likely a reference to the X Factor on which Cheryl…
I Am PunkA says
Ashley Cole, just signed with LA Galaxy
Was married to Cheryl Tweedy (Cole) , but divorced. She is pretty hot.
And Cole fancies himself a ladies man.
Oscar Pistorius? I hope I’m wrong.
Cristiano Rinaldo is supposedly moving to Miami. Don’t get the gun reference though…
Oscar Pistorious. Gun reference
Guessing it’s soccer and I dont care about soccer players
Fix him up with selena gomez bc she needs a healthy image. No one believes that she had never gone to rehab for her issues and her crack head apearance was lupus.
Footballer Ashley Cole, just signed for LA Galaxy
Used to play for Arsenal “the Gunners”
Ashley Cole is moving from the UK to the US to play with the LA Galaxies. And wouldn’t be love Gigi or Kendall as a “girlfriend”.
Surely not Oscar pistorius??
I don’t know who this is but if he’s willing to accept a Z-list celebrity he can have any of the Kardashians/Jenners. They’re more than willing to do anything or anybody. I’m not sure about Kanye Kardashian though.
Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo
He’s rumored to be gay. This might be his chance to score a beard!
Cristiano Ronaldo, who’s got at least one foot in the closet?
A possible beard for him? Not Taylor Swift … LOL
Athlete: Ashley Cole
Good “girlfriend”: Zac Efron
Ashley Cole (The Cole of Cheryl Cole)
He just signed with LA Galaxy.
Leave his guns home = used to play for Arsenal known as the “Gunners.” Also accidentally shot someone with an air rifle while playing for Chelsea.
He’s constantly in the UK tabloids.
Cristiano Ronaldo??? I’m guessing. I’ve been seen him a lot lately on mags and tv.
Optional: Kendall Jenner. They can beard for each other once she’s done with Harry.
Athlete: Christiano Ronaldo
A good celebrity? Heidi Klum! She has kids, she has a good reputation, and if she wanted to do him this favor, they would make a nice looking couple. Of course, if he wants another child, who knows what would happen?
Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo
[Optional]: Who would make a good “girlfriend” for him? Umm, how about Honesty?! Nope, not the name of his new girlfriend … just a revolutionary idea, be honest about who you are & your sexuality. Hate to see people hiding this kind of stuff.
Optional: last I heard Minka Kelly is free
Oscar Pistorius? 😉
I reckon this is Lewis Hamilton.
I don’t know-ask Eddie Murphy
Oh, no. Oscar Pistorius. That man is a murderer and a danger. He is without a girlfriend because he killed the last one. He is on house arrest. Is he thinking about fleeing?
Khloe Kardashian – they both love the spotlight and themselves!
I still think it’s Super Mario! He got I. Trouble for a post on social media of a photo of him with a gun. Broke up with his fiancée over a year ago.
Ashley Cole, English footballer formerly of Chelsea, now with LA Galaxy. Previous beard of Cheryl. In 2011 he accidentally shot a work experience student with an air rifle.
Spot on, Sephene! Everyone says Cristiano because they don’t really know any other soccer players but most of the clues don’t fit him.
Ashley fits this blind perfectly.
I thought Ashley had a preggers gf though? Even if they’re not still together/she’s not pregnant it definitely hasn’t been over a year since I heard about that. Unless I’m thinking of completely the wrong person…
Ronaldo – although I don’t get the gun references .
Ashley Cole LOVE HIM, I HOPE ITS SOMEONE DECENT
logged in just to say you made me LOL, cheers!
Lewis Hamilton…is he too old for Ariana Grande?
Oscar Pistorius! (Prolly not, he probably can’t leave the country.)
I agree with you 100%!. Gun pic is a clue.l