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Amy Schumer’s Crying Date

August 17, 2016 Blind Gossip

amy schumer 3[Radar Online] In her new book, Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo, Amy Schumer says she dated an A-list rocker.

“He’s famous and I’m a fan,” she dished.

But on a second date in New York’s swanky Bowery Hotel, she got nervous and watched her self-esteem plummet.

“This was a f***ing date with a f***ing rock star!” she explained.

When they went up to the bedroom, she wasn’t “present”— because she was pining for an ex-boyfriend. “We touched each other and tears started rolling down my cheeks,” she recalled.

Similar: Amy Schumer’s Kissing Trainwreck

Male Rock Star:

[Optional] Would you rather date Amy Schumer, the rock star, or neither?

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  1. JohnnyDerpp says

    August 22, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    Mumford and sons.

  2. Tequila Mama says

    August 18, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Chris Martin

  3. Marybel says

    August 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    She is so full of *…and herself. Wait. Same thing.

  4. sassygurl1987 says

    August 18, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    LENNY KRAVITZ

  5. Trinaep says

    August 18, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    I am soo sick of Amy Schumer. Over saturation.
    Thats all.

    • CanaryCry says

      August 19, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      Crash & burn, here we come … I thought Roseanne’s was bad enough.

      I’d love to know whether or not the rocker was married … my guesses would be Bruce Springsteen, John Mayer, one of the Strokes, or someone British.

  6. bostonbratt says

    August 18, 2016 at 11:28 am

    Mick Jagger.
    I would go on a date with Mick. Not sleep with him though.

  7. kassady says

    August 18, 2016 at 11:12 am

    Best answer ever. No clue if it’s correct or not but it is hilarious.

  8. MaryQuiteContrary says

    August 18, 2016 at 9:23 am

    Tommy Lee ?

  9. thelasthigh says

    August 17, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    I don’t know who the rockstar is but i’d never date Amy . i find her very unattractive, body and face. even if she lost 50 lb her face is still bad .

    • NOTellebee says

      August 18, 2016 at 11:19 am

      What a disgusting comment to make.

    • PatioPrincess says

      August 18, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      Why? it’s true. It’s not like “thelasthigh” is lying.

    • thelasthigh says

      August 18, 2016 at 5:52 pm

      lol finding someone unattractive is “disgusting”? ?

      stop thinking a person’s entire worth is based on whether or not everyone considers them attractive & that noticing someone is fat is an insult.

      I find her face & overweight body unattractive, so I wouldn’t want to date her. That was the question being asked.

      I also find her savvy & admire her success, so I would want to have her as a coworker or boss. If that were the question being asked, that’s how I would’ve answered.

    • stinkerbell says

      August 19, 2016 at 8:33 am

      Hey, link us to your picture so we can see what a hottie you are.

    • chaseboogie says

      August 19, 2016 at 3:58 pm

      LOL!!! That hurts but at least you’re honest. I couldn’t touch her either. I don’t care how famous she is, if I tell people I smashed her I would still take an “L” and be heckled for life.

  10. channel orange says

    August 17, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Male Rock Star: Lenny Kravitz?

    Optional: I would date neither. I wouldn’t date a guy who would date her. Can she just go away?

    • Zap The Sheep says

      August 18, 2016 at 12:04 pm

      Thank you. I just don’t get people’s fascination with her. I don’t find her funny. She’s not attractive. Why is she the current comedy It girl?

    • PatioPrincess says

      August 18, 2016 at 5:50 pm

      Because she swears for the sake of swearing to be “edgy” which really doesn’t involve and talent or skill. The facts are that she is not funny, not very feminine, and not very original. I too, cannot wait until her 15 min. of fame is up (she and Lena Dunham…another zero)

    • generalZod says

      August 18, 2016 at 8:31 pm

      i agree with everyone who is sick of her.
      i didn’t mind her much several years back before but, now, i am super sick of this annoying hag.

    • SleuthingForFun says

      August 19, 2016 at 10:46 am

      I don’t get her or her antics of comedy funny. She tries too hard and TMI just like Lena Dunham, IMO. As PatioP says.

    • gijane says

      August 19, 2016 at 12:10 pm

      Thank you, soulmates!

    • CanaryCry says

      August 19, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      Count me in as well. Women have sex: what a concept! It’s not the subject that’s offensive … it’s the way she projects herself, duckfaces & all.

      Christopher Hitchens would be justified in his notion that women aren’t funny. I can only imagine how things would’ve turned out if Amy were “Adam” Schuemer … how easily he could’ve gotten away with things or couldn’t, what axes he’d have to grind, etc..

  11. HotTeacher88 says

    August 17, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Neither. Amy admitted in a comedy sketch having
    HPV, and so many rock stars either stink, are *, or are drug addicts. No thanks.

    • vajislav says

      August 18, 2016 at 10:16 pm

      Not to mention her face.

    • chaseboogie says

      August 19, 2016 at 3:55 pm

      That was cold. But sooooo funny at the same time.

    • spookie says

      August 19, 2016 at 11:14 pm

      You realise a huge swathe of the population at any one time has HPV? It’s like saying you have a dormant chickenpox virus,

  12. pscheck2 says

    August 17, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Justin Bibes?

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