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Amy Schumer’s Crying Date

amy schumer 3[Radar Online] In her new book, Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo, Amy Schumer says she dated an A-list rocker.

“He’s famous and I’m a fan,” she dished.

But on a second date in New York’s swanky Bowery Hotel, she got nervous and watched her self-esteem plummet.

“This was a f***ing date with a f***ing rock star!” she explained.

When they went up to the bedroom, she wasn’t “present”— because she was pining for an ex-boyfriend. “We touched each other and tears started rolling down my cheeks,” she recalled.

Similar: Amy Schumer’s Kissing Trainwreck

Male Rock Star:

[Optional] Would you rather date Amy Schumer, the rock star, or neither?

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    • CanaryCry says

      Crash & burn, here we come … I thought Roseanne’s was bad enough.

      I’d love to know whether or not the rocker was married … my guesses would be Bruce Springsteen, John Mayer, one of the Strokes, or someone British.

  9. thelasthigh says

    I don’t know who the rockstar is but i’d never date Amy . i find her very unattractive, body and face. even if she lost 50 lb her face is still bad .

    • thelasthigh says

      lol finding someone unattractive is “disgusting”? ?

      stop thinking a person’s entire worth is based on whether or not everyone considers them attractive & that noticing someone is fat is an insult.

      I find her face & overweight body unattractive, so I wouldn’t want to date her. That was the question being asked.

      I also find her savvy & admire her success, so I would want to have her as a coworker or boss. If that were the question being asked, that’s how I would’ve answered.

    • chaseboogie says

      LOL!!! That hurts but at least you’re honest. I couldn’t touch her either. I don’t care how famous she is, if I tell people I smashed her I would still take an “L” and be heckled for life.

  10. channel orange says

    Male Rock Star: Lenny Kravitz?

    Optional: I would date neither. I wouldn’t date a guy who would date her. Can she just go away?

    • Zap The Sheep says

      Thank you. I just don’t get people’s fascination with her. I don’t find her funny. She’s not attractive. Why is she the current comedy It girl?

    • PatioPrincess says

      Because she swears for the sake of swearing to be “edgy” which really doesn’t involve and talent or skill. The facts are that she is not funny, not very feminine, and not very original. I too, cannot wait until her 15 min. of fame is up (she and Lena Dunham…another zero)

    • generalZod says

      i agree with everyone who is sick of her.
      i didn’t mind her much several years back before but, now, i am super sick of this annoying hag.

    • SleuthingForFun says

      I don’t get her or her antics of comedy funny. She tries too hard and TMI just like Lena Dunham, IMO. As PatioP says.

    • CanaryCry says

      Count me in as well. Women have sex: what a concept! It’s not the subject that’s offensive … it’s the way she projects herself, duckfaces & all.

      Christopher Hitchens would be justified in his notion that women aren’t funny. I can only imagine how things would’ve turned out if Amy were “Adam” Schuemer … how easily he could’ve gotten away with things or couldn’t, what axes he’d have to grind, etc..

  11. HotTeacher88 says

    Neither. Amy admitted in a comedy sketch having
    HPV, and so many rock stars either stink, are *, or are drug addicts. No thanks.