[Blind Gossip] With a serious criminal scandal looming over his head, the team behind this Academy Award-winning actor needed to redirect your attention to something else. So, over the course of the past week, they have released a convenient flood of stories that will push the scandal far down the search page!
Hey, did you hear about that new role he booked? Wow! An actor booked a role! Isn’t that amazing?
Hey, did you see he went out to a club with his friends? Isn’t he fun?
Hey, did you hear about his new project where he is trying to save the world? Pay no attention to they hypocrisy he practices in his everyday life when it come to the environment. He’s a hero!
Hey, did you hear about that other project he’s working on for kids? He cares about our kids!
Hey, did you you hear about that time many years ago when he did something scary? He almost died, people! Don’t you feel sorry for him? Aren’t you glad he’s still here?
Don’t you envy him? Don’t you admire him? Don’t you feel sorry for him? Haven’t you forgotten all about that pesky story about him engaging in criminal behavior?
Well played, PR team. Well played.
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