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To The Tune Of We Are Never

taylor swift 9[Blind Gossip] After a boozy meal with a friend or two, this successful actor started singing loudly enough for others to hear him.

They were talking about women and marriage and then he started singing just a couple of lines. It was to the tune of Taylor Swift’s “We… are never ever ever… getting back together.” He changed the words to “I…. am never ever ever… getting maaaaarried.”  I think he was drunk.

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Actor:

[Optional] Do you think he means it?

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  2. Goodgrief says

    Reminds me of that commercial, I’m never getting married, I’m never moving to the suburbs, I’m never having kids. I think it is Leo.

    He probably means it.

  3. PrettyInPink84 says

    Joshua Jackson after his 8 hour wine bender outside a restaurant the other day. He’s so adorable!

  6. SilentStar says

    That would be hilarious if it was Tom Hiddleston, though I suspect this blind isn’t that obvious.

    I hope he means it. Marriage in a modern world is just an arcane irrelevant concept, and the traditional forms are oppressive to women.

  16. amagod121 says

    Actor: Tom Hiddleston
    Optional: yep, in regards to Taylor. I think it’s really pretty lame on his part as it looks like he freaked out due to some knocks in his career over his romance with Taylor.

  20. scootypuffjr says

    I’m gonna go with Leo Dicaprio.

    Yeah, I think he means it. Some of us just aren’t made for married life.

  25. blinkandyoumight says

    BEN AFFLECK

    He wants to get out of his marriage to Garner. The last two times he wanted to leave she supposedly got pregnant (also a blind earlier alluding to Affleck saying it wasn’t even possible for her to get pregnant while they were separated…yet some how she mysteriously did and he stayed…)

    She seems like the type to poke holes in her guy’s condoms to keep him from leaving her.
    She thinks she’s doing this for the kids…but she’s permanently screwing her kids up.

  26. spunkie brewster says

    Hmmmm Tom Hiddleston? Trouble already?
    Possibly. I don’t plan on marrying and I’m a woman. Personally, I don’t feel a legally binding document is necessary. Besides, why pay a ton of money to be in a relationship and a large amount to get out too? Just doesn’t make sense to me. Forever doesn’t need all of that