Pay No Attention To The Gay Musician

fishsticks[Blind Gossip] This is a fascinating story if you have been following two big celebrity stories over the past few days.

There is a network that is rarely the first to break news about celebrity events, because they always wait for official confirmation from celebs and their publicists before saying anything.

Today, however, something unusual happened. They “broke” an unconfirmed story (Yes, yes, we know they didn’t really break it because the story already broke days ago, but they are the first television network to talk about publicly as if it’s a fact, so whatever).

Why would they do that? Why would this network break with protocol and risk the ire of top celebs and their publicist by running such a big announcement without any kind of confirmation?

We know why!

It’s because of the OTHER story that was in the gossip columns yesterday and today. You know… the one about a certain gay musician?

The producer of multiple shows on that same network doesn’t want anyone messing with a ridiculous illusion that he has created that is now his biggest cash cow. Anything that has the potential to spoil that illusion must be suppressed! Pay no attention to that gay musician in the corner!

So, meetings were held to decide how to get the gay musician story out of the headlines. The staff fished for ideas and beat each other with sticks (OK, not really, but they did discuss it). How could they get the public to stop talking about the gay musician?

First, they blocked the story from their own properties. So, while the gay musician chatter dominated every other gossip site and broadcast for the past 24 hours, this particular network’s shows and websites didn’t mention a peep about it. Just pretended it never happened.

But nature and media abhor a vacuum. They had to fill that vacuum with something.

So they prematurely broke the unconfirmed story about another big celebrity! Distraction complete!

Now, the celebrities who are the subjects of story #2 are furious! But the network doesn’t care. They’ll fix that relationship later. As long as they saved the cash cow revenues by burying story #1, well, that’s all that matters for today!

This network really wants you to believe that they are the leader in entertainment news. They’re not. They are, however, the leader in entertainment news manipulation.

Network:

Story #1 Gay Musician:

Story #2 unconfirmed rumor:

Producer:

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  1. colby2283 says

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Not sure – Beyonce pregnant?

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

      • CindyB says

        Best. Episode. Ever.

        “The staff fished for ideas and beat each other with sticks…”

        “Do you like fish sticks?”
        “Yes.”
        “What are you, a gay fish??”

        Kanye had a huge role in that episode.

  2. SRzwg says

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West
    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyoncé pregnancy
    Producer: Someone from the E! Network

  3. KWDragon says

    Network: E! Entertainment

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kayne West (fish sticks pics/fish sticks references/LOVE that South Park episode!)

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce is pregnant (which us savvy BG readers knew AGES ago)

    Producer: How did Ryan Seacrest become so all-powerful? I know he owns the Kardashians (and Mama Kris thinks she’s in charge. Ha!), but, seriously, how far is this guy’s reach. It’s like Illuminati scary what he can do.

    • wendy hood says

      Sold his soul, like the rest of them. The mass media is another way for the elite to control the masses minds, Seacrest is one of the new school puppet masters. Stepped on the right heads, kissed the right butts, willing to do anything for money (including polluting innocent minds). Easy!

  4. cutieswift13 says

    Network: E!
    Story #1 Gay Musician: Something about Kanye
    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce’s “pregnancy”
    Producer: Ryan seacrest

  5. breanna_monique says

    Network: E! News
    Unconfirmed Rumor: Beyonce Pregnancy
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    Lost about the gay musician…is it Frank Ocean? IDK I’m just grasping at straws.

  6. jshjen137 says

    Gay Musician: Kanye West
    Unconfirmed Rumore: Beyonce Pregnancy
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  7. jmol says

    Network: E! Network

    Story #1 Gay Musician:Kanye

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce pregnant

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    Clue: Fishsticks = GOOPY Paltrow

  8. Rebecca says

    Network: E!
    Story #1: Kanye, Gay musician
    Story#2: Beyonce pregnancy, unconfirmed rumor

  9. SiG621 says

    Musician kanye west
    Network: E News
    Cashcow: Kim Kardashian
    Rumor: kanye is gay
    Premature Rumor: beyonce is pregnant

    • sceptical says

      This was too, too easy. Beyonce’s pregnancy ‘confirmed’ is E!’s lead story…..and not a word about Kanye……yet Kanye is on every other gossip site.

  10. Rapunzel says

    Network: E!
    Gay Musician: Kanye West
    Unconfirmed Rumor: Beyonce is pregnant
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    • Rapunzel says

      OMG, and I just noticed the fish sticks/fish dicks in the photo. Kanye West IS a gay fish! I love you, Blind Gossip.

  11. SiG621 says

    Musician kanye west
    Network: E News
    Cashcow: Kim Kardashian
    Rumor: kanye is gay
    Premature Rumor: beyonce is pregnant
    Prodcer: Seacrest

  12. KrazyCatLady says

    I like how you included the fishsticks reference from the episode of South Park where they make fun of Kanye because he doesn’t get the joke.

    E broke the Bey Bey story, TMZ cautiously followed with a disclaimer.

  13. gigipeach says

    easy peasy:

    Eonline whose cash cow Kim K is with

    Gay singer: kanye west

    distraction: Beyonce & Jay-Z

  14. yiya21 says

    Network : NBC
    Story 1 Gay : Kanye West
    Story 2 Rumor : Beyonce pregnancy
    Producer : Ryan Seacrest

  15. global609 says

    Network – E!
    Story 1 – Kanye is Gay
    Story 2 – Bey is Prego
    Producer – Ryan Seacrest

  16. lobsterbabe says

    Eonline
    Kanye
    Beyonce is pregnant
    Ryan Seacrest

    I hope the real truth eventually comes out about everything, they are all a bunch of pathological liars and narcissists!!

  17. secretsquirrel says

    Network: E Enterainment
    Story 1 Gay musician:Kanye West
    Story 2: Beyonce 2nd pregnancy
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  18. Jess says

    Story #1: Gay musician = Kanye West

    Story #2: Unconfirmed rumor = Beyonce’s pregnancy

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    Seacrest is not going to allow speculation about Kanye’s gay affair with Riccardo Tisci cast a shadow over his lucrative Kardashian Kash Kow.

  19. kellbell26 says

    Network: E!
    Story #1: gay musician: Kanye
    Story #2: unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce’s pregnant
    Producer: Seacrest

  20. Stars In My Eyes says

    Network: E!
    Gay Musician in Story #1: Kanye “Gayfish” West
    Story #2 uncofirmed rumor is Beyonce pregnant and her and the Camel are the ones mad about it.
    Producer:Ryan “Sparkles” Seacrest (between this and the Houghs and American Idol tanking, he is having a horrible year!!!!)

  21. californiajim says

    I’m so not aware, but I think its the following:

    Network: E!
    Producer: Ryan Secrest
    Show: Anything Kardashian (keeping up with, take miami, etc.)
    Muscian: Kanye with the designer
    Story #2: Bey having baby #2

  22. Virgo826 says

    So true that E! Is all about manipulating entertainment news!! Too much pandering and ass kissing.

    Network: E!
    Gay: Kanye West
    Rumor: Beyonce’s pregnancy
    Producer: Kris Jenner? Ryan Seacrest? Both?

  23. ILoveDlisted says

    Network: E!

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: In love with Riccardo Tisci

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  24. cherryfries says

    I think we all know that the gay musician is Kanye West. Also, I have been seeing story 2 all over with Beyonce being pregnant. Ryan Seacrest should know that Kanye being gay would only add fuel to the fire.

  25. JaneDawson says

    Magazine: InTouch
    Gay: Kayne West
    Other dude with Story #2: Jay Z and his second child on the way

  26. Soulfire says

    Network:b E!News

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West + his gay rumours

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce being pregnant

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  27. Soulfire says

    An add-on: the cash cow illusion being Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s relationship

  28. mistyk says

    The network is E News and story #2 is Beyonce’s pregnancy. I have no idea about story #1!

  29. ASBO5ive says

    Network: E Online

    Story #1 Gay Musician: That Jonas brother?

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce’s pregnancy with baby #2

    Producer: Seacrest?

  30. leesa30 says

    Of course your loyal readers know you broke the story first Ace. But I must say, this makes for the juicest gossip. Now what about that Kelly Rowland song that was leaked yesterday. That was interesting also. I wonder how that ties in. Staying tune to the #1 blind gossip site for details…

  31. Ryley says

    Story #1 – Kanye West (Gay Fish/Fishsticks Southpark)
    Story #2 – Beyonce/Jaz Z pregnancy (E broke the story without confirmation)
    Producer – Ryan Seacrest (Produces Keeping Up with the Kardashians on the E Network)

  32. melgrady says

    Network: E!
    Gay: Kanye West
    Rumor: Jay Z and Beyonce’s pregnancy
    Producer: Ryan Seacrust

  33. miss_moo says

    Story 1 – Kanye is gay! Fish + fish sticks ( South Park ep) + cash cow being Kim K.

    Story 2 – Beyonce is pregnant.

    Producer / Network – E!

  34. tml says

    Gay Musician:Kanye West
    Unconfirmed rumor:Beyonce pregancy
    Producer:Ryan Seacrest

  35. gossipgirl93 says

    Network: E
    Gay Musician: Kanye
    Unconfirmed Rumor: Beyonce is pregnant
    Producer: Seacrest

  36. Bebo says

    Network: E! News

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West(“dating” Kim K)

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce’s pregnancy

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest?

    I think everyone already knws or has a hint about how manipulative e! can be, or at least since this whole reality show thing started there

  37. April123 says

    ABC

    Story#1 Kanya
    Story#2 Beyonce pregnant
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    Love love your site!!

  38. Discord8989 says

    Gay Musician:Kanye
    Story #2-Beyonce is Expecting 2nd child
    Producer-Ryan Seacrest

  39. parry says

    Network. E!
    Story 1 Gay Musician. Kanye West all over tabloids, InTouch Expose plus fish sticks reference to South Park episode about Kanye being gay

    Story 2 Beyonce Pregnant

    Producer. Ryan Seacrest – Kardashians franchise= cash cow

  40. bwarf says

    Network: E!

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye/Riccardo Tisci

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce’s pregnancy(ies)

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest.

    Some people call Kanye Gay Fish, is that why there are fish sticks in the picture? Lol!

  41. Katie says

    Network: E!
    Story 1: Kanye
    Story 2: Beyonce pregnant again
    Producer: I have no idea

  42. Naija_girl says

    The second I saw the fish sticks picture I thought of Kanye West as the gay musician lmao nice one BG.

    Second unconfirmed story is obviously Beyonce’s fake/not fake pregnancy of course.

    So I’m gonna say

    E! News

    Kanye West

    Beyonce

    Ryan Seacrest?

  43. LadySelene says

    Network: E!

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce being pregnant

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    The picture is clearly a reference to South Park’s parody of Kanye West.

  44. eb says

    Wow! That is INTERESTING!

    Network: E!
    Story #1: Gotta guess Kanye
    Story #2: Bey’s baby

  45. gaelgorham says

    Network: E Network
    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kayne West (though I didn’t realize he was a “musician.”
    Story #2 Unconfirmed Rumor: Beyonce pregnant.
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest.

    Ryan produces Kardashians, so he doesn’t want that to be derailed either. And the fish sticks and fishing reference > “What she order? Fish Filet,” a Kayne line from a song.

    • gaelgorham says

      I totally forgot about that SouthPark episode. LMAO That was hilarious, and even more on point with this blind item.

  46. pandora928 says

    Network: E! owned by NBCUniversal
    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West (and his designer boyfriend)
    Story #2 Unconfirmed: Beyonce is pregnant
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest is Managing Editor @ E! and also is the producer of all the Kardashian shows so he would def be protecting his interests on that front

    InTouch ran a story about Kim/Kanye and his designer boyfriend 2 days ago.

  47. jamiejo says

    Network: E!

    Story #1: Gay Fish – Kanye

    Story #2: Bey’s pregnancy #2

    Producer: Seacrest

  48. cottoncandy says

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye “Fish Sticks” West
    Story #2 Unconfirmed Rumor: Jay-Z and Beyonce’s “pregnancy”
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest.

    First post ever, finally.

  49. Scorpio13 says

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kayne

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce being pregnant.

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  50. jeristhird says

    Network: E!
    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West
    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce is pregnant
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  51. lalaworld says

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce being pregnant

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  52. PinkFlamingo says

    Network: E!
    Story #1: Gay musician is Kanye “Gay Fish” West. (Fish sticks photo and fish and sticks referenced in the blind.

    Story #2: beyonce & jay z baby #2/surrogacy/fake pregnancy/twins story

    Producer: Ryan Gaycrest

  53. YoGo8c says

    Network: E!

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Fishsticks
    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce pregnancy

    Producer: some other dude.

  54. emmabea says

    Network: E!
    Gay Musician – Kanye West (fishsticks are the hint, gay fish South Park episode)
    Unconfirmed Rumor – Beyonce and Jay-Z expecting
    Producer: Keeping up with the Kardashians Producer

  55. I Am PunkA says

    E! NEws

    Kanye gay

    The Voice original judges all returning

    RYan Seacrest (his cash cow is Keeping Up with the Kardashians).

  56. karrie96 says

    Story 1- Kanye and his boyfriend
    Story 2. Beyonce Pregnant
    Producer Ryan Seacrest
    Network- E

  57. MizGrandma says

    Network: E!
    Gay Musician: Kanye West
    Unconfirmed Rumor: Beyonce preggers (+ expectant surrogate)
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

    The Kardashian franchise needed to be protected by burying the kinky Kanye story. I don’t thinkE! should be worried, as we are all going to watch to see how Kim handles having an ugly baby.

  58. abc247 says

    Network: E!
    Story #1 gay musician: Kanye
    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce pregnant with baby #2
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest

  59. ekie66 says

    Network: E
    Story 1: Kanye West is gay (no surprise there) hence the fish sticks
    Story 2: not sure on this one but going to go with Wade Robson saying MJ molested him
    Producer: Ryan Seacrest – who seems to know how to hire a beard himself

  60. LeahLynn28 says

    Network:E!?
    Story #1 Gay musician:Kanye West.
    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor:Beyonce’s pregnancy.
    Producer:I have no idea.

    The Kartrashians fake reality shows air on E!,so,they still are their cash cow.And Kanye is still being linked to the Kartrashians…a clue,maybe.
    But they didn’t bury the story…the rumors about Kanye being gay isn’t new,in 2010 South Park made an episode about it.

  61. arielade says

    Network: E!

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce Pregnant?

    Producer: Don’t know

  62. RedGirl77 says

    omg, Hilarious.
    E Network
    Kanye is the big gay man
    Beyonce is the unconfirmed confirmed bun in the oven
    Ryan Seacrest The Malibu Kim Jung Il is the producer
    BAM!

  63. bk1016696 says

    Network: E

    Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West

    Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce pregnant with second child

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest produces the Kardashians whose image would certainly suffer if Kanye’s relationship with Ricardo Tisci was confirmed

  64. Quanah says

    Network: E!

    Story 1: Kanye West

    Story 2: Beyonce and Jay-Z being pregnant

    Producer: Ryan Seacrest