BuzzFoto – This married B List Actress (Film and Television) had a very good Thanksgiving and Christmas. We’re only hearing about it now, because soon the snow is going to hit the fan so to speak, but the whole story started back last November. Our Actress was at Thanksgiving with the family when she and her brother-in-law went for a so-called ‘grocery run.’ Someone claimed they had run out of something silly like pie or whipped cream and both the Actress and the Brother-in-law volunteered to run to the store to go get it. The family was preoccupied so no one noticed how long the errand took, or the fact that when the two returned, their clothes were rumpled and they were panting and red-faced. That was allegedly the first incident. The next occurred at Christmas time when the couple met up again in the bathroom of the house they were having a party at. (As a side note, we heard that one of the little nieces or nephews were outside pounding on the door the whole time.)
Anyway, the story goes that this Actress and her new lover only hook-up at family parties and gatherings and they get off on the fact that no one knows. However, the Brother-in-law let it slip to a friend, who told our source and we’re guessing the little family secret won’t be quiet for long. Oh yeah, we hear the Brother-in-law is married too. It’s not Felicity Huffman.
this one is juicy! not felicity huffman but maybe marcia cross?
My first thought was Jennifer Garner and Casey Affleck, but she was very pregnant during the holidays. Not that pregnant women don’t cheat or have sex, but somehow I doubt that hot illicit nookie was Garner’s priority in her eighth month of pregnancy.
The “not Felicity Huffman” clue then made me think Eva Longoria. She’s been in a couple of (bad) movies, right?
I’m thinking the following are clues: “snow,” “pie,” “whipped cream.” I tried to think of any married B-list actress from “American Pie” and drew a blank. Alyson Hannigan fits, but I don’t think she’s done movies, has she?
alyson hannigan is much preggers also…so that’s unlikely.
Uh…American Pie WAS a movie, was it not?
Sorry I couldn’t help myself…no offense.
Duh, haha. Don’t know what was wrong with me there.
look at the tags – more clues. Clothes? Food?
yes,that’s totally Jennifer Garner/Casey Affleck but she was very pregnant so i don’t know!
I thought Eva Longoria, also, from the Felicity Huffman-not.
Marsha Cross has RED hair, and her character on DH bakes a lot of PIES…has she actually done any movies?
Oops, apparently she’s done quite a few…that I’ve never heard of!
Wasn’t there an earlier BI that talked about a dutiful wife hosting big Thanksgiving festivities for she and hubby’s family, but hubby was a no-show who made an excuse for having to be in Vegas?? Well, everyone guessed it was Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck then. Makes even more sense now. Remember hormones RAGE when you’re pregnant, so you’re likely to be reeeeeeeeal randy. What better way to fool family members that ain’t nothing going on – you’re pregnant and ask brother-in-law Casey to escort you to the store in your vunerable – albeit horny – state. I’m just sayin’…
…btw, what’s the inference with the snow is going to hit the fan so to speak??? A home in Aspen? Vermont? Boston, maybe???
But wouldn’t the gossip site know if Casey Affleck was married or not? (which he is, to Joaquin Phoenix’s sister). So I think the brother is not famous.
…it says the brother-in-law is married, so just MAYBE it could be Casey Affleck. I used to think Jennifer Gardner was so innocent but looking back, she’s cheated on quite a few beaus in the past.
I know MK, but my point is that you’d expect them to say that he was married right off the bat, or state it very definitely at the end – not a wishy-washy “we hear he’s married”.
Tony Parker has brothers, I wonder if they are married. My money’s on Eva for this one.
I so want this to be Jennifer Garner just because I can’t stand her, but I’m not sure.
Okay, about the SNOW hitting the fan:
Does somebody have a sinus issues?!?!?
i immediately of Eva Longoria…..because of the AIA Felicity Hoffman desperate housewives connection.
I doubt its Marcia Cross or jennifer garner
I’VE READ ABOUT THIS , IT’S LIV TAYLER AND I’VE SEEN PICTURES OF LIV AND THE BROTHER INLAW TOGETHER IN AFEW OCCASION.
Liv Tyler has been separated from and divorcing her husband since before last November. Nor is she known for television. Not her.
The Eva Longoria one is interesting and probably most likely, but I’m not convinced. For the laugh, I’m going to say Helen Hunt.
katherin heigl? ellen pompeo?
mariska hargitay?
I don’t think it is Eva Longoria, only because Tony Parker is French and his family most likely wouldn’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
Also, I really can’t see a VERY pregnant Jennifer Garner sneaking around with Casey Affleck! And if they were, would crazy scraggly old Joaquin be in on it too. That is one disgusting image.
I thought that at first too – but in checking out this story, I read that his father is American and he and his brothers went to university in the US and play(ed) for other US teams, so it’s possible they celebrate Thanksgiving when in the US
Who says it was Thanksgiving with HIS family? The brother-in-law in question could be her sister’s husband, and Eva has like 4 sisters…
not a chance that this would be mariska hargitay. she is one of those hollywood rarities: decent, honest and genuinely kind.
It’s written, “Oh yeah, we hear the Brother-in-law is married too.” If this was one of Eva’s sisters’ husbands, that would mean he’s obviously married, so there would be no need to mention it, right? I thought Garner as well, but the Felicity Huffman mention makes me definitely think it is someone from the Desperate Housewives cast. I don’t watch that show so can’t say. Or maybe it’s by association somehow. Huffman is married to William H Macy who was in Fargo (snow?). So then I thought Frances McDormand who is married to Joel Coen whose brother is Ethan. But I’m not sure what B list is, and I actually doubt this would be about them. I don’t freakin’ know. I’m horrible at these things and probably WAY OVER-thought it. I just hope it’s not Garner because I’d feel horrible for Summer. Although Affleck always gives me the creeps for some reason.
Good suggestions, Jen, with the Cohen/Fargo link up.