• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

BLIND GOSSIP

The #1 Blind Item Site in the World!

  • HOME
  • Log In
  • Privacy Policy
  • RSS
  • Solved Blind Items
  • Tip Us
  • TOS
  • Twitter

Almost Out Actor Goes Back In

February 20, 2009 Blind Gossip

inandout-burgerEOnline – Judas J*-Off is a stunningly beautiful star. Gorgeous hair, supple muscles, good pro résumé, too. He’s also as hot as he is coy and conniving. But by comparison, let’s just say J.J. makes our ever-shy, closeted movie idol Toothy Tile look like an out-and-out saint of gay liberation and openness.

See, Judas, a gangly type with flat abs and the concrete a* to go with it, was planning on marrying his boyfriend. Out of the country, mind you, but marriage just the same. To a man! You know, one of those big gay ceremonies that probably makes Ken Starr think about popping pills again.

Huge prob: Judas’ myriad fans would have gone ape-c* over this happy Romeo-and-Romeo fact had they ever found out, which is exactly why Judas—at his representatives’ behest—went ahead and…

…not only dumped his partner and fiancé, but he took up with his latest leading lady instead. Jeez, how 2008, already.

And all because a pile of veteran Hollywood starmakers told J.J. that his way-decent career would become about as relevant as Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol ankle monitor should he get hitched to the BF. And I can’t decide which is the best part of all, that every tabloid around is buying J.J.’s just-pumped-up fake romance, or that Judas had the (typical) a*-wipe nerve to go back to the poor, dumped boyfriend and want sex.

What is it about dudes and dogs? So seldom can you tell the diff.

It Ain’t: Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal

Blind Items actor, gay, marriage

Previous Post: « Actress Volunteers for Whipped Cream Run
Next Post: He Needs to Keep His Hands to Himself »

Primary Sidebar

Footer

RECENTLY SOLVED!

Helpless And Terrified

Assigning Blame

Football Scandal Ahead

And Just Like That They Were Gone

Divorce Timing

This Is What TV Guy Is Really Like

Faux Over Forty

Copyright © 2023 · Daily Dish Pro on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in