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johnny-depp-angelina-jolie[Vanity Fair] Laura Wasser, lawyer to Hollywood’s rich and famous, was once asked by a client whether he could add a clause to his pre-nup stipulating that his wife lose her baby weight in a certain period of time if she wanted to receive her annual bonus. (Yes, wife bonuses are a thing.)

After practicing law for two decades—during which time she represented Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, multiple Kardashians, top athletes, and countless other high-profile clients—it takes a lot to shock Wasser. But this request did make her flinch.

“I said, ‘Yeah, dude. We can’t put that in,” Wasser said, laughing, on the phone in August.

“Because California’s a no-fault state, you cannot base any kind of a pre-nuptial agreement on somebody’s behavior . . . so I didn’t have to really address how offensive it was to add that to a pre-nup. I get wanting to [put clauses] in about adultery or drug relapses. But even if we could, I wouldn’t put that in. That’s gross.”

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[Optional] If you could put ANY clause into your pre-nuptial agreement, what would it be?

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  1. Kermie says

    I don’t care who it is. Anyone that signed that deserves what they have. I can’t see it being Kanye as Kim likely has more money than him!
    I think Alex Baldwin is likely but they are in NY.

    I would put in a ‘no cheat’ clause. I have no time for anyone that disrespects me & if cash is their God then I’d hit them where it hurts! Lol. I’m sure the few extra million would paper up the cracks in my heart quite nicely! Lmao

  2. Lisa Marue says

    I read years ago Sylvester Stallone reportedly held Jennifer Flavin to not having her weight go above a certain number. I know it’s an odd ball guess but I’m going with Sly.

    • PhillyBoricua says

      This one seems to make the most sense. The blind said she “flinched” at that request, which made me think of boxing —-> ROCKY.

    • lillen says

      That’s a good guess, I read when Stallone was with Janis Dickinson, when she was pregnant with “his” baby, he didn’t like her pregnant body & made her get into shape fast after she had the baby.

  4. MissCassandra says

    Not sure if he is a client, but I could see Adam Levigne saying this. Before he was a household name, he was always snubbing his overweight fans. Plus he would only date super thin models. So.. That’s my guess anyway.

    • shellythomas says

      Puhlease! Like what woman who is in shape, smart and beautiful would give that hobbit the time -of-day!?! Disgusted by his actions, and most of his crap songs.

    • MissCassandra says

      Well.. I don’t know about smart, but model Behati Prinsloo married him and they are now expecting a girl. I’m guessing she would go along with it just because she would want to lose the weight anyway because of her “career’.

  6. ToadKisser says

    Looking at Wasser’s list of clients, I feel like this is definitely about Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose.

    My clause would be that audible chewing is grounds for justifiable homicide.

    • Cuddlebutt says

      I have misophonia, too!!! No smacking! And I cringe when seeing people eat with their mouth open. I’m shocked/not shocked by how many Real Housewives and their significant others/families eat that way.

  10. sassygurl1987 says

    Husband: Kanye(?)
    Wife: Kim
    She was in a hurry to lose all the baby weight in both pregnancies. Could be her.
    Mine would be for cheating, physical or emotional. Yup. Clause that!

  12. deegg says

    Ashton Krutcher – recently married and a recent baby with Mila Kunis.
    Clue: DUDE he was in Dude wheres my car.

  13. Ginger says

    I have no idea who this is but my “friends” had a similar understanding. If either of them gained 30 pounds, it was ground for divorce. They are both well over 30 pounds overweight now and still married.

  15. mar1ey says

    This sounds like Alec Baldwin. Crass. Hilaria is his wife.

    If I could put in a clause? They can’t stop being affectionate! (impossible to enforce, I know)

  18. JennyJustice says

    I researched her client list and came up with a partial list. I’m going with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.

    A clause I would have included in a pre-nup: That if we split, the kids come first no matter what!

    • afternoondelight says

      That made me laugh. I feel the same way. I don’t have time for others’ needs and pettiness except for my offspring.

    • Heathersmist says

      I agree as well, even though I really do have an amazing man in my life this time. It’s just…that “piece of paper” doesn’t mean much, if all else isn’t in place already…so, why? To allow more government interference in my decisions or to make money for the state to allow me to say he’s my husband?
      Much less messy, and, yes he does know I feel this way and still asks me to marry him!

  22. robynsing says

    “wife bonus” Here’s a husband bonus clause: “Leave me alone you giant, annoying baby; do a little housework; and stop being such a whiny p*ssy”

  27. Aurelia says

    Husband: Michael Douglas

    Wife: Catherine Zeta Jones

    Clauses: I get ALL the cats, dogs, fish, horses, art work, in the event of a divorce.
    If I get an STD from partner, 99.99% of all NET WORTH is mine, tax free, he pays the taxes

    • filmsbyk says

      absolutely him. In the mean time he’s can get as fat and disgusting as a hairy sweaty pig. And I shouldn’t offend this way poor sweet real pigs by comparing them with this misogynist *

    • katheryn says

      I don’t think so, he is completely * whipped by her and she is already athletic and has a yoga school.
      This is Kim and Kanye- just another clause in their marriage contract/business deal/sham.