TheGossipBoy – Sleazy Six Pack is a sexy stud who’s name is very recognizable. So recognizable in fact, that he was no longer able to live his life without the press following him everywhere he went. He was very good at losing them when he needed to, like when he decided that he wants a piece of *ss.
Sleazy likes variety and has no problem fulfilling his desires. His big attraction? Being tied up and t*rtured. He has been known to give the make-up crew headaches from having to cover up his many br*ises from his nights with women in leather.
Sleazy especially loves it when you blindfold him and drip hot wax all over his rippled Hollywood body. His wife left him because she couldn’t take his sudden interest in the k*nk and b*ndage, but it didn’t even phase Sleazy and he kept on rolling.
Sleazy would have no problem admitting that he gets his drop kicks from being treated like a dirty little boy, but his fans would. The women and children love him to the ends of the Earth and I don’t think his solid fan base would be able to survive.
His fame has gone down a bit, but his name is still HUGE. And I hear that lately he is letting women and men d*minate him. He should watch out because people can smell scandal from a mile away in this town and his is starting to stink.
It’s Not:
Seann William Scott
Brendan Fraser
Jake Gyllenhaal
Taylor Lautner