We don’t Twitter, but it has come to our attention that a certain celebrity is blasting us on Twitter right now!
What fun! A celebrity engaging in a Twitter war with a non-celebrity who isn’t even on Twitter!
Girl, please go back to rehab. Your real friends are worried about you. A six-month stay would be ideal. We suggest Promises or Sober Living by the Sea. You’re familiar with both facilities, right?
Love, Ace
PS: Both Blinders and The Girl’s fans and fanatics are welcome to comment on this thread and to provide support and encouragement to The Girl. Yes, she will be reading your comments!